A Close Encounter with Bobcats

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Once again my local FOX affiliate takes on the big issues. In this case, the shadowy, malevolent hacker underground group that will do anything for LULZ: spoilers, gay porn, myspace hacking, and blowing up the same car over and over. Phil Shuman, you've once again raised the bar for satire.

Comedy gold this morning as my old post about myspace and ultralounges attracted the attention of a clubspammer/webspammer, who had this to say.

And this just in via myspace:hi guys, im not speak english very well, but a like your music, please give you track. bye ( Read more... )

I got a myspace friend request from a band called "Hey Stroker" ( http://www.myspace.com/heystrokeroc ). Here's what they have to say about themselves: Hey everyone you probably haven't heard of us yet but we're Hey Stroker a melodic, punk-rock from Mission Viejo, CA in Orange ( Read more... )

I've known Samy a long time, maybe eight years. He's a computer genius. At age 15 he was running the L.A. Perl Users Group. I got a conference room for him at my job and he ran the whole thing, even though his mom had to drop him off there. He finished high school early and got emancipated. At 16 or 17 he was living in his own apartment, making ( Read more... )

From the same sausage company who disdained vegetarians, an odd statement about gender and food. And Myspace presented me with a ontological puzzle last night.


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I have received this communication from "Jemifer" or "Jenifer" (spelled both ways) on myspace. It looks like Jem (Jen) has had a whole lot of coffee, because this all obviously came out in a rush. It's rare for someone in a calm state of mind to misspell her own name. There's a lot to chew on here, and I will have to consider my response to her ( Read more... )

They're so boring!

When I look to see who's close to my zip code, the view is clogged with people alleging themselves to be characters on "The O.C." How original.

Here's something funnier. When I browse by people who attended UCLA when I did, which should be a much smaller group on myspace at my age, I get... Jack Bauer, protagonist of "24."

This is intriguing, just received via myspace. I could certainly use more glitter words in my life, but what really got me excited was the "whore me generator." It sounds like something Captain Haddock would yell, or maybe some software that would show me what I'd look like as a whore, or even better a way to get people to pay to have sex with a ( Read more... )