Portlanders and others, bow down to the genius of onda_dog and his career of chaos in damnportlanders.

Now I want to move to Portland just to be part of his "street team". Good God I haven't laughed so hard in forever.

http://www.wmtw.com/health/4743640/detail.html

breathe

AHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAH

breathe

http://www.lifewave.com/

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

oh god i feel more energy already! i'm weeping with joy!