So. I wracked my brain trying to find something to do with leather, and came up with little. Then I desperately mined the Joann's, and came up empty handed. But then an epiphany! Leather cord! But what can I do with it?

Bondage! ( You knew it was coming. )

This post is definitely NSFW, for large images with swear words on them. It is, however, hopefully pretty damn funny. So forgive me. Or don't!

( A cross stitch for the penis connoisseur )

I have new things on my etsy store! I finally figure out how to digitize my cross stitch patterns (KG-Chart came into my life, and nothing will ever be the same), so I've put a couple up for sale:

-A lovely rendition of the Deadpool insignia, complete with inspirational quote

-A Bender sampler, with blackjack, and hookersPlease enjoy, won't you ( Read more... )

+ OMG Happy Samhain/Halloween/early Dia de los Muertos, everyone! This are my favorite holiday, natch ( Read more... )

1. Do you like Metalocalypse? Do you like paling around? Are you on the DW? Then get your ass to
( Read more... )

I got bored and there was a Mythbusters marathon on, so doll clothes won the day! (Dreamwidthers: Previous crafty entries are here.) ( Lovely Addy pictures behind the cut! )

Preliminaries: This project took about seven to ten hours and cost about 8USD (would've been more, but I already had all the ribbon and thread). I only used two stitches for this project: Backstitch and a modified whipstitch (which I think is really more like an overcast stitch, but the difference seems academic to me). For my purposes, I'm going ( Read more... )

Have I mentioned that my apartment has the worst lighting in the entire world? I shit you not. Only the kitchen and the bathroom have any overhead lighting whatsoever. In the winter, it is like living in a basement, despite the fact that two of the walls are enormous sliding glass doors ( Read more... )

So, today sucks, as did yesterday; but I has A Bit of Fry and Laurie! ( And! )

I have an important message for you, flist.

( Behold, my latest craft project. )