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Title: Every Hero Needs A Trophy
PG 15 maybe?
Spoilers for Journey's End
“So what was His Majesty complaining about this time?” Ianto asked as he finished mopping the gray goo from the Hub floor.
Gwen scoffed as she closed her phone, bent back over her task and took up the rag Ianto’d given her. “Himself thinks it’s a personal insult that UNIT won't give him a ship when British Rail ( Read more... ) -
A Welsh Holiday, or, Jack and Ianto Tackle the Plumbing 7/7
Chapter: 7/7: The Final Day, or, Jack Attempts Tesco
Pairing: Jack/Ianto
Rating: 15ish?
Disclaimer: BBC and RTD own them.
Chapter 7 here: http://sierasky.livejournal.com/13523.html -
A Welsh Holiday, or, Jack and Ianto Tackle the Plumbing 7/7
Chapter 7: The Final Day, or, Jack Attempts Tesco
Once the final bits of furniture had been set up, and the last pieces of random kitsch put in their various places, Jack and Ianto went on a Tesco run. They still had two full days left in the cottage, and Jack promised Ianto a proper home-cooked meal to celebrate their first official day in a fully ( Read more... ) -
A Welsh Holiday, or, Jack and Ianto Tackle the Plumbing 6/7
Chapter 6: How Jack was Beaten by a Cooker
“How is is that you flew a Spitfire in the War but can't tell the difference between a Philips and a Flat Head screwdriver?” Ianto asked, exasperated, as Jack handed him (once again) the wrong tool. He glared at Jack from under the bed rails.
“Maintenance crew,” Jack said, shrugging his shoulders and ( Read more... ) -
A Welsh Holiday, or, Jack and Ianto Tackle the Plumbing 5/7 (Adult)
Chapter 5: Jack Makes Ianto Disconcertingly Sticky
Jack was true to his word. Ianto wasn't allowed to ask questions on the entire ride back to Holyhead, and Jack gave no indication as to what he had planned. When they finally made it back to the hotel, Jack pulled into the carpark and locked all the car doors, trapping he and Ianto inside.
“Uh, ( Read more... ) -
A Welsh Holiday, or, Jack and Ianto Tackle the Plumbing 4/7
Chapter 4 - Ikea Plays Agony Aunt
Ianto found Jack in Accessories, standing under the florescent lighting and poking angrily at what, if one was kind, could be considered a twisted vase. If one was high on drugs, that is. Damn Swedes and their design. Jack must have heard Ianto coming, since he suddenly straightened up and refused to even look at ( Read more... ) -
A Welsh Holiday, or, Jack and Ianto Tackle the Plumbing 3/7
Chapter 3: Jack Meets Ikea
Ianto woke to a slight breeze blowing across his nose. He swatted it and promptly fell back asleep. Then the dreaded breeze was back. He swatted again, much more forcefully, and jumped when he heard Jack swear. He opened his eyes and smirked as he saw Jack rubbing his nose.
“What do you want?” Ianto huffed.
Jack bent ( Read more... ) -
A Welsh Holiday, or, Jack and Ianto Tackle the Plumbing 2/7
“No.”
“Oh come on Ianto, it's not that bad.”
“No. Absolutely fucking not. No way in hell am I setting one foot in there till the NHS says I won't get the plague.”
“Oh for the love of - It's not that bad!”
“I've seen cleaner sewers, Jack!”
Jack and Ianto were standing in front of what could, if one was quite ( Read more... ) -
A Welsh Holiday, or, Jack and Ianto Tackle the Plumbing 1/7
Rating: This Chapter - 13. Whole story - 18.
Chapter 1: The Invitation
“So I was thinking,” Jack began, sauntering over to Ianto as he sat at the Tourist Office desk. He sat gingerly on the edge, knowing full well how much Ianto hated having to get arse-prints off the shiny wood.
“Oh dear lord, save me now,” Ianto muttered, closing his eyes and ( Read more... ) -
New Year's at the Palace - Day 3 (of 3) - The End
After a particularly rousing bout of shower sex during which Ianto was, predictably, unable to remember his name or the reason he and Jack had found themselves at the (rather charming and oh dear god do that again!) hotel, Ianto was forced to take yet another shower. He refused Jack entry to this one, however, claiming that mere mortals such as ( Read more... )