"Well in that case, you have shown a PHD level of knowledge in being weird and goofy ( Read more... )

“Mo… That $20 was from all of us over here. Congratulations.”
- Player 456's mom (I'm not sure why she says she thought Mo's graduation was on Saturday but go off, sis 🙄🙄🙄)

Listen… Yesterday was Mo's graduation.

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*watching the kids go through my clothes ( Read more... )

“Sometimes going left is right ( Read more... )

“I'm sorry but there were alot of ugly white people out there ( Read more... )

“If it were you, I would have given money ( Read more... )

" I called back because I forgot to tell you ( Read more... )

"I just walked past Asia O'Hara!!!"
- Me (Crazy part is, I didn't even realize I had until I was halfway up the stairs and heard her voice behind me. I was mere inches from her! INCHES!!! I officially thank the cows for me deciding against holding my urine 🤣🤣🤣)

Annnnnnnnnnnd I'm back. We're on our way to Florence. While we wait…

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"No, no… Drop it. Now flip it."
- Nice person watching me fuck up a waffle (I also burned my finger 😂😂😂 I had to get my Missy Elliott on and put that thang down, flip it and reverse it)

We're on the way home!

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"No... Sometimes there's a lesson in pain ( Read more... )