Like, not at all. I texted my sister to see if it had happened to someone else, to make sure they knew of.... things... and stuff, but obviously it was NOT me. At all.

... Or Fry. Not even exactly that.

Me: Have you ever enthusiastically bust open curtains and shove your face into the open window without a second glance and get an unexpected face ( Read more... )

This blog entry was inspired by this social media update by me on Friday morning.

I.... am pedal biking to work and using my clip-less shoes for the first time this year. Here's to an incident free trip ( Read more... )

1. Go to the gym the day before.
2. Discover that the gym was totally empty and therefore you can do whatever you want and have a super-efficient thorough workout.
3. Make sure you have worked all major muscle groups, including testing how much you can do in a seated leg press after your set. Because this is a thing now.
4. Discover that today is the ( Read more... )

My opening lines need work ( Read more... )

Those of you who are geeks have probably heard of the term "easter eggs", but for those of you who are unaware of it an easter egg is something that you find unexpectedly in a video game, code, or computer program by either doing something a little strange or performing a strange hack... or you're just reading the code and you see a random thing in ( Read more... )

(Alternate Subject: Now in New Cherry Lime Flavor ( Read more... )

Date: 9/30 - Sunday
Time: 10:30AM
Location: BedI had forgotten to set my alarm. Body insisted on sleep. Woke up to one cat pretending to be slippers, and the other one licking the end of my nose. The canine had come down with a mild dose of shark puppy and resting his head on the edge of the bed in the hopes that I would acknowledge his existence ( Read more... )

Date: 9/28 - Friday
Time: ~5:45pm.
Location: Stop and Shop I have 90 “gas points” at this particular food establishment. This is 10 “gas points” away from getting promotional 10cents/gallon off at the pump ( Read more... )

Fun fact: I drive ( Read more... )

Once upon a time... I was having a particularly bad day. … Ok it was a bad month. … week. I dunno... IT FELT LIKE A VERY LONG TIME. STOP JUDGING ME. HATERS GONNA HATE ( Read more... )