1. Dear most depressing Charles/Erik story that ever was depressing,
Your presence is not welcome here. You are at least six thousand words long but, I suspect, closer to ten. There is something very wrong with the fact that you are associated with
a terrifically sad Everclear song, which is just indicative of how much I really do not need to write you.
You are long and you are sad and I do not know how you end but I know it will be tragic.
Kindly GTFO my brain at once; if you cannot, we do request that you STFU at your earliest convenience.
No love,
Sabine
ETA: PS: NOOO STORY HOW CAN YOU HAVE A FULL SOUNDTRACK ALREADY, STOP THIS AT ONCE
2. Dear
gyakusai_swap story,
Where are you? :( I love you, please come to me. Do you even know how sad I will be if I do not post you before your opposite number is posted?
I love you. Let me love you.
Please, please, please,
Sabine
3. Dear everyone,
You will be receiving New Year's cards from me; think about how much more sweet waiting will make them.
Belatedly yours,
S
4. OH MY GOD YOU GUYS, YOU GUYS, OH MY GOD
As I was typing this entry, a package came unto me (and I had to have that awkward, "Hey, [real name], are you expecting a package for someone, last name Gordon?" conversation with the security guard), and lo, it was my Secret Pals present! It is the most awesome and epic; all others may go home and try it again, for nothing could be better.
This is how it makes me feel: ASOIFHPSOIFJPAIEKJFASEJAJ'ASF;
Yes. Joyous pictures to follow.
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