a (female) coworker just asked me if i was annoyed that another (male) coworker said that he "bagged a chick". she said, "would you get mad if you heard a guy say he 'bagged' you?" i said, "not really, but i'm not getting bagged by any guys. and frankly my friends and i are always calling girls chicks, so ( Read more... )

Last night I was watching "Two and a Half Men" reruns, and they played an episode where Charlie's housekeeper brought her 16 year old granddaughter into work with her. She's INSANELY hot, and since Charlie is normally a womanizer and known for doing well with the ladies, he did his best to avoid her. Hilarity ensued ( Read more... )

can i just tell you how psychic I am? Right circumlocutoryI really want to take a girl on a date. I don't know what girl. I'm not really crushing on anyone. Not really trying to get someone to crush on me. It's just one of those nice things I like to do during the summer time. Spend some time with a nice girl. My slump has lasted so long that I'm not even really ( Read more... )

i know a girl through the internetz, but I haven't met her in real life. it's probably a good thing because I know I would be ADDICTED to her personality. She's a maaaaaaaaad cool character and before I even really knew her, I was all about finding things about her because she seemed so cool, lol I was right. She lives nowhere near me but if she ( Read more... )

I've looked over a couple surveys on myspace and otherwise, and a popular question is always, "would you still be with someone if they cheated on you." I've been thinking about it a lot lately and I think I finally have an honest answer. The answer is 100% no ( Read more... )

i am a tired and exhausted mess. that's 100% my fault though because we had gayme night at Jillian and Chiedza's. I brought over my Pop 5 game and we played until about 1am. It was a bad move, but after a week like this one, sometimes I need to see my friends no matter what the consequences ( Read more... )

yay for back in the day Luda. boo for new Luda with his new fangled money maker shakin and runaway advertising stunts. Honestly, what is that song trying to say? yeah, i know little girls get abused everyday... so are you saying we should runaway? or? what's the deal here? and Mary says she'll come with me but I doubt that's true. and then i'm ( Read more... )

i could sit on the washing machine ( Read more... )

The Chief of the Fire Department just came in and gave us a brief history of the U.S.S. Hartford's history to not only CT, but the Civil War. It was very interesting, and turns out he knows a lot of facts about the city. He's a history fanatic, one of those people who would excel on a game show. I freakin love nerds who know nerdy things for no ( Read more... )

I haven't watched that movie in so long. Maybe I'll Netflix it since I can never find it in stores ( Read more... )