Amidst all the spam regarding stocks and investment opportunities, or attempts to sell me medicines to enlarge body parts I don't even possess, what do I find?

Get Your FREE* Value Pack of 15 Rolls of BOUNTY Name Brand Paper Towel and watch everyday messes erase like magic!

WTF? Spam about paper towels?!? *shakes head* What is the world coming to ( Read more... )

Much relief: I got half of that pesky scene down. Finally. On day five of a ten-day holiday. Hopefully, I can draft up the other half tomorrow.

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In another let's-clean-up-before-next-year's-house-moving project, I dug up the old VCR to convert some of my old, old videos into DVDs, with the use of the shiny new DVD/HDD recorder. But goodness me ( Read more... )

Found in a spam mail:
How many times did you get unhappy after hating the idea to undress in public?

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And from a report on CNN about the political campaign in the US:

Sen. George Allen accused his opponent, former Navy Secretary Jim Webb, of "demeaning women" and "dehumanizing women, men and even children" through his fiction writings ( Read more... )

Taken from a spam message about the size of certain male body parts:

Her daughters silver round house is angry as soon as any tall round bicycle arrives and still their odd shaped red omprella run ( Read more... )

Found on a site offering maps to put on one's own website:

"We will add a few links that people that are looking at your site might be interested in. Later we will offer a paid for version without the links."

Took me several reads to get it (generally, paid = more). Then I got it. They are euphemistically saying they will place advertiments on ( Read more... )

My friends (not you, dear digitalized LJ friends, but Real Life friends) and colleagues are not very smart. Or perhaps they are greedy. Or both ( Read more... )

I wonder how many innocents will fall for this type of message:

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