OK. FWS are now a locked, Friends Only post. If you want to be in on those freaky work stories, you have to be in on my friends list. Also, I still will only post vague information as I do not want to violate HIPAA... and that isn't anyone's business anyway. (Here is what HIPAA is: Read more... )

How can a person confuse a bottle of acetone (nail polish remover) for a bottle of water? I dunno but it happened. Yeah, at work. It's sad really.

Thanks for all the comments on the pendants. I appreciate the feedback.

The news is totally freaking me out. Now there was a shooting in Wisconsin at a Sikh temple. WTH? Sikhs aren't any type of terrorist ( Read more... )

We had a patient come in through the ER who was on bath salts. Phlebotomist had to draw blood for lab tests. The patient was restrained with cuffs (as in tied to the bed) and it still took FIVE nurses to hold the person still while Phleb stuck him. She said they were all kinds of crazy. I believe this is a direct quote, "After seeing THAT, I can ( Read more... )

Crappy week ends on crappiest night of all. Busy, blood bank, computer downtime with everything all buggered up, trying to do everything alone (including the downtime computer stuff)... headache. I gave up around 0455 when I had yet to get everything done. I decided that I couldn't finish everything except patient testing. They are the ones who ( Read more... )

Ha-HA! It worked. I'm over on the tower now. This is fantastic. Will have to change a few accounts later but nothing too major. Thankfully. I'm now 4G ( Read more... )

You know your night at work is going to suck monkey nuts when the ER waiting room is so full, it has spilled over into the other department's waiting room which is full, too. We had at least 30 people either in rooms or waiting for a room in the ER for 7 of my eight hours. The order people were called back to the ER rooms made no sense (a ( Read more... )

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My Verizon 4g thingy has shipped. Can't get here fast enough.

A friend of mine sent me a postcard she made of what she called a "mash up". Apparently, a "mash up" is combining two celebrities. She did Oprah Winfrey and Opus the Penguin (from the comic strip ( Read more... )

OK. I'm done with summer. Let's skip to autumn for a few extra weeks. I work third shift. When I come out of the building to go to my car, it is not supposed to feel like I need a shower by the time I get to the parking garage ( Read more... )

Am working up my new lot of humor for work tomorrow. Every Friday, I leave little jokes, cartoons, etc. around my work for a little morale boosting. Some receive better responses than others. My little way of spreading my own insanity. >:D I was only doing this for JKL but other people began to notice them. So now I just put them wherever ( Read more... )

ARGH! I have the hiccups! UGH! Shoot me ( Read more... )