'Twas the night before Christmas, and all through the 'verse ( Read more... )

ECHINODERMATA!
What a wonderful word!
Echinodermata!
Means you ain't got fur--
It means you're spiny
For the rest of your days
It's our pointyyyyy
Physiology!
Echinodermata!

...YES I AM TOTALLY TAKING NOTES IN RARE BOOKS CLASS WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT.

It's five o'clock on a Saturday
An unusual crowd shuffles in
There's an old man using the PC
But he's really just staring at me.

And the kids want to use the computer
And six others must use the phone
And no one can find the math tutor
And I wish they'd just leave me alooooone...

Help us out, you're the librarian ( Read more... )

Seriously? This is like a disease.

For the record, these are the original lyrics.

This is the original song.

This is the monstrosity what I have created from said song:

( The Girl all the Jedi Want )

I wrote fic today. There was Remus and Sirius and a motorbike and kisses against a wall in the rain. I was quite proud of it. I wrote it in present tense, then copied it into past tense because I wanted to see which one suited it better.

Then at dinner my brother, out of the blue, sang I should've been a Jedi to the tune of Toby Keith's "Should've ( Read more... )

I'm both lazy and restless, so I went through old things and found this to post for your (my) amusement. And yes, I did post If I Told You... the other day, but I actually like this version almost as much.

So without further ado, here are Sarah's Works In Progress...In 30 Seconds.

( Nothing Gold )