Does anyone have a good reference for Indonesian and Malaysian dialect and pidgin? I want my Talk like a Pirate Day experience to be authentic. Ideally I should sound like real pirates: boatloads of emaciated Malay drug addicts who swarm freighters in the Malacca Straits and hack up the crew with dull machetes, shrieking happily ( Read more... )

Well...you had your chance, but you blew me down. I walked the plank into a sea of dreams, only to land on a see turtle. If only you could sea with that one good I 'o yers. See me. Touch me. Feel me. Heel me. Seal me. Bill me.

Courtesy milkman cordiloquy

List of Disney trademark registrations for the new Pirates of the Caribbean movie, from Deadline Hollywood via Waxy:

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Maybe today can be Talk Like a Malaysian Pirate Who Has Been Drinking Cheap Thai Whisky All Day and is Chasing You Around the Desk of Your Cruise Ship With A Rusty Machete Day.

"CUT YOU. CUT YOU, AMERICAN. WHERE IS MONEY. CUT YOU. HAHAHAHA. HAHAHAHAHAHA. FUCKER. CUT YOU. HAHAHAHAHA. YOU GONNA DIE, WHERE MONEY. HAHAHAHAHAH!"