Masterlist
Canon - Enterprise RPG
Pre-mission
Day 1, Mess Hall - A chat with Gaila over breakfast
Day 3, Mess Hall - Coffee and good-natured bitching with Uhura
Day 3, Engineering - Chief Engineer Scott does not approve of drinking on duty. Unless you pour one for him, that is.
Day 10, Medbay - A pre-mission physical, and some very unprofessional flirting
Bacchus II
Day 12, Mess Hall - Banter and sandwiches with a fellow redshirt
Day 12, Engineering - Scotty doesn't deal well with boredom.
Day 12, Private Quarters - He's not great at relationship woes either
Day 12, Engineering - Scotty makes an attempt to get some work done, hampered slightly by curious colleagues
Day 12, Bridge - Kirk takes a second away team down to the planet, leaving Scotty in command of the ship
Day 12, Bridge - Scotty mans the conn in the captain's absence
Day 13, Shuttle Bay - McCoy comms the bridge to warn them of the quarantine breach, and Scotty decides he'd be of more use in engineering.
Day 13, Engineering - Work in engineering is disrupted by the spread of infection
Day 15, Mess Hall - The morning after a very, very bad night
Day 15, Private Quarters - Scotty seeks medical attention, and gets a little more TLC than he bargained for --[warning: NC-17 and discussion of triggering themes]
Day 16, Communications - The crew write home
Day 17, Medbay - Tensions with the relief staff mount, culminating in a brawl in medbay
Day 19, Conference Room - Post-mission debriefing
Shore Leave
Day 20, Medbay - The notoriously violent engineering football league lands Tonia in sickbay
Day 21, Kitchens - Christine bakes. Scotty and Donnie make nuisances of themselves
Day 23, Starbase ε43 - Tonia and Tony conspire to get their superior officers very, very drunk.
Day 24, Engineering - The still mildly drunken chief engineer rallies his hung-over troops for the last stage of repairs.
Day 25, Medbay - Lucas does himself an injury, and Scotty...flirts with the head nurse
Day 27, Starbase ε43 - Scotty and Bones head out for a few drinks
Day 29, Engineering - Winding up your subordinates is always a fun way to pass the time
Day 29, Observation Deck - A quiet moment
Day 31, Engineering - Killing time with Keenser
Day 31, Starbase ε43 - Out for a drink with Rabbit
Canon - Edge of Eternity
Pleasantville
23/11 - Kirk comes to Scotty for help fixing his bike
24/11 - Chatting with Lorraine in the park
29/11 - Pavel stops by for a little advice
04/12 - Scotty has a run-in with the restless citizenry of Pleasantville
04/12 - At Pavel's house in the aftermath of the attack
06/12 - Hitching a lift outside of town
Non-canon
Six Word Stories
That Klingon took advantage of me - Now there's an unappealing thought
[laying in snow] Please...not now... - Scotty meets the Doctor
Smutty Six Word Stories
There's something 'bout men with wrenches - What do you do when you meet a female version of yourself? Hit on her, apparently.
So, I've sort of had sex - Sweet-talking a shy superhero (Kind-of continued here)
If two's company, well, then three... - Because everyone should get a chance to sleep with Captain Kirk.
Do you prefer to give or receive? - Either? Both?
Me'n her. Can you handle us? - 'Or die trying!' every male in the vicinity cries.
I don't even- what the hell? - Scotty is slightly horrified by his mirrorverse counterpart's...exploits
No promises, no lies, no regrets - Scotty explains his policy on relationships
Do you like to watch pornography? - Yes. Yes he does.
How long can you go without? - Being marooned on an ice planet really kills your sex life
Why are you in my bed? - More fun with Kirk/Scotty
I shouldn't enjoy it this much - Always nice to meet a fellow tech nut
What do you consider jail bait - Discussing the half-plus-seven rule
What's wrong with sex without strings? - Nothing at all, as far as Scotty's concerned
Doctor's orders? Use lube'n condoms, goddamnit - Sometimes you're better off not even asking
Stop complaining, you're all fucking beautiful - Female!Scotty has no self-image issues
Rather feel pain than nothing t'all - Cheer up, emo Chekov!
I really need a stiff one - Hitting on guys in bars
This could possibly be a problem - Fun with genderswaps
Worst pick up lines ever used? - "Get your coat, you've pulled"
Didn't like that guy at all - Some Kirks are more indiscriminate than others
Alone is better than the alternative - Pleasantville AU...AU?
[groans loudly, panting] Kinky...aren't you? - When the occasion calls for it
Why not? I'll try anythin' once - Being the adventurous type that he is.
You there! Wanna ride with Serenity? - Hint: he does
[wrapped up in vines, naked] Mmmphhffheeelp! - Doctor McCoy meets the tentacle monster
Like hell Spock's a better fuck - Aaaaand Scotty's brain is broken
Me or him. What's your pick? - Scotty doesn't think it's fair being made to choose.
This's supposed to be a rescue! - A bar fight. With vampires.
Strange t'have your view'a yourself challenged - More Pleasantville AAU
I don't remember...who are you? - Jocelyn + amnesia = fun times
Has anyone ever done their 'mirror'? - Scotty's glad he's not the only one who does things like that
[slipping silently out of bed, leaving] - Apparently it was a hell of a party last night.
[grins, crawls into bed with you] - Jack's making himself at home
[glassy-eyed and slurring, leaning against wall] - Chekov is drunk
A sex cult, daddy? M'head hurts - Poor Jo
Really shouldn't have a doctor-patient kink - Really, Bones?
[naked and warm in your bed] - A stolen moment
[browsing through the Victoria's Secret catalogue] - In which Scotty displays surprisingly extensive knowledge of lingerie
You are never right, you know - In which there is much bickering
Trek Six Words
[slightly singed] ...that didn't go well - Engineering is an accident-prone profession
Me teaching. Whose idea was this? - Academy 'verse
A nurse walks into a bar... - ...and gets hit on by a slightly drunk engineer.
Every day, it's all the same - And again
Never gonna understand the Cochrane Constant - Tutoring an academy student
What do I do with her? - Adventures in babysitting
Stupid decision. Don't regret it, though - Coming to terms with the mess that was their first mission.
8-hour shift turned into 48. Huh - Funny how that happens
Mistletoe in sickbay: yes or no? - More flirting with Christine
Maths for s'own sake? Not interested - Scotty is bored
[walks into sickbay and notices...decorations] - Bones isn't a fan of mistletoe
Tinsel on the warp core? really - There's holiday cheer, and then there's just being stupid
Wonder f'there was ever an original - Getting philosophical
Dear Santa, want: balls back. Leonard. - Fun with genderswitching
[looks down] ...well this is different - Unexpectedly female Scotty is unexpectedly female
[nearly frowning at an elf decoration] - Trying to explain christmas cheer to a confused bbSpock
Gotta remember I can't save everyone - McCoy is not having a good day
[smoke, shower of sparks; appears, coughing] - Scotty winds up in mirrorverse. Not fun times.
Anyone else staying here over break? - ...did he just get a date?
[definitely not fiddling with something important] - No, being a time lord is not an excuse!
I'd be afraid of me too - After the damage his mirrorverse counterpart did, Kirk has some extremely skittish crewmembers
Santa, jerk deserved that punch. LeoNARD - Genderswaps can cause issues
It was only a little explosion - Scotty approves nonetheless
[Falls off transporter, singed, grinning, female] - All things must come to an end.
Wanted: engineers who like a challenge - How's he supposed to say no to that?
But they insulted the ship, sir! - Don't worry, Chekov. Scotty gets it even if no-one else does.
[staring, shocked, at a little box - Southern Comfort 'verse: Tonia gets engaged
[baby wearing santa hat] Um...cute? - Lalita's first Christmas
That doesn't look like work - Probably because it's not.
Miss bein' home for the holidays - Not that the Enterprise isn't fun, but sometimes...
I can be smart and fabulous - Scotty can't fathom why you'd want to be
Scotty? Kirk? Leonard? Have a question... - And Scotty has an answer
So we have a deal then - Grudgingly, yes
[groaning in pain, tossed into cell] - Away mission gone wrong
Never known th'words t'Auld Lang Syne - In which Scotty is an embarrassment to his homeland
[very not hungover] Feelin' bit delicate? - Smug Scotty is smug
I'm a doctor, kid. I'm busy - "Kid"?
A doctor's work is never done - Chatting with McCoy Senior
Y'better have a damn good explanation - Doctor MCoy is Not Amused.
Two fucking days on the Enterprise - Just generally a pretty epic post
Trying out brunette hair once more - Discussing Winona's new hairdo
[staggering out of the engineering decks, exhausted] - It's not been a good day.
[wandering corridors] Well this is new - Scotty makes the acquaintance of a certain Captain Jack Harkness...
[emerging from engineering indignant. also wet] - Chekov has a run-in with the coolant system
Why don't these stupid reports match? - Doing Christine a favour
Hate feelin' uncomfortable in m'own skin - It's just been one of those days
'Fall the words 'fmice and men - In which Scotty misattributes Vonnegut, to Bones' amusement.
[running to the bridge, trips, falls] - Kirk is not having a good day
Are you tryin' t'kill us all? - Your stupidity baffles Scotty
I feel too young some days - Chris' quarter-life crisis
Don't know how to do this - In which Kirk is cryptic
I really miss natural vitamin D - MBenga makes an appearance
Place's turnin' me into a nihilist - Bones is bored
Congratulations - first round's on me, lads - Stag do time
Spock should wear skirts. For morale - Scotty wishes the captain would stop saying things like that
OW! Ow ow ow that hurts! - Away mission gone wrong, as per
How d'you impress an unimpressable girl? - Sulu has romantic problems
Just one day without paperwork? Maybe? - An impossibility, sadly
[tearing planet apart looking for you] - More away mission gone wrong (they do that a lot)
Never noticed how...attractive you are - Pollen'd Kirk is scary
[in medbay, tight-lipped and silent] - It's not been a good day
Wish this piece'a crap'd stay fixed - Oh so very meta
Well...I guess we're stuck together - Snowed in
Informal Poll: 'Creepy' applicable to me? - Scotty doesn't think so.
[pained] Oh jesus christ that hurts - It's not been a good day
[stares] Whaddaya mean I'm really 31? - Marriedverse crack.
I am just smarter than you - In which girl!Chekov speaks bullshit
My return was hardly worth celebration - Spock isn't much fun at a party
[shirtless, grimy, swearing loudly and creatively] - Heating malfunctions suck
Captain Angst 'Verse
I end up the bad guy? - Yes. Yes you do.
[holding icepack over face] ...don't ask - No, really.
[frustrated] How th'fuck did this happen? - This is your acting captain speaking...
What do you mean, 'he's missing'? - Bones is unamused
[quietly, head in hands M'just...tired - Scotty wants out
[pensively sips beer in Riverside bar]
Incorrigible 'Verse
How 'bout for real this time? - Chris is sceptical
On shoreleave - In which awkwardness abounds
[shivers] This planet is too cold - Stranded on an away-mission gone wrong.
No more ice planets. Never again - After being rescued.
Movie Night - Popcorn and Star Wars. A winning combination.
Birthday Party - In which Chris is tipsy, and nauseating amounts of cuteness abound.
[mess hall, gazing distractedly into coffee] - Yay banter
[playing with a baby alien, giggling] - In which Chris acquires a baby
[sighs] That was an exhausting conversation - Chris has ex woes.
Some people are just too resillient
Crazy Jim 'Verse
*sitting on a biobed staring upward* - The wayward captain returns
*walking barefoot along the ship's halls* - And promptly wanders off again
Ships 'Verse
[appears on a transporter pad] Oopsie - An unexpected visitor shows up
[appears disheveled, broken] SYSTEMS...CHECK...online. - And another
[appears on the transporter pad] Fascinating... - By this point Scotty is growing desensitized to the strangeness of the situation.
I am not my captain - Scotty: Hitting on pretty ex-ships since 2258
This human body cannot be repaired? - Nope. Sorry, Narada
The Great Prank War
[horrified] Are these "military" uniforms normal? - Khan is not impressed
[shirtless rather than wear this] Bastards - Neither is Scotty
[unconvincing innocent look] Malfunctioning environmental controls? - Prank Wars: The Chief Engineer Strikes Back
From now on - medbay's off limits - The captain puts his foot down
Anonymous Email Crack
Scotty, you best have an explanation! - Bones is sent some incriminating photos, and is Not Amused
What the hell happened that night - Scotty and Jo commiserate over their tarnished reputations
Uhm...McCoy? What's this and this? - Bones gets a taste of his own medicine
Why are these bein' sent t'me? - In which revenge is discussed
Uh, I didn't see anything - Another awkward moment
Uh Oh 'Verse
Mr. Scott? We need to talk - Oops.