Because I wrote saying that I thought Man of Steel was trite, pretentious, illogical and kind of stupid. I'm not hellotailor, so naturally, I wasn't exactly smart about it. And I was mid-way through the movie, breaking my heart all over again over how much I hated it, so my dissection of why I thought what I thought was kind of shallow. I admit it ( Read more... )

Iko Iko - Pirates of the Caribbean (gen ( Read more... )

http://www.spicegag.com/wolfstar/ - and then Batman punches melts out of the shadows and stares at them both with disapproval.

A Disney Hercules!AU for Superman. C'mon! You know it fits. Superstrength, geeky, public adulation - it all works. Except for the horse, and I figure we can either rework Pegasus as Krypto or keep Pegasus and make him completely irrelevant (Clark flies) except for hilarious side-kick-ery. My sad little fangirl heart wants to recast Bruce as Megara ( Read more... )

I have decided, if and when they need another on-screen Bruce Wayne (coughJLcough), they should give James Franco first refusal. I mean, Christian Bale, sure, but he's kinda locked into Nolanverse and James Franco proved his chops as Harry Osborn in the Spiderman trilogy. He did rich-boy-with-issues, rich-boy-with-daddy-issues, rich-boy-with- ( Read more... )

Batman future!fic, '3 Ninjas' AU. Tim's kids, though I have no idea why Tim, except that we know one incarnation of him gets tortured and brainwashed by the Joker and ends up quitting the hero business. Reduce the extreme trauma to something a little less fraught with psychotic pain and misery - say he ends up working for law enforcement of some ( Read more... )

( There is a difference between child molestation and underage sex. The latter can occasionally happen with consent, however dubious. The former? Yeah, no. )

( Criminal Minds as 'Bat Family' )

( The Dark Knight Returns - Part 1 - yeah, guess what I'm never watching again )

Sexism in nerdhood - I know most of the comments to this meant-to-be-funny Woman Woman Superman comparison, but yeah. Most of the comments about the cameltoe, feminazis and boobs are a little... much. Once, okay, it's a joke. And yeah, my brain thought it would get pornographic too with 'Wonder Woman can still be useful' but the constant ( Read more... )