Fun fact: I drive ( Read more... )

A/N: This was written a few weeks ago when a... ... let's call him "creative" toothless man in a black pickup truck pulled up next to me while I was a red light turning left and he in a lane going straight and HIS light was green, and he took the time to stop next to me after I had glanced at my phone to scream at me through my open window "YOU'RE ( Read more... )

Dear Shampoo,

I know you and I have had our differences. When I need to use you, you have trouble not sudsing my eyes. I know, I know, I’m clumsy and you don’t mean to, but this doesn’t stop me from being disgruntled with my displeasure in the burning vision that ensues after my idiocy. I’m not actually an idiot ( Read more... )

Every once in a long while, I’m struck with the desire to write something awe inspiring and motivational ( Read more... )

You get home after a long day, you've been to the gym and you're now showered and clean ( Read more... )

Living in New England provides one with an inconsistent weather pattern. Last year over the winter there were so many snowstorms,I would speculate that snowblower profits went up at least eleventy billion percent. This is a real number that I obviously didn’t make up at all ( Read more... )

So as some as you may know, I am actively pursuing my Masters in Electrical Engineering.

Why I am doing this, I have yet to figure out, but as I am clearly a glutton for punishment, I've been working on it since Fall 2009 ( Read more... )

(Like last night, but without drinking or mind altering drugs. There is insanity though. Most of the humor is from my Mom ( Read more... )

So I've been known to write up various random lists of things that may or may not be connected. I do this because sometimes, I really can't come up with any connected material but I want to write out the things that amuse me, so I pretend that they're connected and write them anyway ( Read more... )

So recently I tortured my younger sister Rachel (who I mention fairly regularly) by providing her with a formatted bound copy (with much help by the parental units in getting the printing done) of her entire blog writings thus far. She had a pretty hefty amount, by the time I had put the document together with a table of contents, foreword and ( Read more... )