Because I wrote saying that I thought Man of Steel was trite, pretentious, illogical and kind of stupid. I'm not hellotailor, so naturally, I wasn't exactly smart about it. And I was mid-way through the movie, breaking my heart all over again over how much I hated it, so my dissection of why I thought what I thought was kind of shallow. I admit it ( Read more... )

Iko Iko - Pirates of the Caribbean (gen ( Read more... )

Prompt: Bard wants a blowjob and Thorin can give it to him

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Don't you just love it when someone writes you a really loooong review on a really old fic (on, for argument's sake, ff.net) with a fairly polite but absolutely overt accusation of bigotry and then blocks your PMs when you try to respond ( Read more... )

Such an awesomely funny review for The Hobbit: DoS. Haven't seen the film yet so I'm not sure if I'll agree or disagree but honestly, if a large part of the Hobbit fandom is going to start whispering about 'scars', then a self-respecting fangirl really does have to drop everything and go research ( Read more... )

Council of Elrond - 'Make a Man Out Of You' from Mulan.

Slightly derogatory considering elves, dwarves and hobbits, but meh. I can just see Elrond looking at the Fellowship to the line 'you're a spineless, pale, pathetic lot and you haven't got a clue'. Not to mention the river horses to the line 'swift as a coursing river'. Also - a Kili ( Read more... )

I want a crossover. It is a very long and involved crossover. Using a plot point from Jasper Fforde's 'Lost in a Good Book', I want it so that John Watson from BBC's Sherlock is somehow stranded in 'The Hobbit' through the Literary Detective division Mycroft is kind enough to engage his services for (when John believes Sherlock is dead).  At this ( Read more... )

http://www.spicegag.com/wolfstar/ - and then Batman punches melts out of the shadows and stares at them both with disapproval.

So Jl8. Most adorable comic ever. But as tooth-decayingly sweet as this panel is (showing Alfred switching on the Bat signal to call Bruce home for dinner), it pretty much also drives home the point that Alfred carries a lot of the blame for the way Bruce grows up. I mean, Bruce may have been the brooding, sulking, angry, hyperintelligent teenager ( Read more... )

A Disney Hercules!AU for Superman. C'mon! You know it fits. Superstrength, geeky, public adulation - it all works. Except for the horse, and I figure we can either rework Pegasus as Krypto or keep Pegasus and make him completely irrelevant (Clark flies) except for hilarious side-kick-ery. My sad little fangirl heart wants to recast Bruce as Megara ( Read more... )