Oh, Bam...

[tears_of_nienna]

Overheard in Kroger:

Mother: *parks cart in makeup aisle*
Little boy in cart: *reaches for eyeshadow*
Mother: No, no, you put those down. Those are for girls, honey. Girls. You're a boy, remember? Do you want to be a girl?
Little boy: *considers* Yes.

Yeah, that was pretty much the highlight of my day.

In other news, these fics I am writing for y'all

Comments

[jeditrilobite]

Oh, the things that you hear in stores can be priceless...

I'm just hoping that I don't have to deal with annoying customers because it's 5:30 at the moment and I have to go to work in half an hour.

[sarisa]

EL OH EEEEELLL.

[tears_of_nienna]

I totally mis-parsed that as ell oh eeeeeel.