I say things, and then I forget I've said them, so they become funny even though I'm the one who said them! Hurray for amnesia.

eyeteeth: In trying to print something I have awakened a slumbering print job that starts with a quote from you: "Can't have 9 shots of Jack. Can't kill people. FUCK."

1. Kristen took a stand. South Orange County strippers disapprove of the London terror bombings, in case you wondered if they were straddling the issue. (via myspace chain letter).
   
   
2. I think the time has come in pop music for tribute bands to have their own tribute bands. Some of these guys have more than passed the M*A*S*H threshold and outlasted ( Read more... )