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All he wanted was a couple of towels, a hot chocolate and a hug.
A homeless guy in Beaverton, Oregon calls 911 to report that he's stuck in a hot tub, freezing his ass off. I guess the tub wasn't that hot after all?
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An extra dose of cute.
One more story I found in this morning's news-scan: in Yokohama city in Kanagawa prefecture, suburban Tokyo, they held a Rabbit Fest, complete with a "Dress Your Pet Bunny" display. There are no words for the joy this brings me, so let me offer you pics instead.
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And now, some of the news you missed.
At the Los Angeles Int. Airport last Friday, a man was stopped at customs with 15 live lizards strapped to his chest. Considering what Delta charges for in-flight meals anymore, no one's shocked. Every couple of months, it seems, we get another story about these reptile smugglers strapping Australian snakes and lizards to themselves, hopping planes ( Read more... ) -
I smell a movie in the making.
A 17-year-old schoolgirl has confessed to killing 30 since turning 15, turning herself in so as to avoid being tried as an adult.
The girl, a resident of the Brazilian city of Sao Paolo, admitted to shocked police she was behind a long string of murders in the city. Her identity is being kept secret as she is a minor.
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Wisconsin's raging weiner problem
It hasn't been even a month since the Oscar Meyer Wiener-mobile smashed into the front of a home in Racine, and now there's another huge news story about a Wisconsin wiener raging out of control. A guy's wife finds out he's been cheating on her with at least five other women and decides to get revenge. She teams up with three of the dude's ( Read more... ) -
Old news never looked so stupid.
I heard an update on the Iraqi journalist / shoe tosser who chucked his clodhopper at Dubyah. A judge reduced his sentence, which means he has less time to wait before he can start choosing from all the daughters men are offering him from all over the world. Meanwhile, Shearer was relating a while back that the specific model of shoe has seen ( Read more... )
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