Actual text message conversation between me and
amberdulen today. (Note: this is not an uncommon sort of conversation.)
A: Power out! What should i burn 1st 4 heat?
Me: Turtles!
A: Saving them 4 nourishment
Me: Burn the table, then. How long has it been off?
A: 45 mins. Going 2 dunkin donuts 2 wait
A: Dd is dark may god have mercy on our souls
Me: Stay away from
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