A2A/LoM spec, and A2A/LoMverse/Whoverse crossoverage
I ripped a few bits from the chats we had with 45eugenia and sam42 after watching A2A and blathering about Who and things. No spoilers for Who beyond LotL, but will spoil bits of A2A and definitely spoils LoM. Thought I'd post these since there were a few really gorgeous images that resulted from the speculation, even if we didn't do full stories and even if it doesn't really have pr0n. Butbutbut. SAM!CLOWN, DAMN IT.
[04:51] beatle_fool: my friend just noticed something I totally didn't see on A2a
[04:52] beatle_fool: ep 1: http://i15.photobucket.com/albums/a366/morekatpics/ashestoashes/vlcsnap-422817.png
[04:52] beatle_fool: ep 8: http://i15.photobucket.com/albums/a366/morekatpics/ashestoashes/vlcsnap-416850.png
[04:52] beatle_fool: spot the difference in the mural.
[04:53] eugenia_45: The fuck.
[04:53] beatle_fool: I KNOW
[04:53] snowgrouse: AIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
[04:53] snowgrouse: AIEEEEEEEEEEEEE
[04:53] eugenia_45: I was thinking earlier that I should comb it for a Sam head.
[04:53] snowgrouse: AIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
[04:53] beatle_fool: WHAT DOES IT MEAN
[04:53] snowgrouse: MY HAIR FUCKING STOOD ON END JUST NOW
[04:53] snowgrouse: jesus.
[04:53] beatle_fool: ALWAYS SOMETHING THERE TO REMIND ME
[04:53] snowgrouse: *shivers*
[04:53] eugenia_45: So awesome.
[04:53] snowgrouse: Maybe that he's passed on to legend.
[04:53] eugenia_45: It either means he's dead.
[04:54] eugenia_45: Or he's like Travolta and he's a Scientologist.
[04:54] snowgrouse: or a famous Italian.
[04:54] snowgrouse: so, eh. HE IS DEDED
[04:54] snowgrouse: but that was fucking awesome
[04:54] snowgrouse: totally didn't notice that.
[04:54] eugenia_45: Me neither.
[04:54] eugenia_45: FUCK
[04:54] beatle_fool: I didn't either
[04:54] snowgrouse: That is fucking creepy.
[04:54] beatle_fool: I'm watching the end again
[04:54] eugenia_45: That whole scene I was looking for something, and calling myself a fool for doing so.
[04:54] snowgrouse: I wouldn't be able to be in the same room with that.
[04:55] snowgrouse: Jut... brr.
[04:55] eugenia_45: Like "Oh, damnit, you turned into one of THOSE, huh?"
[04:55] beatle_fool: haha
[04:55] snowgrouse: and now I have the fucking song in my head again. AUGH
[04:55] snowgrouse: fucking clown.
[04:55] eugenia_45: I'M HAPPY, HOPE YOU'RE HAPPY TOOOOO
[04:56] beatle_fool: fuck, yep. I would have never spotted that
[04:56] eugenia_45: And you know everyone on the cast and crew knows about that.
[04:56] snowgrouse: I do wonder what the fuck they'll do for a horror thing for the next series, though.
[04:56] eugenia_45: And they're all snickering.
[04:56] eugenia_45: Yeah, TCG lasted both seasons of LoM.
[04:56] snowgrouse: it'll probably be fuckin' Zippy.
[04:57] eugenia_45: I want her daughter to show up more, but this time creepy.
[04:57] beatle_fool: MOLLY IN THE CLOWN OUTFIT
[04:57] eugenia_45: Hiding in the background of shots, out of focus like before...
[04:57] snowgrouse: AIEE
[04:57] eugenia_45: Clutching a clown doll.
[04:57] snowgrouse: or just dressed as the TCG. Bad enough.
[04:57] eugenia_45: Hahaha
[04:57] snowgrouse: yeah, shit. Where are you going to go if you've used up the two scariest things ever: little girls and clowns?
[04:58] eugenia_45: Zombie Sam Tyler, that's what.
[04:58] snowgrouse: Okay, yeah.
[04:58] snowgrouse: revenant Simmy. Nom.
[04:58] snowgrouse: with empty, glazed eyes. And a little boy smile that's just *wrong*.
[04:58] eugenia_45: Yessss
[04:59] eugenia_45: I mean, shit... 7 years or however long he lived there.
[04:59] beatle_fool: fuck
[04:59] snowgrouse: and some fucking gash in his head that looks like a deadly wound. Cuts he could've got from crashing a car.
[04:59] eugenia_45: Had to have driven him insane because he couldn't possibly deny he was dead.
[04:59] snowgrouse: Fuck.
[04:59] eugenia_45: No more beeps, no more voices, no more hope.
[04:59] beatle_fool: ghostly pale Sam, slightly glowing, slightly transparent, empty eyes, big grin
[04:59] snowgrouse: JUST GUVCOCK
[05:00] snowgrouse: and no more Annie to keep him sane.
[05:00] eugenia_45: YES PLZ
[05:00] eugenia_45: Yeah, that bitch is history.
[05:00] snowgrouse: oh fuck.
[05:00] beatle_fool: "Hello, Alex."
[05:00] snowgrouse: Like the swimming trunks chase grin but hollow and empty.
[05:00] eugenia_45: Hahaha
[05:00] snowgrouse: ugh. He could so do that.
[05:00] snowgrouse: Brr. PLEASE.
[05:00] beatle_fool: "You don't want to go home. Home will never be the same again."
[05:00] snowgrouse: Brrrrrrrrrrrrrr
[05:00] eugenia_45: Ooh.
[05:01] snowgrouse: Sam dripping with water.
[05:01] beatle_fool: yesss
[05:01] eugenia_45: Alluding to the fact that Alex changed her own history? That she can never go back because of it?
[05:01] snowgrouse: YESSS
[05:01] beatle_fool: wasn't thinking that
[05:01] snowgrouse: Don't fuck with the timeline. Blinovitch, bitch.
[05:01] beatle_fool: just thinking that 2006 wasn't the same to Sam
[05:01] beatle_fool: so he jumped
[05:01] eugenia_45: Aaaah.
[05:01] beatle_fool: but I like yours
[05:01] snowgrouse: both sound unf.
[05:02] eugenia_45: Evil!Sam. UNF
[05:02] beatle_fool: fuck, now I'm thinking of ghostly Sam watching Gene as he sleeps
[05:02] snowgrouse: Just... Insane Simm. Please. Fuck.
[05:02] beatle_fool: oh god
[05:02] snowgrouse: And he'd do it so fucking subtly, too. Just body language and voice. And you'd know something would be Really. Fucking. Wrong.
[05:02] beatle_fool: I just wrote a scene in my head
[05:02] snowgrouse: GIVE
[05:02] eugenia_45: I'm just reading up on St. Christopher canon and UNFing.
[05:02] eugenia_45: God yes.
[05:04] beatle_fool: Alex is sleeping, and Sam is there, sitting with her, stroking her hair. and he looks wrong somehow...empty. and he's singing softly, "I'm happy, hope you're happy too..." and Alex wakes up and sees him and screams, and he screams back, eyes wide and BLACK, screaming and laughing and pulling her hair
[05:04] beatle_fool: and then my brain went blank
[05:04] eugenia_45: Gah, fuck.
[05:04] eugenia_45: The SCREAM.
[05:04] snowgrouse: AIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
[05:04] beatle_fool: because fuck. he was happy going to 1973, and he hopes Alex is happy too!
[05:05] eugenia_45: Yesss, and she's so obviously not.
[05:05] beatle_fool: he can be Alex's valuable friend
[05:06] eugenia_45: I bet he painted the prettiest picture of 1973 in those documents he wrote before his death.
[05:06] snowgrouse: Probably.
[05:06] beatle_fool: he did
[05:06] beatle_fool: but I guess Gene is her valuable friend
[05:06] beatle_fool: considering what he did for little Alex
[05:06] snowgrouse: not the same thing, but John was screaming his fucking head off at one point http://pics.livejournal.com/snowgrouse/pic/008qr0g1
[05:06] eugenia_45: Gaaah
[05:07] snowgrouse: And I mean screaming. In rage and fear.
[05:13] beatle_fool: "I'm so in love with Gene Hunt, it's ridiculous. I know I always get attached to fictional characters, but the Manc Lion makes me want to be a better person. I mean it. Behind the roughness, hands-on approach and jaded exterior, that man is made of gold. He's beautiful and raw and broken and so, so human. I'm so glad I met him."
[05:13] beatle_fool: that made me ache.
[05:13] eugenia_45: Awww
[05:13] snowgrouse: ahhhaha.
[05:13] snowgrouse: That's like, from Sam Tyler's diary.
[05:13] beatle_fool: LOL
[05:13] eugenia_45: Oh shit.
[05:13] eugenia_45: hahaha
[05:14] beatle_fool: oh shit, Gene
[05:14] eugenia_45: Oh shit, Sam.
[05:14] beatle_fool: you need to write a cracked out Sam diary
[05:14] beatle_fool: you'd do it perfectly
[05:14] snowgrouse: Ahahahahahahahahaha
[05:14] snowgrouse: *Master thumbs up from here*
[05:14] beatle_fool: she would, wouldn't she?
[05:14] eugenia_45: "Dear Diary, Gene is being a cunt so I had Chris spit in his coffee."
[05:14] snowgrouse: Would. Especially if it parodied that godawful website.
[05:14] snowgrouse: the BBC America one, wasn't it?
[05:15] snowgrouse: And that was probably written by Graham, too.
[05:15] beatle_fool: ahahaha, fuck, I forgot about that one
[05:15] eugenia_45: Dunno what the BBC America one was.
[05:15] beatle_fool: that was horrible
[05:15] snowgrouse: it's still up.
[05:15] snowgrouse: somewhere.
[05:15] eugenia_45: Ahahaha, Sam Tyler's weblog.
[05:15] snowgrouse: Yup.
[05:15] snowgrouse: baaaaaaaaaad.
[05:15] eugenia_45: "Whoa, sup. I guess my Blackberry still works in 1973! NICE!"
[05:15] beatle_fool: as a side note, it's horrible how iTunes commercials tend to influence my music downloads.
[05:15] snowgrouse: but then Sam's probably would be fucking horrible.
[05:16] eugenia_45: Aaaahaha, the music.
[05:16] snowgrouse: "Hunt's methods are appalling. Meanwhile, I can't sit straight because of the giant stick up my arse."
[05:16] beatle_fool: AHAH
[05:16] snowgrouse: "Turned the telly on. Cried. Went to bed. Cried. Shaved. Cried."
[05:17] beatle_fool: he sketches TCG in his diary and then she waves at him from the page and he shrieks like a girl.
[05:17] snowgrouse: his diary would be all tear-stained.
[05:17] snowgrouse: AIEEEEEEEEEEEEE
[05:17] snowgrouse: that'd be cool.
[05:17] eugenia_45: Oh shit.
[05:17] snowgrouse: and hey, Fear Her.
[05:17] beatle_fool: YES
[05:17] eugenia_45: Now that'd be proper creepy.
[05:17] beatle_fool: needs the Doctor
[05:17] snowgrouse: Well. Only sees the Doctor's coat.
[05:17] snowgrouse: BECAUSE THAT WAS A FREAKY IMAGE
[05:17] snowgrouse: But it'd be Three.
[03:07] snowgrouse: HAI
[03:07] beatle_fool: (Link: http://community.livejournal.com/tennant_love/2028027.html?#cutid1) http://community.livejournal.com/tennant_love/2028027.html?#cutid1 hottttt
[03:08] snowgrouse: "my bitch. No touchy."
[03:08] beatle_fool: the third one with blurry Donna is unf
[03:08] snowgrouse: also, third one, cock.
[03:08] snowgrouse: YES
[03:08] beatle_fool: and the last one I'm like mmmmmfingers
[03:08] snowgrouse: And I immediately thought of 'shopping a St. Christopher's medallion on there.
[03:09] beatle_fool: ooooh
[03:09] beatle_fool: do it.
[03:10] beatle_fool: fuck. do it and put him in Sam's bedsit
[03:10] beatle_fool: Sam is off-camera. in the loo. *nods*
[03:10] beatle_fool: Ten is on his bed
[03:10] beatle_fool: please.
[03:10] snowgrouse: I'd need actual skillz for that.
[03:10] beatle_fool: it would be awesome.
[03:11] snowgrouse: Difficult with that angle, though.
[03:11] snowgrouse: would be gorgeous, but hm.
[03:11] beatle_fool: true.
[03:13] beatle_fool: oh god my brain just came up with something
[03:13] snowgrouse: and Dave wrist. Fingers. GAAH
[03:13] snowgrouse: GIVE.
[03:14] beatle_fool: Ten sitting at Sam's desk in Manchester in 1981. all they found was his medallion.
[03:14] snowgrouse: Yeah, I was thinking that looked like the 1981 office...
[03:15] beatle_fool: and now Sam is missing and the Doctor is upset because it's fobwatched Master, except, well, medallioned
[03:15] beatle_fool: and he can't be dead, he can't be.
[03:15] snowgrouse: oooooooooooooooooooooooooh
[03:15] snowgrouse: medallioned
[03:15] snowgrouse: I like
[03:16] snowgrouse: Poor Guv:(
[03:16] snowgrouse: I bet the Doctor tries to Sonic the fuck out of the medallion.
[03:16] snowgrouse: just to figure it out.
[03:16] beatle_fool: yesssss
[03:16] snowgrouse: jumps into a canal to find the fucking car.
[03:16] beatle_fool: or or or, Ten sitting in the Lost and Found like that
[03:16] snowgrouse: WAAAH
[03:16] beatle_fool: the Guv across from him, exhausted
[03:16] snowgrouse: God.
[03:16] beatle_fool: he's been awake for days
[03:17] snowgrouse: :(((((((((
[03:17] snowgrouse: I bet Ten will be, too.
[03:17] beatle_fool: and at this point, he'll take any help he can get. even from this poofter.
[03:17] snowgrouse: EEEEE
[03:17] snowgrouse: I can see Ten dangling that medallion like that for a while.
[03:17] snowgrouse: Feet propped up on the desk.
[03:17] snowgrouse: and then snatching the medallion in his palm and getting up.
[03:17] snowgrouse: Pocketing it.
[03:18] snowgrouse: Deciding he has to do *something*
[03:18] beatle_fool: yessss
[03:18] beatle_fool: the Guv has dozed off
[03:18] beatle_fool: never done that before.
[03:18] snowgrouse: Tirede Guv:(
[03:18] beatle_fool: but he's so exhausted
[03:18] snowgrouse: yeah, dark circles under his eyes
[03:18] beatle_fool: physically and emotionally
[03:18] snowgrouse: WAAAH
[03:18] snowgrouse: that hurts me inside. Broken Guv:(
[03:18] beatle_fool: so...oh god oh god
[03:18] snowgrouse: yes?
[03:18] snowgrouse: GIVE.
[03:19] beatle_fool: I just imagined the Doctor reaching across the table, touching the Guv's temples as he sleeps, and slipping into his mind...erasing the memory of finding the medallion, erasing the memory of meeting the Doctor. because finding the medallion without Sam hurts so much worse than finding nothing at all.
[03:20] snowgrouse: OH FUCK ME OH FUCK ME
[03:20] snowgrouse: Sam? I love you.
[03:20] beatle_fool: eeeeeeeeee
[03:20] beatle_fool: and he sneaks off, keeping it for himself
[03:21] snowgrouse: Ten, you fucking bastard.
[03:21] beatle_fool: wearing it, hidden beneath those layers.
[03:21] snowgrouse: I bet he can't erase it completely.
[03:21] snowgrouse: I mean, Guv's memories.
[03:21] beatle_fool: I don't mean erasing Sam
[03:21] snowgrouse: Guv's made of harder stuff than that. Bet he has fragments in his mind.
[03:21] beatle_fool: just erasing the memory of finding the medallion
[03:21] snowgrouse: But that'd mean erasing the knowledge of Sam being gone?
[03:22] beatle_fool: no. Sam still drove into the river
[03:22] snowgrouse: I didn't think he'd erase Sam, thought you meant the accident
[03:22] snowgrouse: ah
[03:22] snowgrouse: So he won't remember the Doctor.
[03:22] beatle_fool: finding just the medallion makes it seem so much more final
[03:22] snowgrouse: WAAAH
[03:22] beatle_fool: if he still has it, it's more likely he's alive, you know?
[03:22] snowgrouse: Guv never stops looking.
[03:22] snowgrouse: Actually.
[03:23] beatle_fool: that's how the Doctor rationalises it, but really he just wants it for himself
[03:23] snowgrouse: That'd be a fucking great idea if Guv saw it later on the Doctor. By accident.
[03:23] snowgrouse: The Doctor doesn't mean for the Guv to see it but the Guv goes LIVID
[03:23] beatle_fool: fuck, and attacked him
[03:23] beatle_fool: years later?
[03:23] snowgrouse: days?
[03:23] snowgrouse: I don't know.
[03:23] snowgrouse: Either way works.
[03:24] snowgrouse: It's not like he hasn't materialised the TARDIS in a fucking river to find out about the Master's plans before:P
[03:24] beatle_fool: I love the thought of years later. because despite there being plenty of those medallions in the world, the Guv just knows.
[03:24] snowgrouse: Fuck.
[03:24] beatle_fool: he sees it and knows it's Sam's
[03:24] snowgrouse: God, the sound the Guv makes. Roar of rage yet broken.
[03:24] snowgrouse: Throttling Ten.
[03:24] beatle_fool: yessss
[03:24] snowgrouse: Shit, he could easily take Ten in a fight. Timey or not.
[03:25] snowgrouse: So, does Ten ever find Sam?
[03:25] snowgrouse: Ahhahah, I don't know if it's crack or not, but I just had an image of the Guv beating the shit out of Ten and Ten falling into a coma. VOILA
[03:25] beatle_fool: ROFL
[03:25] beatle_fool: ILU
[03:26] beatle_fool: I don't know when he finds Sam. he's always looking...always. but life seems to get in the way of a proper search.
[03:26] beatle_fool: monsters and companions and saving the universe
[03:26] snowgrouse: Plus, the Doctor in a coma? YOU KNOW THAT MEANS THE MASTER.
[03:26] snowgrouse: ahhahah. Yes.
[03:26] beatle_fool: but he's still looking
[03:26] beatle_fool: ehehehe
[03:27] snowgrouse: But seriously, fuck.
[03:27] snowgrouse: What if Sam's brain starts to deteriorate while he's in the coma, and he becomes more and more amnesiac?
[03:28] beatle_fool: brain leakage!
[03:28] snowgrouse: But but but
[03:28] snowgrouse: Imagine Sam in... well, the past, whatever year it is, and his brain just going:(
[03:28] snowgrouse: just rapidly losing control and wah
[03:29] snowgrouse: Fuck, it isn't right if he doesn't bump into the Doctor.
[03:29] snowgrouse: Brain working or no, he'd have a fit if the Doctor appeared.
[03:30] snowgrouse: Thinks he's just another vision, terrible like the test card girl.
[03:30] beatle_fool: eeep
[03:30] snowgrouse: spots a TARDIS round the corner and does a double take.
[04:06] snowgrouse: also, Sam Tyler needs this on his telly. From the present day! http://pics.livejournal.com/snowgrouse/pic/008py27y
[04:23] snowgrouse: But damn it, you still got me thinking of that Ten/LoMverse thing
[04:25] snowgrouse: Maybe DrunkSlag!Alex pulls Ten.
[04:25] beatle_fool: ahahahaa
[04:25] beatle_fool: would.
[04:26] snowgrouse: And Ten only goes along with it because he wants to find out about Sam.
[04:26] snowgrouse: Keeps asking stupid questions when she's trying to sit on his face.
[04:26] beatle_fool: LOL
[04:26] beatle_fool: ...sorry, am thinking of Dave's hair
[04:27] snowgrouse: NOMNOMNOM whendidyoulastseesamtyler NOM NOM NOM GLMPFH
[04:28] beatle_fool: ROFL
[04:28] beatle_fool: Alex is a shrieker
[04:28] snowgrouse: Is.
[04:28] snowgrouse: that's handy, though.
[04:28] snowgrouse: She can shriek out information when Ten pounds her from behind.
[04:28] beatle_fool: ...hot
[04:28] snowgrouse: and downstairs, the Guv grumbles into his wine.
[04:29] beatle_fool: and and and. Ten is still wearing his tie.
[04:29] beatle_fool: because unf.
[04:29] snowgrouse: yeah, half-dressed shaggins.
[04:29] beatle_fool: the Guv should join in
[04:29] snowgrouse: Wants to, but He's Not A Poof.
[04:30] beatle_fool: except with Sam
[04:31] snowgrouse: heeeeeeeeeeee
[04:31] snowgrouse: I hope Ten finds out something.
[04:31] snowgrouse: Because damn it, she's coming so hard she's going to snap his cock off if she has a fifth orgasm.
[04:31] beatle_fool: ehehehehehehehee
[04:32] snowgrouse: ohfuck
[04:32] snowgrouse: oh
[04:32] snowgrouse: fuck
[04:32] beatle_fool: ?
[04:32] snowgrouse: ...Ten doing that mind-meldy thing with Alex
[04:32] snowgrouse: when she's half-asleep.
[04:32] snowgrouse: And emo.
[04:32] snowgrouse: in the bed with the red sheets.
[04:33] snowgrouse: Ten putting his hands on her temples and going in.
[04:33] snowgrouse: Fuck.
[04:33] beatle_fool: ...
[04:33] snowgrouse: trying to get past that fucking clown.
[04:33] beatle_fool: agh
[04:33] snowgrouse: searching for information inside her head.
[04:33] beatle_fool: TEN SEES THE CLOWN
[04:33] snowgrouse: see, mindpiss.
[04:33] beatle_fool: and gets lost in her head running away from it
[04:34] beatle_fool: all tangled up in her thoughts
[04:34] snowgrouse: Yeah, and frost nipping at his hands and feet.
[04:34] beatle_fool: fuck
[04:34] snowgrouse: Fucking hypothermia and he tries to run but becomes sluggish.
[04:34] beatle_fool: and hears laughter
[04:34] snowgrouse: Oh god.
[04:34] snowgrouse: Please tell me you're thinking what I'm thinking.
[04:34] beatle_fool: his thoughts are merging with Alex's
[04:35] beatle_fool: and Sam and the Master meet and become one
[04:35] beatle_fool: laughing at the Doctor
[04:35] snowgrouse: oh fuck.
[04:35] beatle_fool: chasing him
[04:35] snowgrouse: see, I was going batshit and thinking of Sam!Clown.
[04:35] beatle_fool: then the clown is in front and the Master is in back
[04:35] snowgrouse: because if Ten saw the clown, he'd see the Master's face with the clown.
[04:35] beatle_fool: and they both have Sam's face
[04:35] beatle_fool: oi!
[04:35] snowgrouse: AIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
[04:35] snowgrouse: I loved that idea... how did it go? Soaking wet clown Sam.
[04:35] snowgrouse: Demented fucking grin.
[04:36] snowgrouse: Little boy grin but something broken there. Something so fucking wrong.
[04:36] beatle_fool: I'm just imagining them running top speed at him
[04:36] snowgrouse: oh fuck.
[04:36] beatle_fool: and both crashing into him, slipping inside like Neo does to Agent Smith in the Matrix, but slightly different...both going through and coming out the other side in millions of ice crystals
[04:36] beatle_fool: and the Doctor wakes up, shaking
[04:36] snowgrouse: Oh, gorgeous
[04:36] snowgrouse: fuck yes
[04:36] snowgrouse: <33333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333
[04:36] snowgrouse: ILU
[04:37] beatle_fool: Alex seizing from the Doctor being ripped out so abruptly
[04:37] snowgrouse: Ugh fuck
[04:37] beatle_fool: fuck, fuck, fuck, he always messes things up, that Doctor.
[04:37] snowgrouse: I'm just seeing the Doctor drawing in a breath he's been holding for minutes
[04:37] beatle_fool: yes.
[04:37] snowgrouse: like a drowning man coming up for air, that desperate wheeze back into his lungs.
[04:38] beatle_fool: and fumbling for his sonic and zapping Alex's head
[04:38] beatle_fool: still shaking
[04:38] snowgrouse: Oh god
[04:38] snowgrouse: zapping her head?!?!
[04:38] beatle_fool: the seizure!
[04:38] snowgrouse: trying to help?
[04:38] snowgrouse: yeah
[04:38] snowgrouse: shit
[04:38] snowgrouse: but god, he's... fuck.
[04:38] beatle_fool: just a burst to counteract the erractic pulses
[04:38] snowgrouse: I'm thinking he has to go. Can't stay there.
[04:38] beatle_fool: yes.
[04:38] beatle_fool: he runs
[04:38] snowgrouse: runs downstairs through the bar.
[04:38] beatle_fool: he always runs
[04:38] snowgrouse: Alerts the Guv.
[04:39] snowgrouse: So someone can take care of Alex in case something worse happens. I'm thinking he leaves her sleeping. When she's calmed down a bit.
[04:39] beatle_fool: god, I'm just imagining him looking worried and rushing by the Guv, saying, "She needs you." before disappearing
[04:40] beatle_fool: and the Doctor left the door unlocked, and fuck, the look on his face is so worrisome that the Guv goes up to check on Alex
[04:40] snowgrouse: Fuck.
[04:40] snowgrouse: She'd be half-naked, I suppose
[04:40] beatle_fool: and ends up sitting there all night, making sure she's okay
[04:40] beatle_fool: he tucked her in
[04:41] beatle_fool: Gene sleeping on the sofa
[04:41] beatle_fool: getting up every hour, restless
[04:41] snowgrouse: Yesss
[04:41] snowgrouse: Gene sleeping on the sofa and Molly sleeping cuddled up next to him when Alex staggers out of the bedroom in the morning. Sees them.
[04:41] beatle_fool: oh god, amusing idea
[04:41] snowgrouse: yeah?
[04:41] beatle_fool: oh, okay
[04:41] snowgrouse: give!
[04:42] beatle_fool: I was thinking of Alex waking up hearing someone pissing in the toilet, and thinks it's the Doctor, and then out walks Gene
[04:42] snowgrouse: Ahhahaha yes
[04:42] snowgrouse: *zipper noise*
[04:42] beatle_fool: yep. hangover, half naked, Gene in her loo. confused!
[04:43] snowgrouse: Yeah, more than a bit amnesiac about last night.
[04:43] snowgrouse: Thinks she may have shagged the Guv but oh god, it's all a blank.
[04:43] beatle_fool: and she's staring at Gene with her mouth open
[04:43] beatle_fool: LOL
[04:44] snowgrouse: Heeeeeeeeeeee
[04:44] snowgrouse: And somewhere, Ten is running about, coat flapping in the wind.
[04:44] snowgrouse: OOOOOOOOH VIENNAAAAAAAAAAAA
[04:44] beatle_fool: "Mornin', Bolly. Want another go?"
[04:44] beatle_fool: because he can't resist.
[04:45] snowgrouse: YES
[04:45] snowgrouse: And Alex just facepalms and groans.
[04:45] beatle_fool: hahahhaa
[04:45] snowgrouse: Needs ibuprofen. And coffee. Nao.
[04:45] snowgrouse: Damn it, I want Ten to get Sam back somehow:(
[04:45] beatle_fool: woe.
[04:46] snowgrouse: He has that fucking medallion. Maybe he can try and trace Sam with it somehow?
[04:46] snowgrouse: or.
[04:46] snowgrouse: Maybe he wears it.
[04:46] snowgrouse: Goes to sleep in the TARDIS, wearing it.
[04:46] snowgrouse: and has rather vivid nightmares when the Master just has *fun* with his body.
[04:46] snowgrouse: Torturing and shagging it.
[04:47] snowgrouse: but that probably isn't real either.
[04:47] beatle_fool: he can never have Sam back
[04:47] beatle_fool: it is not meant to be.
[04:48] snowgrouse: WAIIIIIIIIIIL
[04:48] snowgrouse: Trufax, though.
[04:48] snowgrouse: He just has emo dreams of Sam's bedsit:(
[04:49] snowgrouse: Still.
[04:49] snowgrouse: Emo Ten dreaming of lying down in Sam's small bunk and Sam riding him.
[04:49] snowgrouse: and it's morning.
[04:49] snowgrouse: and even in the dream he thinks it's not true. WAH
[05:17] eugenia_45: Or he just draws Pertwee.
[05:17] eugenia_45: Hahahaha
[05:17] snowgrouse: I insist
[05:17] snowgrouse: YES
[05:17] beatle_fool: hahhaa
[05:17] snowgrouse: WOOP
[05:18] beatle_fool: Bessie comes and rescues him.
[05:18] beatle_fool: trufax.
[05:18] snowgrouse: I still fucking want Delgado to turn to the camera and start talking to him.
[05:18] eugenia_45: And then sketchy Delgado waves at him.
[05:18] eugenia_45: Ahahahaa
[05:18] snowgrouse: I WANT THAT SO FUCKING HARD.
[05:18] snowgrouse: GODDAMMIT GENE
[05:18] beatle_fool: ahahahahaa
[05:18] snowgrouse: You're pissing in my head faster than I can scoop it out.
[05:18] eugenia_45: <3
[05:18] snowgrouse: brain sinking.
[05:19] eugenia_45: BRAIN OVERBOARD
[05:19] snowgrouse: AIEE
[05:19] snowgrouse: but but but
[05:19] snowgrouse: Delgado would be so fucking perfect. "That's all very well, Mister Tyler. But you are not going home. Not now. In fact, you can say goodbye to all you hold dear."
[05:19] snowgrouse: Just talking posh to Sam and being evil. C'MON
[05:19] snowgrouse: oh yessss
[05:19] beatle_fool: mmm
[05:20] eugenia_45: Hahaha, I'm just getting crack. Sorry.
[05:20] snowgrouse: Oh, good. Give.
[05:20] eugenia_45: Delgado whispering "I am the Master and you will obey me."
[05:20] eugenia_45: And Sam mumbling back, hypnotised "I am the Master and I will obey me."
[05:20] snowgrouse: AHAHAHAHAHA<333333333333333333333333333333333
[05:20] eugenia_45: "No, no, no, you clod! *I* am the Master and *YOU* will obey *me*."
[05:20] snowgrouse: <33333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333
[05:21] snowgrouse: THE TWO MASTERS.
[05:21] beatle_fool: ROFL
[04:51] beatle_fool: my friend just noticed something I totally didn't see on A2a
[04:52] beatle_fool: ep 1: http://i15.photobucket.com/albums/a366/morekatpics/ashestoashes/vlcsnap-422817.png
[04:52] beatle_fool: ep 8: http://i15.photobucket.com/albums/a366/morekatpics/ashestoashes/vlcsnap-416850.png
[04:52] beatle_fool: spot the difference in the mural.
[04:53] eugenia_45: The fuck.
[04:53] beatle_fool: I KNOW
[04:53] snowgrouse: AIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
[04:53] snowgrouse: AIEEEEEEEEEEEEE
[04:53] eugenia_45: I was thinking earlier that I should comb it for a Sam head.
[04:53] snowgrouse: AIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
[04:53] beatle_fool: WHAT DOES IT MEAN
[04:53] snowgrouse: MY HAIR FUCKING STOOD ON END JUST NOW
[04:53] snowgrouse: jesus.
[04:53] beatle_fool: ALWAYS SOMETHING THERE TO REMIND ME
[04:53] snowgrouse: *shivers*
[04:53] eugenia_45: So awesome.
[04:53] snowgrouse: Maybe that he's passed on to legend.
[04:53] eugenia_45: It either means he's dead.
[04:54] eugenia_45: Or he's like Travolta and he's a Scientologist.
[04:54] snowgrouse: or a famous Italian.
[04:54] snowgrouse: so, eh. HE IS DEDED
[04:54] snowgrouse: but that was fucking awesome
[04:54] snowgrouse: totally didn't notice that.
[04:54] eugenia_45: Me neither.
[04:54] eugenia_45: FUCK
[04:54] beatle_fool: I didn't either
[04:54] snowgrouse: That is fucking creepy.
[04:54] beatle_fool: I'm watching the end again
[04:54] eugenia_45: That whole scene I was looking for something, and calling myself a fool for doing so.
[04:54] snowgrouse: I wouldn't be able to be in the same room with that.
[04:55] snowgrouse: Jut... brr.
[04:55] eugenia_45: Like "Oh, damnit, you turned into one of THOSE, huh?"
[04:55] beatle_fool: haha
[04:55] snowgrouse: and now I have the fucking song in my head again. AUGH
[04:55] snowgrouse: fucking clown.
[04:55] eugenia_45: I'M HAPPY, HOPE YOU'RE HAPPY TOOOOO
[04:56] beatle_fool: fuck, yep. I would have never spotted that
[04:56] eugenia_45: And you know everyone on the cast and crew knows about that.
[04:56] snowgrouse: I do wonder what the fuck they'll do for a horror thing for the next series, though.
[04:56] eugenia_45: And they're all snickering.
[04:56] eugenia_45: Yeah, TCG lasted both seasons of LoM.
[04:56] snowgrouse: it'll probably be fuckin' Zippy.
[04:57] eugenia_45: I want her daughter to show up more, but this time creepy.
[04:57] beatle_fool: MOLLY IN THE CLOWN OUTFIT
[04:57] eugenia_45: Hiding in the background of shots, out of focus like before...
[04:57] snowgrouse: AIEE
[04:57] eugenia_45: Clutching a clown doll.
[04:57] snowgrouse: or just dressed as the TCG. Bad enough.
[04:57] eugenia_45: Hahaha
[04:57] snowgrouse: yeah, shit. Where are you going to go if you've used up the two scariest things ever: little girls and clowns?
[04:58] eugenia_45: Zombie Sam Tyler, that's what.
[04:58] snowgrouse: Okay, yeah.
[04:58] snowgrouse: revenant Simmy. Nom.
[04:58] snowgrouse: with empty, glazed eyes. And a little boy smile that's just *wrong*.
[04:58] eugenia_45: Yessss
[04:59] eugenia_45: I mean, shit... 7 years or however long he lived there.
[04:59] beatle_fool: fuck
[04:59] snowgrouse: and some fucking gash in his head that looks like a deadly wound. Cuts he could've got from crashing a car.
[04:59] eugenia_45: Had to have driven him insane because he couldn't possibly deny he was dead.
[04:59] snowgrouse: Fuck.
[04:59] eugenia_45: No more beeps, no more voices, no more hope.
[04:59] beatle_fool: ghostly pale Sam, slightly glowing, slightly transparent, empty eyes, big grin
[04:59] snowgrouse: JUST GUVCOCK
[05:00] snowgrouse: and no more Annie to keep him sane.
[05:00] eugenia_45: YES PLZ
[05:00] eugenia_45: Yeah, that bitch is history.
[05:00] snowgrouse: oh fuck.
[05:00] beatle_fool: "Hello, Alex."
[05:00] snowgrouse: Like the swimming trunks chase grin but hollow and empty.
[05:00] eugenia_45: Hahaha
[05:00] snowgrouse: ugh. He could so do that.
[05:00] snowgrouse: Brr. PLEASE.
[05:00] beatle_fool: "You don't want to go home. Home will never be the same again."
[05:00] snowgrouse: Brrrrrrrrrrrrrr
[05:00] eugenia_45: Ooh.
[05:01] snowgrouse: Sam dripping with water.
[05:01] beatle_fool: yesss
[05:01] eugenia_45: Alluding to the fact that Alex changed her own history? That she can never go back because of it?
[05:01] snowgrouse: YESSS
[05:01] beatle_fool: wasn't thinking that
[05:01] snowgrouse: Don't fuck with the timeline. Blinovitch, bitch.
[05:01] beatle_fool: just thinking that 2006 wasn't the same to Sam
[05:01] beatle_fool: so he jumped
[05:01] eugenia_45: Aaaah.
[05:01] beatle_fool: but I like yours
[05:01] snowgrouse: both sound unf.
[05:02] eugenia_45: Evil!Sam. UNF
[05:02] beatle_fool: fuck, now I'm thinking of ghostly Sam watching Gene as he sleeps
[05:02] snowgrouse: Just... Insane Simm. Please. Fuck.
[05:02] beatle_fool: oh god
[05:02] snowgrouse: And he'd do it so fucking subtly, too. Just body language and voice. And you'd know something would be Really. Fucking. Wrong.
[05:02] beatle_fool: I just wrote a scene in my head
[05:02] snowgrouse: GIVE
[05:02] eugenia_45: I'm just reading up on St. Christopher canon and UNFing.
[05:02] eugenia_45: God yes.
[05:04] beatle_fool: Alex is sleeping, and Sam is there, sitting with her, stroking her hair. and he looks wrong somehow...empty. and he's singing softly, "I'm happy, hope you're happy too..." and Alex wakes up and sees him and screams, and he screams back, eyes wide and BLACK, screaming and laughing and pulling her hair
[05:04] beatle_fool: and then my brain went blank
[05:04] eugenia_45: Gah, fuck.
[05:04] eugenia_45: The SCREAM.
[05:04] snowgrouse: AIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
[05:04] beatle_fool: because fuck. he was happy going to 1973, and he hopes Alex is happy too!
[05:05] eugenia_45: Yesss, and she's so obviously not.
[05:05] beatle_fool: he can be Alex's valuable friend
[05:06] eugenia_45: I bet he painted the prettiest picture of 1973 in those documents he wrote before his death.
[05:06] snowgrouse: Probably.
[05:06] beatle_fool: he did
[05:06] beatle_fool: but I guess Gene is her valuable friend
[05:06] beatle_fool: considering what he did for little Alex
[05:06] snowgrouse: not the same thing, but John was screaming his fucking head off at one point http://pics.livejournal.com/snowgrouse/pic/008qr0g1
[05:06] eugenia_45: Gaaah
[05:07] snowgrouse: And I mean screaming. In rage and fear.
[05:13] beatle_fool: "I'm so in love with Gene Hunt, it's ridiculous. I know I always get attached to fictional characters, but the Manc Lion makes me want to be a better person. I mean it. Behind the roughness, hands-on approach and jaded exterior, that man is made of gold. He's beautiful and raw and broken and so, so human. I'm so glad I met him."
[05:13] beatle_fool: that made me ache.
[05:13] eugenia_45: Awww
[05:13] snowgrouse: ahhhaha.
[05:13] snowgrouse: That's like, from Sam Tyler's diary.
[05:13] beatle_fool: LOL
[05:13] eugenia_45: Oh shit.
[05:13] eugenia_45: hahaha
[05:14] beatle_fool: oh shit, Gene
[05:14] eugenia_45: Oh shit, Sam.
[05:14] beatle_fool: you need to write a cracked out Sam diary
[05:14] beatle_fool: you'd do it perfectly
[05:14] snowgrouse: Ahahahahahahahahaha
[05:14] snowgrouse: *Master thumbs up from here*
[05:14] beatle_fool: she would, wouldn't she?
[05:14] eugenia_45: "Dear Diary, Gene is being a cunt so I had Chris spit in his coffee."
[05:14] snowgrouse: Would. Especially if it parodied that godawful website.
[05:14] snowgrouse: the BBC America one, wasn't it?
[05:15] snowgrouse: And that was probably written by Graham, too.
[05:15] beatle_fool: ahahaha, fuck, I forgot about that one
[05:15] eugenia_45: Dunno what the BBC America one was.
[05:15] beatle_fool: that was horrible
[05:15] snowgrouse: it's still up.
[05:15] snowgrouse: somewhere.
[05:15] eugenia_45: Ahahaha, Sam Tyler's weblog.
[05:15] snowgrouse: Yup.
[05:15] snowgrouse: baaaaaaaaaad.
[05:15] eugenia_45: "Whoa, sup. I guess my Blackberry still works in 1973! NICE!"
[05:15] beatle_fool: as a side note, it's horrible how iTunes commercials tend to influence my music downloads.
[05:15] snowgrouse: but then Sam's probably would be fucking horrible.
[05:16] eugenia_45: Aaaahaha, the music.
[05:16] snowgrouse: "Hunt's methods are appalling. Meanwhile, I can't sit straight because of the giant stick up my arse."
[05:16] beatle_fool: AHAH
[05:16] snowgrouse: "Turned the telly on. Cried. Went to bed. Cried. Shaved. Cried."
[05:17] beatle_fool: he sketches TCG in his diary and then she waves at him from the page and he shrieks like a girl.
[05:17] snowgrouse: his diary would be all tear-stained.
[05:17] snowgrouse: AIEEEEEEEEEEEEE
[05:17] snowgrouse: that'd be cool.
[05:17] eugenia_45: Oh shit.
[05:17] snowgrouse: and hey, Fear Her.
[05:17] beatle_fool: YES
[05:17] eugenia_45: Now that'd be proper creepy.
[05:17] beatle_fool: needs the Doctor
[05:17] snowgrouse: Well. Only sees the Doctor's coat.
[05:17] snowgrouse: BECAUSE THAT WAS A FREAKY IMAGE
[05:17] snowgrouse: But it'd be Three.
[03:07] snowgrouse: HAI
[03:07] beatle_fool: (Link: http://community.livejournal.com/tennant_love/2028027.html?#cutid1) http://community.livejournal.com/tennant_love/2028027.html?#cutid1 hottttt
[03:08] snowgrouse: "my bitch. No touchy."
[03:08] beatle_fool: the third one with blurry Donna is unf
[03:08] snowgrouse: also, third one, cock.
[03:08] snowgrouse: YES
[03:08] beatle_fool: and the last one I'm like mmmmmfingers
[03:08] snowgrouse: And I immediately thought of 'shopping a St. Christopher's medallion on there.
[03:09] beatle_fool: ooooh
[03:09] beatle_fool: do it.
[03:10] beatle_fool: fuck. do it and put him in Sam's bedsit
[03:10] beatle_fool: Sam is off-camera. in the loo. *nods*
[03:10] beatle_fool: Ten is on his bed
[03:10] beatle_fool: please.
[03:10] snowgrouse: I'd need actual skillz for that.
[03:10] beatle_fool: it would be awesome.
[03:11] snowgrouse: Difficult with that angle, though.
[03:11] snowgrouse: would be gorgeous, but hm.
[03:11] beatle_fool: true.
[03:13] beatle_fool: oh god my brain just came up with something
[03:13] snowgrouse: and Dave wrist. Fingers. GAAH
[03:13] snowgrouse: GIVE.
[03:14] beatle_fool: Ten sitting at Sam's desk in Manchester in 1981. all they found was his medallion.
[03:14] snowgrouse: Yeah, I was thinking that looked like the 1981 office...
[03:15] beatle_fool: and now Sam is missing and the Doctor is upset because it's fobwatched Master, except, well, medallioned
[03:15] beatle_fool: and he can't be dead, he can't be.
[03:15] snowgrouse: oooooooooooooooooooooooooh
[03:15] snowgrouse: medallioned
[03:15] snowgrouse: I like
[03:16] snowgrouse: Poor Guv:(
[03:16] snowgrouse: I bet the Doctor tries to Sonic the fuck out of the medallion.
[03:16] snowgrouse: just to figure it out.
[03:16] beatle_fool: yesssss
[03:16] snowgrouse: jumps into a canal to find the fucking car.
[03:16] beatle_fool: or or or, Ten sitting in the Lost and Found like that
[03:16] snowgrouse: WAAAH
[03:16] beatle_fool: the Guv across from him, exhausted
[03:16] snowgrouse: God.
[03:16] beatle_fool: he's been awake for days
[03:17] snowgrouse: :(((((((((
[03:17] snowgrouse: I bet Ten will be, too.
[03:17] beatle_fool: and at this point, he'll take any help he can get. even from this poofter.
[03:17] snowgrouse: EEEEE
[03:17] snowgrouse: I can see Ten dangling that medallion like that for a while.
[03:17] snowgrouse: Feet propped up on the desk.
[03:17] snowgrouse: and then snatching the medallion in his palm and getting up.
[03:17] snowgrouse: Pocketing it.
[03:18] snowgrouse: Deciding he has to do *something*
[03:18] beatle_fool: yessss
[03:18] beatle_fool: the Guv has dozed off
[03:18] beatle_fool: never done that before.
[03:18] snowgrouse: Tirede Guv:(
[03:18] beatle_fool: but he's so exhausted
[03:18] snowgrouse: yeah, dark circles under his eyes
[03:18] beatle_fool: physically and emotionally
[03:18] snowgrouse: WAAAH
[03:18] snowgrouse: that hurts me inside. Broken Guv:(
[03:18] beatle_fool: so...oh god oh god
[03:18] snowgrouse: yes?
[03:18] snowgrouse: GIVE.
[03:19] beatle_fool: I just imagined the Doctor reaching across the table, touching the Guv's temples as he sleeps, and slipping into his mind...erasing the memory of finding the medallion, erasing the memory of meeting the Doctor. because finding the medallion without Sam hurts so much worse than finding nothing at all.
[03:20] snowgrouse: OH FUCK ME OH FUCK ME
[03:20] snowgrouse: Sam? I love you.
[03:20] beatle_fool: eeeeeeeeee
[03:20] beatle_fool: and he sneaks off, keeping it for himself
[03:21] snowgrouse: Ten, you fucking bastard.
[03:21] beatle_fool: wearing it, hidden beneath those layers.
[03:21] snowgrouse: I bet he can't erase it completely.
[03:21] snowgrouse: I mean, Guv's memories.
[03:21] beatle_fool: I don't mean erasing Sam
[03:21] snowgrouse: Guv's made of harder stuff than that. Bet he has fragments in his mind.
[03:21] beatle_fool: just erasing the memory of finding the medallion
[03:21] snowgrouse: But that'd mean erasing the knowledge of Sam being gone?
[03:22] beatle_fool: no. Sam still drove into the river
[03:22] snowgrouse: I didn't think he'd erase Sam, thought you meant the accident
[03:22] snowgrouse: ah
[03:22] snowgrouse: So he won't remember the Doctor.
[03:22] beatle_fool: finding just the medallion makes it seem so much more final
[03:22] snowgrouse: WAAAH
[03:22] beatle_fool: if he still has it, it's more likely he's alive, you know?
[03:22] snowgrouse: Guv never stops looking.
[03:22] snowgrouse: Actually.
[03:23] beatle_fool: that's how the Doctor rationalises it, but really he just wants it for himself
[03:23] snowgrouse: That'd be a fucking great idea if Guv saw it later on the Doctor. By accident.
[03:23] snowgrouse: The Doctor doesn't mean for the Guv to see it but the Guv goes LIVID
[03:23] beatle_fool: fuck, and attacked him
[03:23] beatle_fool: years later?
[03:23] snowgrouse: days?
[03:23] snowgrouse: I don't know.
[03:23] snowgrouse: Either way works.
[03:24] snowgrouse: It's not like he hasn't materialised the TARDIS in a fucking river to find out about the Master's plans before:P
[03:24] beatle_fool: I love the thought of years later. because despite there being plenty of those medallions in the world, the Guv just knows.
[03:24] snowgrouse: Fuck.
[03:24] beatle_fool: he sees it and knows it's Sam's
[03:24] snowgrouse: God, the sound the Guv makes. Roar of rage yet broken.
[03:24] snowgrouse: Throttling Ten.
[03:24] beatle_fool: yessss
[03:24] snowgrouse: Shit, he could easily take Ten in a fight. Timey or not.
[03:25] snowgrouse: So, does Ten ever find Sam?
[03:25] snowgrouse: Ahhahah, I don't know if it's crack or not, but I just had an image of the Guv beating the shit out of Ten and Ten falling into a coma. VOILA
[03:25] beatle_fool: ROFL
[03:25] beatle_fool: ILU
[03:26] beatle_fool: I don't know when he finds Sam. he's always looking...always. but life seems to get in the way of a proper search.
[03:26] beatle_fool: monsters and companions and saving the universe
[03:26] snowgrouse: Plus, the Doctor in a coma? YOU KNOW THAT MEANS THE MASTER.
[03:26] snowgrouse: ahhahah. Yes.
[03:26] beatle_fool: but he's still looking
[03:26] beatle_fool: ehehehe
[03:27] snowgrouse: But seriously, fuck.
[03:27] snowgrouse: What if Sam's brain starts to deteriorate while he's in the coma, and he becomes more and more amnesiac?
[03:28] beatle_fool: brain leakage!
[03:28] snowgrouse: But but but
[03:28] snowgrouse: Imagine Sam in... well, the past, whatever year it is, and his brain just going:(
[03:28] snowgrouse: just rapidly losing control and wah
[03:29] snowgrouse: Fuck, it isn't right if he doesn't bump into the Doctor.
[03:29] snowgrouse: Brain working or no, he'd have a fit if the Doctor appeared.
[03:30] snowgrouse: Thinks he's just another vision, terrible like the test card girl.
[03:30] beatle_fool: eeep
[03:30] snowgrouse: spots a TARDIS round the corner and does a double take.
[04:06] snowgrouse: also, Sam Tyler needs this on his telly. From the present day! http://pics.livejournal.com/snowgrouse/pic/008py27y
[04:23] snowgrouse: But damn it, you still got me thinking of that Ten/LoMverse thing
[04:25] snowgrouse: Maybe DrunkSlag!Alex pulls Ten.
[04:25] beatle_fool: ahahahaa
[04:25] beatle_fool: would.
[04:26] snowgrouse: And Ten only goes along with it because he wants to find out about Sam.
[04:26] snowgrouse: Keeps asking stupid questions when she's trying to sit on his face.
[04:26] beatle_fool: LOL
[04:26] beatle_fool: ...sorry, am thinking of Dave's hair
[04:27] snowgrouse: NOMNOMNOM whendidyoulastseesamtyler NOM NOM NOM GLMPFH
[04:28] beatle_fool: ROFL
[04:28] beatle_fool: Alex is a shrieker
[04:28] snowgrouse: Is.
[04:28] snowgrouse: that's handy, though.
[04:28] snowgrouse: She can shriek out information when Ten pounds her from behind.
[04:28] beatle_fool: ...hot
[04:28] snowgrouse: and downstairs, the Guv grumbles into his wine.
[04:29] beatle_fool: and and and. Ten is still wearing his tie.
[04:29] beatle_fool: because unf.
[04:29] snowgrouse: yeah, half-dressed shaggins.
[04:29] beatle_fool: the Guv should join in
[04:29] snowgrouse: Wants to, but He's Not A Poof.
[04:30] beatle_fool: except with Sam
[04:31] snowgrouse: heeeeeeeeeeee
[04:31] snowgrouse: I hope Ten finds out something.
[04:31] snowgrouse: Because damn it, she's coming so hard she's going to snap his cock off if she has a fifth orgasm.
[04:31] beatle_fool: ehehehehehehehee
[04:32] snowgrouse: ohfuck
[04:32] snowgrouse: oh
[04:32] snowgrouse: fuck
[04:32] beatle_fool: ?
[04:32] snowgrouse: ...Ten doing that mind-meldy thing with Alex
[04:32] snowgrouse: when she's half-asleep.
[04:32] snowgrouse: And emo.
[04:32] snowgrouse: in the bed with the red sheets.
[04:33] snowgrouse: Ten putting his hands on her temples and going in.
[04:33] snowgrouse: Fuck.
[04:33] beatle_fool: ...
[04:33] snowgrouse: trying to get past that fucking clown.
[04:33] beatle_fool: agh
[04:33] snowgrouse: searching for information inside her head.
[04:33] beatle_fool: TEN SEES THE CLOWN
[04:33] snowgrouse: see, mindpiss.
[04:33] beatle_fool: and gets lost in her head running away from it
[04:34] beatle_fool: all tangled up in her thoughts
[04:34] snowgrouse: Yeah, and frost nipping at his hands and feet.
[04:34] beatle_fool: fuck
[04:34] snowgrouse: Fucking hypothermia and he tries to run but becomes sluggish.
[04:34] beatle_fool: and hears laughter
[04:34] snowgrouse: Oh god.
[04:34] snowgrouse: Please tell me you're thinking what I'm thinking.
[04:34] beatle_fool: his thoughts are merging with Alex's
[04:35] beatle_fool: and Sam and the Master meet and become one
[04:35] beatle_fool: laughing at the Doctor
[04:35] snowgrouse: oh fuck.
[04:35] beatle_fool: chasing him
[04:35] snowgrouse: see, I was going batshit and thinking of Sam!Clown.
[04:35] beatle_fool: then the clown is in front and the Master is in back
[04:35] snowgrouse: because if Ten saw the clown, he'd see the Master's face with the clown.
[04:35] beatle_fool: and they both have Sam's face
[04:35] beatle_fool: oi!
[04:35] snowgrouse: AIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
[04:35] snowgrouse: I loved that idea... how did it go? Soaking wet clown Sam.
[04:35] snowgrouse: Demented fucking grin.
[04:36] snowgrouse: Little boy grin but something broken there. Something so fucking wrong.
[04:36] beatle_fool: I'm just imagining them running top speed at him
[04:36] snowgrouse: oh fuck.
[04:36] beatle_fool: and both crashing into him, slipping inside like Neo does to Agent Smith in the Matrix, but slightly different...both going through and coming out the other side in millions of ice crystals
[04:36] beatle_fool: and the Doctor wakes up, shaking
[04:36] snowgrouse: Oh, gorgeous
[04:36] snowgrouse: fuck yes
[04:36] snowgrouse: <33333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333
[04:36] snowgrouse: ILU
[04:37] beatle_fool: Alex seizing from the Doctor being ripped out so abruptly
[04:37] snowgrouse: Ugh fuck
[04:37] beatle_fool: fuck, fuck, fuck, he always messes things up, that Doctor.
[04:37] snowgrouse: I'm just seeing the Doctor drawing in a breath he's been holding for minutes
[04:37] beatle_fool: yes.
[04:37] snowgrouse: like a drowning man coming up for air, that desperate wheeze back into his lungs.
[04:38] beatle_fool: and fumbling for his sonic and zapping Alex's head
[04:38] beatle_fool: still shaking
[04:38] snowgrouse: Oh god
[04:38] snowgrouse: zapping her head?!?!
[04:38] beatle_fool: the seizure!
[04:38] snowgrouse: trying to help?
[04:38] snowgrouse: yeah
[04:38] snowgrouse: shit
[04:38] snowgrouse: but god, he's... fuck.
[04:38] beatle_fool: just a burst to counteract the erractic pulses
[04:38] snowgrouse: I'm thinking he has to go. Can't stay there.
[04:38] beatle_fool: yes.
[04:38] beatle_fool: he runs
[04:38] snowgrouse: runs downstairs through the bar.
[04:38] beatle_fool: he always runs
[04:38] snowgrouse: Alerts the Guv.
[04:39] snowgrouse: So someone can take care of Alex in case something worse happens. I'm thinking he leaves her sleeping. When she's calmed down a bit.
[04:39] beatle_fool: god, I'm just imagining him looking worried and rushing by the Guv, saying, "She needs you." before disappearing
[04:40] beatle_fool: and the Doctor left the door unlocked, and fuck, the look on his face is so worrisome that the Guv goes up to check on Alex
[04:40] snowgrouse: Fuck.
[04:40] snowgrouse: She'd be half-naked, I suppose
[04:40] beatle_fool: and ends up sitting there all night, making sure she's okay
[04:40] beatle_fool: he tucked her in
[04:41] beatle_fool: Gene sleeping on the sofa
[04:41] beatle_fool: getting up every hour, restless
[04:41] snowgrouse: Yesss
[04:41] snowgrouse: Gene sleeping on the sofa and Molly sleeping cuddled up next to him when Alex staggers out of the bedroom in the morning. Sees them.
[04:41] beatle_fool: oh god, amusing idea
[04:41] snowgrouse: yeah?
[04:41] beatle_fool: oh, okay
[04:41] snowgrouse: give!
[04:42] beatle_fool: I was thinking of Alex waking up hearing someone pissing in the toilet, and thinks it's the Doctor, and then out walks Gene
[04:42] snowgrouse: Ahhahaha yes
[04:42] snowgrouse: *zipper noise*
[04:42] beatle_fool: yep. hangover, half naked, Gene in her loo. confused!
[04:43] snowgrouse: Yeah, more than a bit amnesiac about last night.
[04:43] snowgrouse: Thinks she may have shagged the Guv but oh god, it's all a blank.
[04:43] beatle_fool: and she's staring at Gene with her mouth open
[04:43] beatle_fool: LOL
[04:44] snowgrouse: Heeeeeeeeeeee
[04:44] snowgrouse: And somewhere, Ten is running about, coat flapping in the wind.
[04:44] snowgrouse: OOOOOOOOH VIENNAAAAAAAAAAAA
[04:44] beatle_fool: "Mornin', Bolly. Want another go?"
[04:44] beatle_fool: because he can't resist.
[04:45] snowgrouse: YES
[04:45] snowgrouse: And Alex just facepalms and groans.
[04:45] beatle_fool: hahahhaa
[04:45] snowgrouse: Needs ibuprofen. And coffee. Nao.
[04:45] snowgrouse: Damn it, I want Ten to get Sam back somehow:(
[04:45] beatle_fool: woe.
[04:46] snowgrouse: He has that fucking medallion. Maybe he can try and trace Sam with it somehow?
[04:46] snowgrouse: or.
[04:46] snowgrouse: Maybe he wears it.
[04:46] snowgrouse: Goes to sleep in the TARDIS, wearing it.
[04:46] snowgrouse: and has rather vivid nightmares when the Master just has *fun* with his body.
[04:46] snowgrouse: Torturing and shagging it.
[04:47] snowgrouse: but that probably isn't real either.
[04:47] beatle_fool: he can never have Sam back
[04:47] beatle_fool: it is not meant to be.
[04:48] snowgrouse: WAIIIIIIIIIIL
[04:48] snowgrouse: Trufax, though.
[04:48] snowgrouse: He just has emo dreams of Sam's bedsit:(
[04:49] snowgrouse: Still.
[04:49] snowgrouse: Emo Ten dreaming of lying down in Sam's small bunk and Sam riding him.
[04:49] snowgrouse: and it's morning.
[04:49] snowgrouse: and even in the dream he thinks it's not true. WAH
[05:17] eugenia_45: Or he just draws Pertwee.
[05:17] eugenia_45: Hahahaha
[05:17] snowgrouse: I insist
[05:17] snowgrouse: YES
[05:17] beatle_fool: hahhaa
[05:17] snowgrouse: WOOP
[05:18] beatle_fool: Bessie comes and rescues him.
[05:18] beatle_fool: trufax.
[05:18] snowgrouse: I still fucking want Delgado to turn to the camera and start talking to him.
[05:18] eugenia_45: And then sketchy Delgado waves at him.
[05:18] eugenia_45: Ahahahaa
[05:18] snowgrouse: I WANT THAT SO FUCKING HARD.
[05:18] snowgrouse: GODDAMMIT GENE
[05:18] beatle_fool: ahahahahaa
[05:18] snowgrouse: You're pissing in my head faster than I can scoop it out.
[05:18] eugenia_45: <3
[05:18] snowgrouse: brain sinking.
[05:19] eugenia_45: BRAIN OVERBOARD
[05:19] snowgrouse: AIEE
[05:19] snowgrouse: but but but
[05:19] snowgrouse: Delgado would be so fucking perfect. "That's all very well, Mister Tyler. But you are not going home. Not now. In fact, you can say goodbye to all you hold dear."
[05:19] snowgrouse: Just talking posh to Sam and being evil. C'MON
[05:19] snowgrouse: oh yessss
[05:19] beatle_fool: mmm
[05:20] eugenia_45: Hahaha, I'm just getting crack. Sorry.
[05:20] snowgrouse: Oh, good. Give.
[05:20] eugenia_45: Delgado whispering "I am the Master and you will obey me."
[05:20] eugenia_45: And Sam mumbling back, hypnotised "I am the Master and I will obey me."
[05:20] snowgrouse: AHAHAHAHAHA<333333333333333333333333333333333
[05:20] eugenia_45: "No, no, no, you clod! *I* am the Master and *YOU* will obey *me*."
[05:20] snowgrouse: <33333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333
[05:21] snowgrouse: THE TWO MASTERS.
[05:21] beatle_fool: ROFL