So I won the beautiful, generally badass
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1. Dear most depressing Charles/Erik story that ever was depressing,

Your presence is not welcome here. You are at least six thousand words long but, I suspect, closer to ten. There is something very wrong with the fact that you are associated with a terrifically sad Everclear song, which is just indicative of how much I really do not need to ( Read more... )

So. The challenge at
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I am still Unhappy, flist, but here are some story ideas that I'm probably never going to write that I'm hoping will make someone happy. If anything strikes you, feel free to take it off my hands.

1. Still waiting on that Caldwell/Rodney, flist.

2. ( Charles and Pickles, sexy misunderstandings )

Title: the key that got lost
Summary: Charles is missing something.
Fandom: Metalocalypse
Word Count: 996
Rating/Contents: so very NC-17, dirty talk, rape fantasy, general sick fuckery
Pairing: Charles/Pickles
Policies: Read my archiving, feedback, and warnings policies here.
A/N: And then sometimes you write a story in gleeful celebration of how ( Read more... )

So here are some things I meant to show you and haven't:

- seashadows wrote me a story! Musical Nerds Are Hot is a lovely little Charles/Pickles story which does exactly what it says on the tin.

- mific did a comic! Don't Come is a photo comic illustrating part of my story Beholden. It is pretty, wrong, and glorious.

- susan_voight did some podfics! She recorded my ( Read more... )

Title: Tomorrow We Die
Summary: Comparatively speaking, this is detox.
Fandom: Metalocalypse
Word Count: 534
Rating/Contents: NC-17, public sex, missing scene for Dethhealth (3x03)
Pairing: Skwisgaar/Pickles
Policies: Read my archiving, feedback, and warnings policies here.
A/N: For a little contest over at capslokdethklok. Because beach sex is necessary.

( Tomorrow We Die )

Title: Onstage Getdown
Summary: It all comes to a head half-way through a show.
Fandom: Metalocalypse
Word Count: 622
Rating/Contents: R, combative sex, homophobic language
Pairing: Skwisgaar/Toki
Policies: Read my archiving, feedback, and warnings policies here.
A/N: For the in public square on my
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Title: we can roll all night
Summary: It's Charles's birthday.
Fandom: Metalocalypse
Word Count: 1198
Rating/Contents: NC-17, D/s, deepthroating
Pairing: Charles/Pickles
Policies: Read my archiving, feedback, and warnings policies here.
A/N: For the vehicular square on my
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Title: Safe From Harm
Summary: Pickles's needs and Charles's demons.
Fandom: Metalocalypse
Word Count: 2044
Rating/Contents: NC-17, sadism, impact play, nipple play, internalized kink-shaming
Pairing: Charles/Pickles
Policies: Read my archiving, feedback, and warnings policies here.
A/N: For the penance/punishment square on my
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