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Gruntfish, fang frogs, and microbears
From Chuck Shepherd's News of the Weird today:
Among the species discovered recently in Papua New Guinea were tiny bear-like creatures, frogs with fangs, fish that grunt, kangaroos that live in trees, and what is probably the world's largest rat (with no fear of humans). Scientists from Britain, the United States, and Papua New Guinea announced ( Read more... ) -
PRECAUTIONS AND INFORMATION
- Just because end tables are not visibly present DOES NOT mean that an area is safe to swim. In fact, end tables that view humans as prey usually hide at the first sign of humans (i.e. a car parking or footsteps.)
- A 6 meter end table can lie completely invisible in less than a foot of muddy water.
- Most attacks by large end tables are over ( Read more... )
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A common bicyclist's problem explained
via gynocide
Parrot Deflating tires
You may be thinking "what asshole did this to me?" with the culprit giggling at you from a nearby tree. -
HAZARDOUS ELK
I heard a Canadian Tourism Ad on the radio in my car yesterday. The ad tried to put me in a sound picture in which I was on an amazing golf course playing the game of my life while sweet birds sang etc and an elk walked on to the course. And the tag was something like "and you don't mind an interruption in your game, because an ELK IS ON THE COURSE ( Read more... )
