can i just tell you how psychic I am? Right circumlocutoryI really want to take a girl on a date. I don't know what girl. I'm not really crushing on anyone. Not really trying to get someone to crush on me. It's just one of those nice things I like to do during the summer time. Spend some time with a nice girl. My slump has lasted so long that I'm not even really ( Read more... )

today i went to buy jeans. but not just any jeans. i needed loose fitting jeans. jeans to hang out in on a day off when i'm not trying to show off my ass (which is more often than you'd think). Gap has loose fitting jeans for women that they call "boyfriend jeans" that I love, but I'm not willing to pay $60 for them right now. I went to Old Navy ( Read more... )

today i'm wearing this grey and black striped number, with lacey stretch shorts underneath, then ankle boots. well they're a little taller than ankle boots, but you get the idea. totally 80's. not only that, but i'm wearing a headband and (get this) A SIDEWAYS PONYTAIL! yes... i brought it back. so out of all the people that have seen me today, 4 ( Read more... )

First off... I love this video

Benny Benassi- Satisfactionnot only because I love that song, but because hot body women with huge power tools? that's hot right there. That's off the meat rack right there ( Read more... )

coworker: So what are your plans for Valentine's Day ( Read more... )