No more Bath & Body!

Ooh, and a quote from my celebration lunch...

"Yeah, don't go up to your teacher and ask, 'what's a violin?'" -Kelly, to Britt

*Shoots Cherry Coke* -My nose

"Okay, I've snorted water, Pepsi, oats, pasta sauce..." -Me

"And now Cherry Coke." -Kelly

"It's like a buffet!" -Britt

"Phon-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh." -Kelly

"It's Hooked on Phonics!" -Britt

"Dude, I bet you some stupid Japanese person made this." -Britt, who can't close a Hershey Kiss box.

*burp* "I am SO sorry. I haven't done that in the longest time." *pause* "Let's see if I can do it again." -Britt

Why We Think Before We Speak ( Read more... )

"Well, maybe if you squint and take vicodin." -Britt, disputing my claim that you can see a face on the moon.

"I got grounded from my scooter." -Britt, age 15, who doesn't even know where her scooter is.