Last night I was watching "Two and a Half Men" reruns, and they played an episode where Charlie's housekeeper brought her 16 year old granddaughter into work with her. She's INSANELY hot, and since Charlie is normally a womanizer and known for doing well with the ladies, he did his best to avoid her. Hilarity ensued ( Read more... )

Tim Russert dead at 58My mom and I were super excited to see Meet the Press this Sunday! I can't believe it! I LOVE Tim Russert. Even when I disagree with him, he just knows his shit. He LOVES politics. This time of year is his time and you can tell. it was like he was chomping at the bit every morning on the Today Show to say his piece about the ( Read more... )

-You know, I really hate the word "unacceptable." Like if someone calls this office and I say that someone is unavailable to talk because they're out today, sometimes the person on the phone will reply, "Well that's just unacceptable!" No, you know what's unacceptable? you blowing shit out of proportion.

- ew! i just had a crusted up booger on the ( Read more... )

chick in the Kanye video is BADASS hot. like, not pay $30 for her drawz hot, but I'd do some bad bad things to her ass and not apologize. and then squirt on it. take that you smooth son of a bitch!

Heath Ledger Found Dead in New Yorkare you kidding!! omg, I'm so shocked at this! I don't know why, maybe because I truly didn't see it coming, but this is probably the most shocking celebrity death I've seen since like, Aaliyah. I had no idea he was that depressed. He always just seemed kind of quiet, reserved, really into acting and like he ( Read more... )

*sigh* I promised myself I wouldn't do this, but I'm going to have to put my feelings on Michael Vick out there. I'm so sick of hearing about the situation, but at the same time, it's not going away anytime soon, so I may as well weigh in. I'm putting it behind a cut, because if you're anything like me, you probably don't even want to read it.

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Happy Birthday black_reign! wish I had a summer birthday ( Read more... )

I didn't want to write today because it's all about Lila anyway and I know that gets boring for ya'll, but I'm bored so what can you do? She's at my house for the day and she's staying for the whole weekend. greatness, so great ( Read more... )

i made any tagged entries where i talked about Al public just now. It's been a few years, the drama is over, it's no longer indicitive of what I'm like in a relationship or who I am as a person. I don't know what my reasoning was actually ( Read more... )

last night was simply amazing. the rest of the weekend did not compare. not only because i did nothing all weekend, because last night was simply so good. i hope i remember this forever ( Read more... )