Overheard in Kroger:
Mother: *parks cart in makeup aisle*
Little boy in cart: *reaches for eyeshadow*
Mother: No, no, you put those down. Those are for girls, honey. Girls. You're a boy, remember? Do you want to be a girl?
Little boy: *considers* Yes.
Yeah, that was pretty much the highlight of my day.
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