SOMETHING ON A STICK DAY

1282: On or about this day, at Inverkeithing, Fife, a parish priest named John parades a “wooden image of the male members of generation” accompanied by young women, urging them “to licentious actions by his no less licentious language”; obviously he is celebrating Something on a Stick Day

Thanks, Exploding Aardvark!

I know a lot of guys name their penises. I've never done that. I just decided to call mine "google". That way I can laugh like Beavis & Butthead whenever the company or the website is mentioned, or talk about "checking Google" etc. Minutes of fun await me.

Also, as eyeteeth just pointed out, lol "googlewhack".