Alexandra Moen says kissing John Simm tastes like "peaches and cream". Oh, Jesus. x___x And that Lucy fell for the Master because she'd always been a "daddy's girl". Right, way to make me think of sticky-sweet porn just when I've woken up ( Read more... )

reasonabsurd was EVIL and gave me this:
Top Five Excellent Adventures of Theta and Koschei.

These are probably the Top Five Theta/Koschei Cliches more than anything else, but see how I care. They have character development potential, yo. I haven't got some sort of One True Fanon about most of these things, because it's always fun to reimagine how things might ( Read more... )

Semi-fic. Wrote this in a comment to someone else the other day. I reckon this is pretty much how it happened ( Read more... )

Sorry, self and Gene have been at the crack pipe again. But this made me smile so hard today. It progressed from daydreaming about Daaave porn into Doctor/Master crack with inventive comedy ways on how to taunt the Doctor about Gallifrey some more. And jelly babies. Sorry. But... love.

( So, I was Photoshoppin' away... )

-John Simm has some invisible anti-timecock device in his fayc to stop him from giving blowjobs in Photoshop. GOD DAMN IT. It may be because he often does that stupid thing of sucking in his lips when he's opening his mouth wide to yell and shitz, but bah ( Read more... )

I ripped a few bits from the chats we had with 45eugenia and sam42 after watching A2A and blathering about Who and things. No spoilers for Who beyond LotL, but will spoil bits of A2A and definitely spoils LoM. Thought I'd post these since there were a few really gorgeous images that resulted from the speculation, even if we didn't do full stories and even if it ( Read more... )

Continued from here.

( So, the Master gets up... )

Crossposted from timecocktiem (which is NOT all RPS, y'know, has Doctor/Master as well). I might as well share it with LJ at large, since there is NOT enough Ainley pr0n out there. Again, chatporn--so, typos may happen, punctuation may be shit, full stops might not be there, there will be squee in between, yadda yadda. But it's a decent story, IMNSHO. Enjoy ( Read more... )

Damn you, therru , for egging me on. I can't believe I spent one and a half hours on a joke hardly anyone will get. Yeah. Timecock crack/comedy in archaic Finnish and in a shoddy approximation of the Kalevala metre. Yeah. EPIC POETRY. Kill me now ( Read more... )

Um, commentpornage instead of chatpornage! This started out quick and dirty and simple and then evolved into one of the best things sam42 and I had ever written. o_O ( Read more... )