Once upon a time... I was having a particularly bad day. … Ok it was a bad month. … week. I dunno... IT FELT LIKE A VERY LONG TIME. STOP JUDGING ME. HATERS GONNA HATE.
*cough*
Anyway. As I am apt to do when I’m not feeling great, I tend to talk with my sister Rachel. I chose to start my “how I feel today” conversation with a picture demonstrating how I felt.
Rachel: baha
Christine: i'm the owl.
Rachel: why?
Rachel: because...I am
Batduck?
Christine: No I'm just the owl
Rachel: becauusse
Rachel: you were made to stay up late?
Rachel: orrr you're just trying to find a way to make a cute picture depressing
Christine: the latter.
Rachel: ...
Rachel: we need to have a talk
Rachel: about
Rachel: how cute pictures are cute
Christine: Annnnnd how owls are my face when i owl.
Rachel I'm not sure how you can possibly make an owl that cute depressing
Christine: he's got a -.- face
Rachel: owls always have a -.- face
Rachel: -.- = happy
Rachel: -.- = sad
Of course, this conversation then immediately changed (abruptly and without warning or prior discussion) to us captioning what the -.- owl face could also be interpreted as. There’s a popular
internet meme out there involving the -.-
owl face. We came up with a very long list.
Christine: -.- = actively pooping
Rachel: -.- = contemplating the removal of Pluto as a planet
Christine: -.- = hungry
Christine: -.- = coocoo for cocoa puffs
Christine: -.- = losing at words with friends
Rachel: -.- = shocked
Christine: -.- = napping
Rachel: -.- = high on Espresso
Christine: -.- = trying not to -.- some more
Rachel: -.- = failing miserably at it
Christine: -.- = finds duck to smell bad
Christine: -.- = needs to burp up that mouse
Rachel: -.- = about to break into song
Christine: -.- = twitterpated
Rachel: -.- = wide awake
Christine: -.- = totally happy with life and not cranky at all
Rachel: -.- = cruisin' down the highway at 500 MPH
Christine: -.- = ready for action
Rachel: -.- = about to go over a huge waterfall
Christine: -.- = doesn't care if there are sharp rocks at the bottom.
Rachel: -.- = yelling "BOOYAH"
Christine: -.- = contemplating the meaning of the universe.
Rachel: -.- = watching My Little Pony and singing along
Christine: -.- = eating popcorn
Rachel: -.- = breakdancing
Christine: -.- = giving a presentation
Rachel: -.- = wooing off a cliff
Christine: -.- = ready to rumble
Rachel: {-.-}
Rachel: -.- = just ripped own pants
I’m thinking about creating our own line of memes based purely on our conversations.
You can do that?
I CAN DO ANYTHING I WANT. THIS IS THE INTERNET.
Submissions for any and all owl faces are encouraged.