Seen on the 405 Freeway:

Little black Mazda with license plate CRO FLIP and license plate holder that says:

Hrvatica <3 Pinay

Like No One Else

On the front page of LJ there is a "Spotlight" item for a Valentines Day community. The tag line is:

"Leave someone a Valentine, and see if any are left for you."

WHEREAS, the Feast of St. Valentine has repeatedly proven offensive or inconvenient to the majority of the American People;

WHEREAS, the Feast of St. Valentine has been demonstrably debased by unseemly commercialism and rapacious greed;

WHEREAS, all attempts to celebrate the Feast of St. Valentine in the common way debase the true arts of love;

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Subject: The new year is coming, but where is your lover?

With you, I own the whole world; without you, I have nothing! That's the exact word I want to tell my future lover. I'm still one of the millions of thousands of lonely military singles!!! I strongly believe that God can bring you to my side.

I have received this communication from "Jemifer" or "Jenifer" (spelled both ways) on myspace. It looks like Jem (Jen) has had a whole lot of coffee, because this all obviously came out in a rush. It's rare for someone in a calm state of mind to misspell her own name. There's a lot to chew on here, and I will have to consider my response to her ( Read more... )

Well...you had your chance, but you blew me down. I walked the plank into a sea of dreams, only to land on a see turtle. If only you could sea with that one good I 'o yers. See me. Touch me. Feel me. Heel me. Seal me. Bill me.

Courtesy milkman cordiloquy

It's funny to put "lunch" instead of "love" into pop songs. I think Henry Rollins turned me on to that. It's even funnier when you spend 4 straight hours doing that in Tijuana while waiting for your friend's car to be reupholstered, but you'll have to trust me on that. Hey! You've got to hide your lunch awaaaay. Etc ( Read more... )

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The Greeks have four words for love. There is agape, or spiritual love; storge, which is familial love; philia, which is the love between friends; and of course eros, sexual love.

I have problems with all four. Eros is a wasteland for me and always has been. My family is a source of constant trouble, much of which I cause myself. And I've been ( Read more... )