My girlfriend Gina Carano is starring in a movie "Haywire" that comes out next week ( Read more... )

Let's just say that the movie "Legion" has me in its target demographic.

And let me say this: it completely and utterly sucked. Don't go see it.

All right, let's get a few things out of the way.

1. I am a straight white male living in the United States suburbs, who doesn't claim any oppressed status of any kind. If I was 1/16th Cherokee (which so many white people claim to be, on their Grandmother's side of course) I would still not claim any minority status ( Read more... )

So I saw two films (as I recall neither were horror films) and I kind of felt gipped because they were basically the same film ( Read more... )

1. "Sometime's you just have to piss in the sink." --Charles Bukowski ( Read more... )

1. Saw Zombie! The Musical at the Fringe Festival. Expectations were low, expectations were exceeded. It was a fun, silly little romp with lots of stage blood. I was there with Mary Cae, whom I dig.

2. Philadelphia's Magic Gardens was pretty much amazing. I'd passed it before, thinking it was just one courtyard. I had no idea about the ( Read more... )

District 9: Satisfying and visually interesting parable and parallel, the plot holes kind of chewed at me though.

Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince: Lots of child molestation subtexts. Ewww.

Public Enemies: No chemistry or excitement anywhere, thank God we snuck in for free after Harry Potter.

On a scale of Uwe Boll to 10: a two.

This Movie absolutely must be seen . . .

( and it must be seen in this manner )