I’m Tempted to Stop Acting Randomly
(A/N - This has been sitting in my drafts for a while. It is very very random. I'd apologize, but I'm really not that sorry.)
The keyword here is “tempted”. I’m not actually going to do that, because obviously, I’ve tried, and we’ve all seen how that turns out. …. not well.
...I cannot take credit for that phrase though; it’s a Dilbert book title. (<--comma splice Ooh. Yeze <- your mom. Better?)
Rachel is correcting me as I write this entry, as we’re trying this new thing called “I write something, and she watches my train of thought while nomming popcorn and perhaps Starburst jellybeans. (maybe Skittles, I seemed to have wanted her to be eating Skittles in my minds eye)
She’s also correcting my grammar, and punctuation, and spelling, and quite frankly, I’m being judged.
…. and it’s kind of awesome. Nono, actually awesome, no sarcasm. Apparently I have a constant desire for competition and for being graded, so this is perfectly acceptable by my Type A personality.
I am using altogether too many ellipses.
I should probably try to find some focus or some pertinent topic to discuss before I actually get strapped to a stiff board in a white coat.
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Yeah nope, not gonna happen.
Enjoy this totally random, but classic, internet video.
The end.
The keyword here is “tempted”. I’m not actually going to do that, because obviously, I’ve tried, and we’ve all seen how that turns out. …. not well.
...I cannot take credit for that phrase though; it’s a Dilbert book title. (<--comma splice Ooh. Yeze <- your mom. Better?)
Rachel is correcting me as I write this entry, as we’re trying this new thing called “I write something, and she watches my train of thought while nomming popcorn and perhaps Starburst jellybeans. (maybe Skittles, I seemed to have wanted her to be eating Skittles in my minds eye)
She’s also correcting my grammar, and punctuation, and spelling, and quite frankly, I’m being judged.
…. and it’s kind of awesome. Nono, actually awesome, no sarcasm. Apparently I have a constant desire for competition and for being graded, so this is perfectly acceptable by my Type A personality.
I am using altogether too many ellipses.
I should probably try to find some focus or some pertinent topic to discuss before I actually get strapped to a stiff board in a white coat.
…..
….
…
..
.
.
Yeah nope, not gonna happen.
Enjoy this totally random, but classic, internet video.
The end.