I am ridic sometimes.
I am still Unhappy, flist, but here are some story ideas that I'm probably never going to write that I'm hoping will make someone happy. If anything strikes you, feel free to take it off my hands.
1. Still waiting on that Caldwell/Rodney, flist.
2. So Charles and Pickles have been screwing around, right, and Pickles won't let him reciprocate at all, just blows him under the desk and stuff, and it's starting to grate on Charles. Charles has gotten through his whole life without ever sucking cock, somehow, but for Pickles he's going to do it. And he's studying up on it, he's got a book checked out from the Mordhaus library and everything, because if he's going to suck cock then by god he's going to be the best cocksucker who ever lived.
And he corners Pickles and ties him up or whatever and finally gets his pants off, and Pickles is just like, "Uh, well, so, there's my pussy." And Charles is INARTICULATE WITH RAGE and Pickles is like, "I'm sorry, I should have said, please don't kick my ass," and Charles is like, "Why didn't you tell me, I already know how to do that" and Pickles is like, "Wait, what?" and then Charles licks him and everything is okay.
3. So I have this idea for an established relationship John/Rodney, post EatG, where they've been kicked out of Atlantis for some reason and they have no idea if it's permanent or not yet. So they're living somewhere together, and they're trying to deal with it, and they kind of suck at being domestic- John can't make grilled cheese without setting it on fire, Rodney's papers are threatening to take over the house. And Rodney sets out to make a nice dinner one night and sends John out for groceries, and John, god bless him, comes home with boxed wine, and Rodney absolutely snaps. And then they have a fight that is Not About Teapots and John threatens to leave, and Rodney shouts, "Go ahead, take the one good thing I've got left" and even John has Emotions over that one.
And I think maybe it has a totally ambiguous ending, but that would be so sad I don't even know what I would do.
4. John and Rodney get totally loaded and hook up on M3X-whatever the fuck, right? And they get back, and Rodney's all "That was great, let's do it a couple hundred more times" and John just doesn't say anything. Until they get to drinking again one night, and it happens again, and then there are more drinks and it happens again, and Rodney is like, "Well that's just fucking great, I fell in love with a dude who's so in denial he has to get drunk to do it."
And then Rodney's in John's room one night, and he's got one of those photo screensavers, and there's John and some really hot dude, and Rodney's like, "Who is that?" and John says, "That's my ex-boyfriend" and he gets kind of panicky and falls all over himself to promise Rodney that he hasn't spoken to the guy in years, there's nothing between them anymore, he doesn't even have the guy's number.
And then Rodney realizes he is, in fact, in love with the most awkward man in two galaxies. And then they have sober sex, and all is well.
5. So I was reading back through old tweets, and like a billion forevers ago, somebody asked Joe Flanigan on the twitter how he'd like Sheppard to go out, and he responded that John and Ronon would steal a jumper, duck tape McKay in the back and start a new show, WraithHunters.
I would like to go Mr. Flanigan one better and suggest that this end in threeways with duck tape bondage.
Surely someone wrote that story.
6. So AR-1 is in jail, again, for going to a planet where the gaydar is nonmetaphorical and they've offended the gods, w/e. And Rodney is like, "WHY DON'T WE SEND AR-2 ON THESE MISSIONS, THEY ARE ALL STRAIGHT" and John's like, "...Isn't Parrish on that team?" and Rodney is like, "He is married! To a woman! He records video postcards for his kids every Thursday!" and John is like, "Then why is he so into flower arranging" and Rodney is like, "He has a PhD in botany! He's not good for anything else!" and John is like, "I think I learned something about myself today."
6a. So the whole tease about somebody on Atlantis being gay and it probably being Lorne (because he paints, which is obvs so gay) offends me both as someone with a bad case of The Gay and as someone with an elaborate head!canon. Because obvs Lorne is John and Rodney's official supportive straight friend, and after he leaves Atlantis to head the SGC, John and Rodney spoil his little Lorne babies rotten with presents from Pegasus that he should probably not allow them to have, but he's such a pushover for his kids that he doesn't even care.
I really like the little Lorne babies.
So. There's that.
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1. Still waiting on that Caldwell/Rodney, flist.
2. So Charles and Pickles have been screwing around, right, and Pickles won't let him reciprocate at all, just blows him under the desk and stuff, and it's starting to grate on Charles. Charles has gotten through his whole life without ever sucking cock, somehow, but for Pickles he's going to do it. And he's studying up on it, he's got a book checked out from the Mordhaus library and everything, because if he's going to suck cock then by god he's going to be the best cocksucker who ever lived.
And he corners Pickles and ties him up or whatever and finally gets his pants off, and Pickles is just like, "Uh, well, so, there's my pussy." And Charles is INARTICULATE WITH RAGE and Pickles is like, "I'm sorry, I should have said, please don't kick my ass," and Charles is like, "Why didn't you tell me, I already know how to do that" and Pickles is like, "Wait, what?" and then Charles licks him and everything is okay.
3. So I have this idea for an established relationship John/Rodney, post EatG, where they've been kicked out of Atlantis for some reason and they have no idea if it's permanent or not yet. So they're living somewhere together, and they're trying to deal with it, and they kind of suck at being domestic- John can't make grilled cheese without setting it on fire, Rodney's papers are threatening to take over the house. And Rodney sets out to make a nice dinner one night and sends John out for groceries, and John, god bless him, comes home with boxed wine, and Rodney absolutely snaps. And then they have a fight that is Not About Teapots and John threatens to leave, and Rodney shouts, "Go ahead, take the one good thing I've got left" and even John has Emotions over that one.
And I think maybe it has a totally ambiguous ending, but that would be so sad I don't even know what I would do.
4. John and Rodney get totally loaded and hook up on M3X-whatever the fuck, right? And they get back, and Rodney's all "That was great, let's do it a couple hundred more times" and John just doesn't say anything. Until they get to drinking again one night, and it happens again, and then there are more drinks and it happens again, and Rodney is like, "Well that's just fucking great, I fell in love with a dude who's so in denial he has to get drunk to do it."
And then Rodney's in John's room one night, and he's got one of those photo screensavers, and there's John and some really hot dude, and Rodney's like, "Who is that?" and John says, "That's my ex-boyfriend" and he gets kind of panicky and falls all over himself to promise Rodney that he hasn't spoken to the guy in years, there's nothing between them anymore, he doesn't even have the guy's number.
And then Rodney realizes he is, in fact, in love with the most awkward man in two galaxies. And then they have sober sex, and all is well.
5. So I was reading back through old tweets, and like a billion forevers ago, somebody asked Joe Flanigan on the twitter how he'd like Sheppard to go out, and he responded that John and Ronon would steal a jumper, duck tape McKay in the back and start a new show, WraithHunters.
I would like to go Mr. Flanigan one better and suggest that this end in threeways with duck tape bondage.
Surely someone wrote that story.
6. So AR-1 is in jail, again, for going to a planet where the gaydar is nonmetaphorical and they've offended the gods, w/e. And Rodney is like, "WHY DON'T WE SEND AR-2 ON THESE MISSIONS, THEY ARE ALL STRAIGHT" and John's like, "...Isn't Parrish on that team?" and Rodney is like, "He is married! To a woman! He records video postcards for his kids every Thursday!" and John is like, "Then why is he so into flower arranging" and Rodney is like, "He has a PhD in botany! He's not good for anything else!" and John is like, "I think I learned something about myself today."
6a. So the whole tease about somebody on Atlantis being gay and it probably being Lorne (because he paints, which is obvs so gay) offends me both as someone with a bad case of The Gay and as someone with an elaborate head!canon. Because obvs Lorne is John and Rodney's official supportive straight friend, and after he leaves Atlantis to head the SGC, John and Rodney spoil his little Lorne babies rotten with presents from Pegasus that he should probably not allow them to have, but he's such a pushover for his kids that he doesn't even care.
I really like the little Lorne babies.
So. There's that.
This entry was automagically crossposted from http://sabinetzin.dreamwidth.org/354947.html.
comments over there.