My Sister

Jan 31, 2010 18:07

Actual text message conversation between me and amberdulen  today.  (Note: this is not an uncommon sort of conversation.)

A: Power out! What should i burn 1st 4 heat?

Me: Turtles!

A: Saving them 4 nourishment

Me: Burn the table, then.  How long has it been off?

A: 45 mins. Going 2 dunkin donuts 2 wait

A: Dd is dark may god have mercy on our souls

Me: Stay away from the safe!* If you start driving now you can be here before midnight!

A: Phone btry low drvg 2 find plug gv my love 2 mthr

A: We are delivered!

Me: Power? I want to lj this convo...

A: Power! Go ahead n LJ it :)

Me: Awesome!

* She has a spooky safe in her house.  It is looks like someone ripped open the top and climbed out (or in) and is huge, like you could fit a small child in it, and according to her when the owner of the house looked in the safe all he found was a pencil and a piece of paper.  Her house is terrifying in general.

funny, awesomesauce, amanda

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