i don't know why, but i'm horny as hell

that is all.

-I woke up too late to vote this morning. My lunchbreak will be spent Baracking the vote and I don't even care that eating is a luxury! Democracy, motherfuckers ( Read more... )

since i live in east bumblefuck, i don't have any that involve celebrities ( Read more... )

Last night I was watching "Two and a Half Men" reruns, and they played an episode where Charlie's housekeeper brought her 16 year old granddaughter into work with her. She's INSANELY hot, and since Charlie is normally a womanizer and known for doing well with the ladies, he did his best to avoid her. Hilarity ensued ( Read more... )

good sports day for teams that I love. UCONN advances and Pats keep Randy. could Tianna get any happier ( Read more... )

one of my myspace buddies always sends out bulletins asking people to IM him, then gets mad when no one does it (and of course sends out a follow-up bulletin stating such). Negro, we have JOBS! I don't know about you, but if my boss walked out and saw me talking on AIM, I'd be escorted out of my office PROMPTLY. Who is going to IM you at noon on a ( Read more... )

i need a new strap on. I found one that Lila prefers online for $15 but it's just the actual harness, no dick included. that works though because we have a couple dildos. i know nothing about strap on shopping anyway. i just remember her saying that she hated the Vac-u-lock ones and that's what 90% of them were. The rest were these goofy looking ( Read more... )

My boss gave us some flare today. It's a pin that reads "Ask me about Hartford 311, for city services and information". The thing is, I don't WANT anyone to ask me about 311. I'd actually prefer not to talk about it because then they ask me follow-up questions or want to complain about it ( Read more... )

from bigbadbutch88

When are you gonna do your stand-up thing?I just heard that they opened up a comedy club in Manchester (where I live) and they'll be having amateur nights. I've been writing down random musings on pieces of paper and if I can work them into a routine, I think I'll be able to get something going by the end of the year. My biggest fear is that ( Read more... )

i hate music during sex. hate it. Ok, let me rephrase. I hate when you're going at whatever, maybe making out on a couch, and someone already has a "smooth jazz sex mix" all ready in the cd player and hits play. UGHHHH!!! no smooth jazz sex mix! can't we just fuck in quiet if the quiet is there ( Read more... )