"Defeat the bubbles!" -Anna, blowing and then popping bubbles.

"I hope my butt doesn't hurt this much when I go to trial." -Kelly, on her difficulties with the judicial system

No more Bath & Body!

Ooh, and a quote from my celebration lunch...

"Yeah, don't go up to your teacher and ask, 'what's a violin?'" -Kelly, to Britt

*Shoots Cherry Coke* -My nose

"Okay, I've snorted water, Pepsi, oats, pasta sauce..." -Me

"And now Cherry Coke." -Kelly

"It's like a buffet!" -Britt

"Phon-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh." -Kelly

"It's Hooked on Phonics!" -Britt

"Dude, I bet you some stupid Japanese person made this." -Britt, who can't close a Hershey Kiss box.

*burp* "I am SO sorry. I haven't done that in the longest time." *pause* "Let's see if I can do it again." -Britt

"Why pay for drugs when your insurance company will help?" -Kelly, after one martini.

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"Iowa's just like Mexico except for colder and it has more corn." -Kelly, after the second martini.

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"One martini, Mwahaha. Two martini, mwahaha. Three martini, mwahaha." -Kelly, just now, when she should have sobered up a bit.

"If I could spend the next hour picking my nose, I would. But I would probably start to bleed." -Name withheld by request

Go here. Read this. This woman is the only one who would make ironing fun.http://blog.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=blog.view&friendID=32286195&blogID=214797255&Mytoken=19A4D1CC-

"I need a manager with a headset on to come and do an associate checkout." -Caitlin
"My name is Brooke and I am a manager with a headset." -Brooke

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"What time is it?" -Me
"It's about... *checks wrist* ...I have no idea." -Brooke, who forgot her watch today