Ugh, I really hate when I start reading a long fic that seems pretty good and sucks me in, and then it starts to go downhill, but I'm too involved with the story to stop reading, even if I think I'm going to vomit if the author uses any more italics, and if the story line gets any more sickeningly saccharine. How many times can these (grown male) ( Read more... )

Hunh. So I discovered last night that one thing that can make me completely bored with porn is if it's too perfect. Like ... when every single sex scene leads to the most mind-blowing and amazing orgasms EVER, and the participants never take a wrong step but read each other's bodies perfectly at all times (D/S scenes seem particularly prone to this ( Read more... )

Happy 2011, all! Anybody mind if I start the year with a PSA? "Anyways" is NOT A WORD. I have been seeing it in fic all over the place and it's like nails on a chalkboard, especially in the mouths of well-spoken characters like Hermione, Spock or Uhura. >:-(

ETA: I knew ranting would get me in trouble, LOL. atdelphi quite correctly points out that " ( Read more... )

Dear people who write multi-part fic ( Read more... )

1. I did a post the other night over on IJ about my 10 favorite QaF icons (and I threw in three non-QaF ones for kicks ( Read more... )

God, I hate poorly written porn. I've ranted about this before, but why can't people quit writing about stimulating prostates with one's tongue? Way to yank me out of a good rimming scene. D-:<

In other porny news, remember the HP Anonymous Kink Meme? There are still dozens of prompts to be claimed (and four of my six have been written now, much ( Read more... )