Vach nacht ( Read more... )

• 17:30:48: So late on updates... if you're not on FB you have missed my Switzerland trip and my Italy trip! here they are!
• 17:34:55: Just gpt into the train alteady fed up of people pushing & yellin in german lol
• 17:36:15: Controleur a tronche deSS, voisins bruyants detraques qui bouffent de la daube moisie, repas qui naura pas l air bien different ( Read more... )

• 13:23:00: Choco's skin is doing so well now!
• 13:25:41: Rafi is my clean freak rat, he'll clean up everything and put it in the feeding tray
• 13:25:53: Mati: ‎"Maman teach me words in English", "Which ones", "Huh... Are the restaurants kosher?" LOOOOOOL bh
• 13:33:27: I had to type "seminary ass" to be able to send the pics of a rabbi... life is stranger ( Read more... )

• 18:07 Rats love gefilte fish #
• 18:07 One of my sea shells runs around in the tank, biting fish... #
• 18:08 "What's this pic? there is Maman with a baby belly, it's baby me inside?", Mati #
• 18:08 Mati wants to teach my mom to play video games!! good luck!! #
• 18:10 "You didn't put on a kipa?! You are ugly!", Mati #

Cute quote of the day/week/month?:
"Attend on fait chhhhh et on ferme la musique... Hashem! Hashem! tu dois donner un bébé à maman!'
(Wait, we do shhhhh and we turn off the music... Hashem! Hashem! you must give a baby to maman!)

English 101 PHAIL:
me: "do you want to eat?"
Mati: "do you want to... fuck?"

My obgyn told me something fascinating. Actually three things ( Read more... )

The shluchim near my ex town have a kid every year, in the same month. How crazy is that.

We went up early for the Petach Tikva Imamother meet where there was no one. Apparently they gave me not enough indications and somehow there are several big malls, or something. Anyway Mati was disappointed and furious and made me pay all day that she didnt see my friends and their kids. I wasn’t even so surprised, the trip has been that way all ( Read more... )

• 13:52 Mati only has to bring a very simple mishloach, bh #
• 14:00 nuff said! jewishmoms.wordpress.com/2010/02/16/one-womans-22-year-wait-for-a-child #
• 17:34 Mati wants all her classmates for her bday! not happening lol #
• 17:41 FRENCH MANUCURE ON FRIDAY 3 pm #

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Fascinating, well documented articles on minhagim. It really shatters a lot of myths ("everyones/no one does that!").

"you have to cover your eyes during shema"
"you have to wear a kippa all the time"
the broom dance
"you're not supposed to see your chatan/kalla before the chuppa"
"white and blue tallit is sefardi, white and black tallit is ashkenazi"
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