...the kids are now calling it "Thoschei".

Even grown-up Doctor/Master, that is.


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I made this gif within fifteen minutes of getting out of bed:


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-Hung out with a couple of friends and one of them had apparently said: "I've got a cold and my throat's really sore. Invite Grouse over so I can just sit back and won't have to do any talking myself." (And she was right. They got what they asked for. Buckets of TMI and pervy blather. "Am I talking about gay BDSM porn again? Shit. I'm sorry." "It's ( Read more... )

I'm going to combine a couple of memes I've seen floating around into one big meme, because I fucking CAN.

First of all, the fics I wrote or co-wrote/published this past year:

Ghazal (Doctor Who: Doctor/Master)

Pairidaeza (Thief of Bagdad: Jaffar/Princess)

The One Who Woke You (Thief of Bagdad: Jaffar/Princess)

The Secret Orchard (Thief of ( Read more... )

I was just thinking that one of the lamest and most awkward pickup lines or compliments guys can use is to call a chick beautiful. Because trust me, unless you know them very well, most chicks will just assume you're trying to desperately get into their pants. Even if you meant it sincerely. It's... about as awkward and as fail as you can get. (And ( Read more... )

You do realise Samhain means fuck-all to me when I'm being bummed from beyond the veil every day anyway ( Read more... )

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As seen on the packaging of an acupressure mat: Mister Master enjoys giving you sweet pain. |-)


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OMFG SO MUCH NEW MASTER PORN ON THE BBC WEBSITE OMFG

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In the "what's your favourite Delgado!Master story" poll, I voted for The Time Monster and I AM NOT ASHAMED IN THE LEAST. Thank fuck it's got more votes than bloody Axos or Colony at least.

And with one gifset (spoilers, sweetie), I have regained my Doctor Who slasher cred. Look at them notes!

*polishes nails on lapel*