1) I can't believe how nice it is outside. Screw everything else I should do this afternoon, I'm going outside and taking pictures ( Read more... )

Alrighty, I'm not even going to try to pretend that the whole getting married thing hasn't eaten my brain like a ravenous zombie hoard. Mostly it's because everyone (to be fair this mostly acquaintances, NOT close friends/family, who know better) seems to think that I've been planning my wedding since I was 12, and have this perfect vision in my ( Read more... )

I am a crazy magnet. Seriously, I have more RANDOM conversation with complete strangers than anyone else ever seems to. Something about me says "Please, come to me, tell me your stories and/or problems". Part of it at least is that I seem to be physically incapable of not responding when someone is attempting to hold a conversation with me. I'd ( Read more... )

My various jobs that have involved working with the public seem to have made me cynical in an oddly specific way. Namely, I no longer have any faith that people will see, correctly interpret, or in any way pay attention to signs. In fact, sometimes it seems that if you want to actively hide information from the general population, the best way to ( Read more... )

One of the people who works at the gift shop managed to get my name wrong twice within five minutes today. The second time, it was so off I didn't even realize she was referring to me. Cecelia is a pretty common mistake, to the point where I've kind of given up correcting people, but HOW the hell did she manage to come up with Felicia? Especially ( Read more... )

If I'm ever in the position where I have a very dangerous magic book that will cause pain and suffering if it is ever opened, and I cannot ( Read more... )