Dear Santa,
All I want for Christmas is for Uwe Boll to stop making movies.
I promise I'll be nice, and not naughty. Thank you!

-Love, Phil

P.S.: I know I'm Jewish, but do you think maybe just this once?

Yeah... work lately has been some sort of mad rush to get things done, and plenty of obstacles coming up to block my progress. Take today for instance.. nothing was working all day until about 4:30 PM. Seriously. Yesterday was thankfully very productive, and perhaps the most productive day of the week.. though I did end up staying late to finish ( Read more... )

01) Being gay is not natural. Real Americans always reject unnatural things like eyeglasses, polyester, and air conditioning ( Read more... )

You thought I was going to say Katamari!!! Well.. not yet. I do like the game, but Indigo Prophecy was higher on the list due to its novelty, so that's what I bought and that's what I'm going to talk about. Also, I find myself less inclined these days to pick up a PS2 controller.. nothing against the games or anything.. it's just for the most ( Read more... )

Ok, here's a small issue that I'm dealing with, and I would like some feedback on it. "Purely" hypothetical situation ( Read more... )

Waiting for my changes to add themselves into the game again.. it wakes about 15-20 minutes each time, so there's a lot of waiting involved in my job. I seriously need a hammock behind my desk so I can take naps while this happens. That would be sweet.

Man do I feel like crap today.. sorry to bog you guys down with that, but it's worth mentioning, if only breifly. I've got some sort of killer death cold which is not doing a whole lot - it's only a little congestion, but it's knocking me on my ass in terms of depriving me of energy. Yeah I didn't get so much sleep the past couple nights, but ( Read more... )

So here I am.. at work... waiting for my game client to build... yup. That's just the way it is sometimes.. make some changes, save, let it build. So, I already checked IGN for my latest game news.. and nothing interesting there.. no details on why Madden 2006 for Xbox 360 looks so drastically crappy compared to what they showed off originally. No ( Read more... )

What's up? I haven't seen you all in a really long time.. okay, I saw some of you this past week in person, but not here on LJ!! So what's new with me? I can safely say the coolest thing that has happened to me in recent weeks is that I am being promoted at work to a Game Designer. No longer am I bound by the shackles of QA, no matter how fun ( Read more... )

As my good friend Mr. Greg Moberg once said, and I paraphrase: "MTV is to music, as a coathanger is to a fetus!" Then there was MTV Films, which has given us such diverse genres as the football film, and the comedy football film. Now... And it was bad, but still forgivable to a degree. But now... and if you are faint of heart, have a weak stomach ( Read more... )