Like, not at all. I texted my sister to see if it had happened to someone else, to make sure they knew of.... things... and stuff, but obviously it was NOT me. At all.

... Or Fry. Not even exactly that.

Me: Have you ever enthusiastically bust open curtains and shove your face into the open window without a second glance and get an unexpected face ( Read more... )

My opening lines need work ( Read more... )

Today, we discuss why proper punctuation is important.

We'll start with the comma.

If one wanted to message birthday wishes to someone who was affectionately referred to as “Salad”, they would likely say "Happy Birthday, Salad!", correct?

Let's consider a case where the sender of this message neglected to insert the comma, as seen below.

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Once upon a time... I was having a particularly bad day. … Ok it was a bad month. … week. I dunno... IT FELT LIKE A VERY LONG TIME. STOP JUDGING ME. HATERS GONNA HATE ( Read more... )

Every once in a long while, I’m struck with the desire to write something awe inspiring and motivational ( Read more... )

In case you’re wondering, I’m a fairly random individual. I’d like to tell myself that this is because I am a misunderstood creative genius, but I imagine that the general populace and my logical side would disagree with this whole heartedly ( Read more... )

(A/N - This has been sitting in my drafts for a while. It is very very random. I'd apologize, but I'm really not that sorry.)The keyword here is “tempted”. I’m not actually going to do that, because obviously, I’ve tried, and we’ve all seen how that turns out. …. not well ( Read more... )

So as some as you may know, I am actively pursuing my Masters in Electrical Engineering.

Why I am doing this, I have yet to figure out, but as I am clearly a glutton for punishment, I've been working on it since Fall 2009 ( Read more... )

(Like last night, but without drinking or mind altering drugs. There is insanity though. Most of the humor is from my Mom ( Read more... )

So recently I tortured my younger sister Rachel (who I mention fairly regularly) by providing her with a formatted bound copy (with much help by the parental units in getting the printing done) of her entire blog writings thus far. She had a pretty hefty amount, by the time I had put the document together with a table of contents, foreword and ( Read more... )