So, the city next door to me has a half-assed thing going on where they want their police department to enforce immigration law. This is a terrible idea. It means more work for the cops, more risk to them from freaked-out illegals, and near total loss of any leads they might otherwise get from people with bad immigration status and good information ( Read more... )

Power outage in the office; UPS-protected machines eventually shut down due to extended power outage; alerting system goes nuts; alerting system does not stop being nuts after outage resolved; mysterious issues remaining after end of outage even though all machines were on UPS and cleanly shut down and restarted; blowjobs; suicide; Heil Hitler.

WHEN SOMEONE SENDS A REQUEST TO MY WEBSERVER FOR AN MP3 FILE, THEY GET HEADERS LIKE THIS ( Read more... )

Yeah, so if you could not route my packets to Google through an RFC1918 address, that would be great. Yeah. Glad they're just Diedrich's ISP and not mine.

Edit: looks like lots of other people are having this problem. I think someone bent their router, and stuff. Oops!


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From Montclair, California, in the heart of the Inland Empire, it's Valeron and his mistress Dominae! 909 vampire BDSM repre-fuckin'-sent!

Occupation: Accountant for a retirement home.

Here's a shot of him "Pondering the Cold Dark Wasteland of Eternity" (his phrase). Note the Shot Glass of Evil from Spencer's Gifts.


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http://www.wmtw.com/health/4743640/detail.html

breathe

AHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAH

breathe

http://www.lifewave.com/

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

oh god i feel more energy already! i'm weeping with joy!

I know a lot of guys name their penises. I've never done that. I just decided to call mine "google". That way I can laugh like Beavis & Butthead whenever the company or the website is mentioned, or talk about "checking Google" etc. Minutes of fun await me.

Also, as eyeteeth just pointed out, lol "googlewhack".

1. Kristen took a stand. South Orange County strippers disapprove of the London terror bombings, in case you wondered if they were straddling the issue. (via myspace chain letter).
   
   
2. I think the time has come in pop music for tribute bands to have their own tribute bands. Some of these guys have more than passed the M*A*S*H threshold and outlasted ( Read more... )

Via the Huffington Post, from the Orlando Sentinel

'Celestial Drops' no cure for canker
Florida researched the use of water, possibly mystically blessed, to cure the disease ( Read more... )

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