Vacation Memories... (Part One)
"No, no… Drop it. Now flip it."
- Nice person watching me fuck up a waffle (I also burned my finger 😂😂😂 I had to get my Missy Elliott on and put that thang down, flip it and reverse it)
We're on the way home!
^Today's itinerary
I haven't had this much fun on vacation in awhile. It was amazing.
Anywho…
This entry should only be one but because I want the drag show to be its own entry, it's gonna be two. First of all, I just wanna go on record as saying this hotel had no place being this nice…
^Out the gate they had these shelves full of stuff to pick from. Mo grabbed some Skittles and I grabbed some Reese's pieces (Note the laundry detergent… Our room was right around the corner from the laundry area)
^I told Ol' Whatshisface that it reminded me of when we stayed at Home2Suites. (Coincidentally, this room cost about as much as what I paid for that one night) When we got to Wingate, (The fact that I only chose the hotel cuz my first job was at a Wingate tho') whoever checked us in, not only did it early, they gave us a single bed room annnnnnnnnnnd put it under my email name so the check in lady had to find me. Once we finally got squared away, Mo and I ate then it was time for bed.
^I present to you, breakfast
^Yeah, this was breakfast (Not pictured: Yesterday that last silver container in the 1st pic had corned beef hash, this morning they had biscuits and gravy)
When we got up, it was already shaping up to be a rainy day so I decided I didn't wanna risk us going to the beach. (Next time, Sullivan's island. I have got to go to Poe's Tavern)
^I still wore my beach day look just in case the rain decided to give us a chance (Spoiler alert: It didn't… Also, I'm in love with that wig)
I was sitting on the bed when I realized my little camera needed an SD card so first we swung by the local Walmart. Bruh, our hotel was by every place we went to the entire time. We never had to wait cuz even tho' every place was like, a few minutes away, the Uber's were on every corner like hookers on the first. Were it not for the rain, we could have walked to almost all of those places.
Guess what was inside the Walmart?
^Build-A-Bear! Now, we didn't have Build-A-Bear money so instead I bought Mo a T-shirt, flag and a little Pokemon carrier bag for her Stitch bear. Speaking of gifts, since we were getting Kai something from Work The World, I decided to put together a little gift bag for Laurynn. They had quite the assortment so with a little help from Mo, I created her a little gift bag so that she wouldn't feel like I left her out. After leaving there, since it was still kinda drizzling, we went to the outlet mall. I dunno what I was expecting but since Aunt Carroll told me to take lots of pictures, I became a whole tourist out there…
^I'm pretty sure we got on the nerves of the lady who was running this kiosk cuz it probably didn't take her long to realize we weren't buying shit 😂😂😂
I even sent a little baby Yoda one to Zyi'. (Actually , I sent him just about every Star Wars thing I walked up on) I wish I had bought one now that I'm thinking about it
^They even had a little Marvel photo room
^We went in alot of stores, but Mo got Elizabeth's gift from Rue 21 after we left Starbucks. (Mo broke a pair of cute butterfly hoops in the midst of this. Oh! I ended up with a cute little necklace cuz the jewelry was buy 2, get 1 free and Mo had already bought 2 so yay! We even got damn near dragged by some guy trying to sell us skincare products for $124! Our skin felt nice but when we did the skin thingy with Danielle, not only was it cheaper, the experience was waaaaaaaay better.
^Last place we went was here and here was quite the experience
After that, it was time to eat lunch then get ready for Work The World but before that, we walked down to this other set of hotel cuz water!!!
^Can you blame me?
As I said, that's gonna be a separate entry so just know that after we got back from there, it was mad late. I wasn't sleepy, but my ass was TIRED. We were gonna eat, but Uber was playing games so I just shared my leftovers with Mo then went to bed. I mean, ya can't be hungry while you're asleep. Modern problems require modern solutions.
Oh! Before I go…
^Apparently I'm behind in the news cuz whales are curb stomping these hoes
^Anybody else side eyeing the fact that one of the people's wives is a direct descendant of passengers that were aboard the Titanic? If that's not a "Wait, what?" moment, then I dunno what is. What on Earth made them wanna go look at the Titanic wreckage anyway?! 🤦🏽♀️🤦🏽♀️🤦🏽♀️
^Tho' I've been cackling alongside everybody else, (Cuz this is me. I will carve your ass out like it was never there) death isn't funny. Honestly, it's not even the deaths that people are laughing at. It's the audacity. Like, the captain of the expedition fired the guy who warned him that this could happen so that means after he got the "Hell no, you can't go", he just went deaf and still took those billionaires' $250,000 a head. You know what's really disheartening? All that money and they didn't think to do a kindness for someone less fortunate than themselves. If you have those kinds of means, why not enhance the world? Since I brought up the Titanic, bruh, last night Anderson Cooper was interviewing James Cameron! Between the Titanic/Little Mermaid/SpongeBob memes and videos, any chance this had of people taking it perseriously were dashed immediately. And now, fun time with conspiracy theories… Quick question: Why come they haven't found bodies or body parts yet? (The only answer I'll accept is that marine life decided it was dinner time but I'll second perhaps the implosion blew them faaaaaaaaaaar away and it's gonna take some time to find them. Which ya know , probably won't happen cuz nobody really wanted to get that close to the Titanic for a reason) Like, there's NOTHING. (Yet. Gotta say yet) Not even a random eyeball.
Weird…
What if they faked their deaths or something?
Or better yet, what if all this coverage is just a distraction in order for people to sidestep the fact that they're talking none to subtly about removing Biden from office 🤔🤔🤔
Or maybe it's something else altogether…
Something to think about
Later
PS: You know what? Considering what my next entry is about to be about...❤️🧡💛💚💙💜
- Nice person watching me fuck up a waffle (I also burned my finger 😂😂😂 I had to get my Missy Elliott on and put that thang down, flip it and reverse it)
We're on the way home!
^Today's itinerary
I haven't had this much fun on vacation in awhile. It was amazing.
Anywho…
This entry should only be one but because I want the drag show to be its own entry, it's gonna be two. First of all, I just wanna go on record as saying this hotel had no place being this nice…
^Out the gate they had these shelves full of stuff to pick from. Mo grabbed some Skittles and I grabbed some Reese's pieces (Note the laundry detergent… Our room was right around the corner from the laundry area)
^I told Ol' Whatshisface that it reminded me of when we stayed at Home2Suites. (Coincidentally, this room cost about as much as what I paid for that one night) When we got to Wingate, (The fact that I only chose the hotel cuz my first job was at a Wingate tho') whoever checked us in, not only did it early, they gave us a single bed room annnnnnnnnnnd put it under my email name so the check in lady had to find me. Once we finally got squared away, Mo and I ate then it was time for bed.
^I present to you, breakfast
^Yeah, this was breakfast (Not pictured: Yesterday that last silver container in the 1st pic had corned beef hash, this morning they had biscuits and gravy)
When we got up, it was already shaping up to be a rainy day so I decided I didn't wanna risk us going to the beach. (Next time, Sullivan's island. I have got to go to Poe's Tavern)
^I still wore my beach day look just in case the rain decided to give us a chance (Spoiler alert: It didn't… Also, I'm in love with that wig)
I was sitting on the bed when I realized my little camera needed an SD card so first we swung by the local Walmart. Bruh, our hotel was by every place we went to the entire time. We never had to wait cuz even tho' every place was like, a few minutes away, the Uber's were on every corner like hookers on the first. Were it not for the rain, we could have walked to almost all of those places.
Guess what was inside the Walmart?
^Build-A-Bear! Now, we didn't have Build-A-Bear money so instead I bought Mo a T-shirt, flag and a little Pokemon carrier bag for her Stitch bear. Speaking of gifts, since we were getting Kai something from Work The World, I decided to put together a little gift bag for Laurynn. They had quite the assortment so with a little help from Mo, I created her a little gift bag so that she wouldn't feel like I left her out. After leaving there, since it was still kinda drizzling, we went to the outlet mall. I dunno what I was expecting but since Aunt Carroll told me to take lots of pictures, I became a whole tourist out there…
^I'm pretty sure we got on the nerves of the lady who was running this kiosk cuz it probably didn't take her long to realize we weren't buying shit 😂😂😂
I even sent a little baby Yoda one to Zyi'. (Actually , I sent him just about every Star Wars thing I walked up on) I wish I had bought one now that I'm thinking about it
^They even had a little Marvel photo room
^We went in alot of stores, but Mo got Elizabeth's gift from Rue 21 after we left Starbucks. (Mo broke a pair of cute butterfly hoops in the midst of this. Oh! I ended up with a cute little necklace cuz the jewelry was buy 2, get 1 free and Mo had already bought 2 so yay! We even got damn near dragged by some guy trying to sell us skincare products for $124! Our skin felt nice but when we did the skin thingy with Danielle, not only was it cheaper, the experience was waaaaaaaay better.
^Last place we went was here and here was quite the experience
After that, it was time to eat lunch then get ready for Work The World but before that, we walked down to this other set of hotel cuz water!!!
^Can you blame me?
As I said, that's gonna be a separate entry so just know that after we got back from there, it was mad late. I wasn't sleepy, but my ass was TIRED. We were gonna eat, but Uber was playing games so I just shared my leftovers with Mo then went to bed. I mean, ya can't be hungry while you're asleep. Modern problems require modern solutions.
Oh! Before I go…
^Apparently I'm behind in the news cuz whales are curb stomping these hoes
^Anybody else side eyeing the fact that one of the people's wives is a direct descendant of passengers that were aboard the Titanic? If that's not a "Wait, what?" moment, then I dunno what is. What on Earth made them wanna go look at the Titanic wreckage anyway?! 🤦🏽♀️🤦🏽♀️🤦🏽♀️
^Tho' I've been cackling alongside everybody else, (Cuz this is me. I will carve your ass out like it was never there) death isn't funny. Honestly, it's not even the deaths that people are laughing at. It's the audacity. Like, the captain of the expedition fired the guy who warned him that this could happen so that means after he got the "Hell no, you can't go", he just went deaf and still took those billionaires' $250,000 a head. You know what's really disheartening? All that money and they didn't think to do a kindness for someone less fortunate than themselves. If you have those kinds of means, why not enhance the world? Since I brought up the Titanic, bruh, last night Anderson Cooper was interviewing James Cameron! Between the Titanic/Little Mermaid/SpongeBob memes and videos, any chance this had of people taking it perseriously were dashed immediately. And now, fun time with conspiracy theories… Quick question: Why come they haven't found bodies or body parts yet? (The only answer I'll accept is that marine life decided it was dinner time but I'll second perhaps the implosion blew them faaaaaaaaaaar away and it's gonna take some time to find them. Which ya know , probably won't happen cuz nobody really wanted to get that close to the Titanic for a reason) Like, there's NOTHING. (Yet. Gotta say yet) Not even a random eyeball.
Weird…
What if they faked their deaths or something?
Or better yet, what if all this coverage is just a distraction in order for people to sidestep the fact that they're talking none to subtly about removing Biden from office 🤔🤔🤔
Or maybe it's something else altogether…
Something to think about
Later
PS: You know what? Considering what my next entry is about to be about...❤️🧡💛💚💙💜