But you NEED it!

[woundedbyfear]

"Do you have any stuff for bath water?" -A man who smelled like he had no idea what a bath was.

*Points out bubble bath, bath salts, etc. throughout the store.* -Me, wasting 5 minutes

"Oh, I never use any of that." -Mr. Stinky

"Duh" -Me, but only in my head