Oh, Bam...
Overheard in Kroger:
Mother: *parks cart in makeup aisle*
Little boy in cart: *reaches for eyeshadow*
Mother: No, no, you put those down. Those are for girls, honey. Girls. You're a boy, remember? Do you want to be a girl?
Little boy: *considers* Yes.
Yeah, that was pretty much the highlight of my day.
In other news, these fics I am writing for y'all for Christmas...are probably not going to be done by Christmas. I have one done, one almost done except for the, um, climax, and all the others sort of started kind of. A little. So! I am going to post one a day, starting on Boxing Day. It'll be the Ten Days of Christmas, only there will be angels snarking instead of ladies dancing. Actually, there is one lady dancing. And two pirates drinking, and hottttt booooyyyys wiiiiiith guuuunnnnnns!
So. I'm going to finish watching the Jackass movie with my brother, and then I'm going to sleep.