Actual text message conversation between me and
amberdulen today. (Note: this is not an uncommon sort of conversation.)
A: Power out! What should i burn 1st 4 heat?
Me: Turtles!
A: Saving them 4 nourishment
Me: Burn the table, then. How long has it been off?
A: 45 mins. Going 2 dunkin donuts 2 wait
A: Dd is dark may god have mercy on our souls
Me: Stay away from the safe!* If you start driving now you can be here before midnight!
A: Phone btry low drvg 2 find plug gv my love 2 mthr
A: We are delivered!
Me: Power? I want to lj this convo...
A: Power! Go ahead n LJ it :)
Me: Awesome!
* She has a spooky safe in her house. It is looks like someone ripped open the top and climbed out (or in) and is huge, like you could fit a small child in it, and according to her when the owner of the house looked in the safe all he found was a pencil and a piece of paper. Her house is terrifying in general.