White Collar Master Fic List - Series
Below is a list of all my White Collar story series, as well as the crossovers
Five Times...
Yeah, you know you love teh schmoop. (Mostly schmoopy romance with some H/C and porn sprinkled in)
This series portrays the progression of the Burke/Caffrey/Burke relationship I've concocted in my brain. Each story includes a series of vignettes that progress over a number of years, from pre-series to post-anklet. Read all together, you'll have the full (and still-evolving) story, though most of them can be read standalone. This series is meant to parallel the storyline in canon up to the end of S2 (stupid Nazi treasure!) and then it's all in my head from that point on.
1. Five Times Elizabeth Knew Peter Loved Her PG) 11/3/10
Start to the series; actually a Peter/Elizabeth tale, and then it all got going... (Romance, h/c)
2. Five Times Peter Knew Elizabeth Loved Him PG-13) 11/9/10
More romance in the life of our favorite marrieds - but what if they added a third? (Romance)
3. Five Times Neal Knew He Was Loved R) 11/16/10
Some snippets from Neal's life involving food. (Romance, angst, h/c)
4. Five Christmases PG) 12/10/10
Five different angles of five different holidays for our favorite threesome. (Romance, h/c, humor)
5. Man is a Giddy Thing PG) 12/21/10
Peter gets a little drunk on New Year's and makes a public declaration. More or less. (Romance)
6. Five Times Neal Cooked for the Burkes PG) 12/24/10
So it turns out Neal's a really great cook...and he cooks for people he loves. (Romance)
7. Some Assembly Required PG) 12/29/10
In which Moz is a mensch and actually kick-starts everything for our favorite threesome. Also: board games.(H/C, friendship)
8. Five Times Elizabeth and Neal Carried on without Peter (NC-17) 1/4/11
Teh seksi! And some angst and H/C thrown in. (Romance, angst, h/c, smut)
9. Long Time, First Time (NC-17) 1/9/11
Smut, pure and simple. Peter's first time with Neal (PWP)
10. A Thousand Fragrant Posies (PG) 1/22/11
El visits Moz in the hospital. Tag to Burke's Seven (H/C)
11. Groundhog Day (G) 2/2/11
Bit of fluff wherein El tends to a flu-stricken Neal (H/C)
12. It Always Rains on a Picnic (PG-13) 2/22/11
Neal makes a picnic. Peter and El have a fight. Satchmo is clueless. (Romance)
13. Five Times Peter Burke Cried (PG-13) 2/25/11
Oh, the angst, it be heavy. But: babies! (Angst, h/c, babies)
14. Tonight I'm Fucking You (NC-17) 4/7/11
Neal does his seksi dance for Peter to the strains of a certain Enrique Iglesias song...(PWP)
15. Let My Fingers Roam (NC-17) 5/6/11
The Merry Month of Masturbation was indeed kind to the Caffrey-Burkes. El relaxes in the bath; Neal gets an eyeful...and a bit lucky. (PWP)
16. Big Hands, I Know You're the One (R) 5/16/11
Neal is traveling in Europe and really missing his lovers. Hand!porn. (Romance)
17. Impatience (NC-17) 5/26/11
El's due date has come and gone, so she takes matters into her own hands...(wank!fic)
18. The Sound of Life's Sweet Bells (PG) 7/8/11
Neal makes a birthday dinner for Peter. (H/C)
19. Baby's First Christmas (G) 12/29/11
It’s PJ's first Christmas and he gets… a lot of really inappropriate gifts. (Schmoop)
20. Nothin’ Says Lovin’ Like Somethin’ from the Oven (G) 3/15/12
OK, so baking isn’t one of Peter’s strong suits… (Fluff, baked goods)
21. If I Knew You Were Coming… (PG) 7/4/12
It's Neal's birthday and Peter and El argue over his favorite cake. (Fluff, baked goods)
22. Ain't No Sunshine When She's Gone (PG-13) 12/31/13
Five times Peter and Neal had to cope without Elizabeth. (kidfic, h/c, fluff)
Origins
This series delves into Neal's teen years. It began with an amnesia fic that featured a shy and innocent teen Neal emerging, and I just had to spend more time and ink on that young man's life. These are all pretty standalone; all assume Neal/Peter/Elizabeth established relationship. Very angsty.
1. Auld Lang Syne R warning for implied child abuse) 8/25/10
Amnesia!fic wherein Neal forgets everything that's happened to him since he was 17. (H/C)
2. The Mask I Found NC-17; warning for teen sex) 8/28/10
Who was Nick Halden? (Angst)
3. Time Capsule PG-13; warning for suicide of non-canon character) 9/10/10
Neal searches for answers in his past. (Angst)
4. Only Son R; warning for child abuse) 12/15/10
The story of how Neal and Mozzie met, and why Neal never finished high school. (H/C)
A Mental Rebellion
Series of ficlets detailing some sexy practical jokes Peter and Neal play on each other. Name is from the following quote by George Orwell: "Whatever is funny is subversive, every joke is ultimately a custard pie... a dirty joke is a sort of mental rebellion.”
1. Like You Mean It (NC-17) 1/9/11
Neal talks dirty to Peter. While Peter is undercover. (Humor)
2. Riposte (R) 1/10/11
Peter exacts revenge on Neal after the events of "Like You Mean It." (Humor)
3. A Freudian Substitute (R) 1/12/11
Neal gets back at Peter; a Quantico pen is molested. (Humor)
4. Kind of Blue (NC-17) 1/13/11
Peter ups his game. Neal winds up very frustrated. (Humor)
Wangst
Just a series of cracky fics where Neal and Peter's dicks are sentient and wise.
1. Nosce Te Ipsum (NC-17) 1/24/11
Neal has a frank conversation with his penis about his relationship with Peter. No, really. (Crack)
2. Pumpkin Eater (NC-17) 2/9/11
Peter's dick shares some hard truths. Sequel to Nosce Te Ipsum. (Crack)
3. Tho' Your Dreams be Tossed and Blown (Walk On) (NC-17) 2/17/11
Neal's dick tries to cheer him up. (Crack)
4. Can't Get Used to Losing You (NC-17) 2/19/11
Peter regrets breaking up with Neal. His dick feels otherwise. (crack)
5. While There's Moonlight and Music (NC-17) 2/22/11
A conversation between Neal's dick and Sara's va-jay-jay. (Cracky crack that cracks a crack)
6. Lord Help the Mister (NC-17) 2/26/11
Sara and her ladyparts discuss Neal and Peter and come up with a plan!
7. Just Hold My Hand While I Come (to a Decision on It) NC-17) 3/3/11
Peter and his peter decide to act!
8. You Say the Words that I Can't Say (NC-17) 3/13/11
Final chapter and everything comes to a, um, head...
9. Actual Size Shown (NC-17) 5/22/11
El and her ladyparts go toy shopping. Not so much a sequel as a companion piece...
10. Five by Five II (R) 8/10/11
Poor Richard...he's been fractured. This is a bit of an AU to my,, uh, AU...
11. Goodnight Irene (R) 8/27/11
Neal and Peter’s dicks ride out the hurricane together
12. A Very Wangsty Christmas (R) 12/25/11
It’s Christmas and Neal needs cheering up. (H/C)
13. I Want to Hold Your… (NC-17) 5/4/12
Peter needs a manicure... (humor)
Wangst II
This is the start of a sequel, focusing on a Moz/Sara relationship. It is unfinished. It is unlikely to BE finished…
1. Cross-Eyed Strangers (NC-17) 5/24/11
Wangst - the sequel! Moz tries to jack it, but his dick won't cooperate.
Reach Out and Touch Someone
Series of ficlets detailing what Neal and Sara get up to when they are apart that was born out of the 2011 Merry Month of Masturbation comm. God, I love fandom...
1. Sitting Stilll (NC-17) 5/1/11
Sara is bored in a staff meeting and thinks of Neal. (Smut)
2. Hold My Breath and Wait (Until I Shake (NC-17) 5/2/11
Neal can't stop thinking about Sara's "sext" message. Sequel to Sitting Still. (Smut)
3. Half a World Away (NC-17) 5/17/11
Neal and Sara try to "connect" while she's away. (Smut)
Undeniable Chemistry
The Neal/Clinton relationship I never knew I always wanted... AU version of S3 events, without all that pesky treasure, kidnapping, and commutation mishegoss.
1. Meeting Like This (Nc-17) 8/4/11
Neal/Jones. Smut. And tapas. Not in that order.
2. Undeniable Chemistry (PG) 9/13/11
Sequel to "Meeting Like This." The boys wonder what to do next. They are awkward and adorable. (Romance, some UST)
3. Tread Carefully (PG) 9/14/11
Diana gives Clinton some unsolicited advice. (Friendship)
4. Five Times Neal and Clinton Couldn’t Keep Their Hands Off Each Other (NC-17) 9/18/11
Title says it all. (Smut, H/C, Romance)
5. A Big Step (PG) 9/23/11
Neal and Clinton come to a crossroads in their relationship. (Angst, romance, H/C)
6. I Keep Missing You (PG) 9/25/11
A tale of a long distance relationship told in email and text. (Romance, H/C)
7. Five Times Clinton Bathed Neal (PG-13 for 80% of it, NC-17 for one section) 9/28/11
Kind of a rewind to the prior chapter, depicting Neal's recuperation from the gunshot wounds he suffered. (Angst, H/C)
8. As Long as You're Happy (PG-13) 10/11/11
Clinton comes out to his mom. (Family)
9. Scenes from a Thanksgiving (PG) 11/5/11
Neal meets the Joneses. That's nothing to stress out over, right? (Family, fluff)
10. I Saw Daddy Kissing Santa Claus (G) 12/28/11
Future!fic for Christmas... Neal and Clint's daughter Hannah sees something she should not have. (fluff, kid!fic, h/c)
11. Do Me the Honor... (G) 12/31/11
Clint has something to ask Neal on New Year’s Eve. (romance)
12. ...Of Course (G) 1/3/12
Neal's side of the story depicted in "Do Me the Honor" (romance)
13. I Look at your Pants and I Need a Kiss (PG-13) 6/7/12
Neal looks good in his jeans. (romance)
14. A Good Boy Scout (NC-17) 10/15/12
Neal and Clint go camping. Smex happens. (PWP)
15. Protect Your King (R) 2/3/13
Neal is pretty pissed when he discovers Clint and Peter have been lying to him, but then he learns the reason - Keller’s back in town to finish the job he started last time: killing Neal. (casefic, h/c)
16. Until the End of Time (NC-17) 4/20/13
Neal and Clint FINALLY get hitched, y'all! (schmoop, smut)
17. Live Through This (PG-13) 12/28/13
With Neal on the edge of death, Clint finds comfort and support where he least expects it. Timestamp to "I Keep Missing You" and "Five Times Clinton Bathed Neal." (H/C)
The Princess Bride, by R. Child
The White Collar/Princess Bride fusion no one wanted.
(PG) Begun 4/15/12 (Romance! Adventure! ROUSs!)
Part the First, in which we meet our plucky heroine.
Part the Second, in which there are shrieking eels.
Part the Third, in which there is a thrilling sword fight.
Part the Fourth, in which there is a battle of strength and one of wits.
Part the Fifth, in which we delve into the Fire Swamp.
Part the Sixth, in which our hero dies.
Part the Last, in which True Love prevails, and all the best lines are uttered.
Fits and Starts
Just another series in which Neal and Peter come together and fall in love (with El's blessing, of course). Romantic slash.
1. Four Times Peter and Neal Almost Kissed Before They Finally Did (R) 6/22/12
(H/C, UST)
2. Four Times Peter and Neal Almost Made Love Before They Finally Did (NC-17) 7/7/12
(Romance, blue balls, smut)
3. Four Times Peter and Neal Almost Said “I Love You” Before They Finally Did (PG) 10/23/12
(Romance, near break-up, make-up)
The Satchmo Cycle
Day-in-the-life fics told from Satchmo’s POV.
1. Lake G) 10/19/10
Satchmo finds a lake in the city (Humor)
2. Satchmo's Thanksgiving G) 11/21/10
Satchmo loves the holidays for one reason: babies. A sequel of sorts to Lake. (Humor)
3. Dog's Best Friend G) 12/25/10
Satchmo loves Mozzie. Mozzie is indifferent. More Satchmo fic - yay! (Humor)
4. Nighttime (G) 1/21/11
Satchmo has stuff to do at night. (Humor)
5. Because He Can (PG) 5/5/11
Satch just can't catch a moment alone. Fill for Day Five of Merry Month of Masturbation, so, you know. (Humor)
6. Away (G) 9/21/11
Neal dog-sits while El and Peter are away, and has to give satchmo medicine. We've all been there. (humor)
7. I Put a Spell on You (G) 11/25/11
Satchmo controls Neal. (humor)
8. Satchmo's Snow Day (G) 1/4/12
Satchmo likes to play in the snow. (humor)
Neal vs. the LOL Cat
I can’t even explain where this came from. Suffice to say Neal owns a LOL Cat. Named Henri. Rated G; just some crack with a side of H/C from time to time.
1. Neal vs. the LOL Cat 10/27/12
Henri wants a snack.
2. The Further Adventures of Neal and LOLCat Henri 10/28/12
Henri grooms himself. Hilarity ensues.
3. Neal and Henri Go to Bed 10/28/12
Five ways Neal and Henri negotiated their sleeping arrangements.
4. Neal and LOLCat Henri vs. Sandy 10/31/12
Henri is not at all freaked out by the hurricane.
5. LOLCat Henri vs. the Hurt/Comfort 11/2/12
Five ways LOLCat Henri helped Neal recover from an injury.
6. Neal and LOLCat Henri vs. the Vet 11/6/12
LOLCat Henri is at the vet. Neal is distraught.
7. Neal and LOLCat Henri vs. the Art Critics 12/11/12
LOLCat Henri takes the art world by stormingks.
8. Neal and LOLCat Henri vs. the Blue Christmas 12/24/12
Henri is a Grinch. With good reason.
9. Neal and LOLCat Henri vs. the New Year’s Resolution 1/1/13
Eating healthfully is a good resolution, right?
10. Neal and LOLCat Henri vs. the Snowpocalypse 2/9/13
Henri’s just not a fan of bad weather, OK?
11. Henri’s in the Cradle 4/5/13
Henri misunderstands a song lyric.
12. Neal and LOLCat Henri: Into Darkness 5/25/13
Henri and Neal go to see Star Trek: Into Darkness
13. Neal vs. the LOL Kitten 8/30/13
Flashback to when Neal first brought Henri home.
14. LOLCat Henri vs. the True Meaning of Thanksgiving 11/28/13
Henri learns not to take things for granted.
15. A Very Henri Christmas 12/24/13
Henri really gets into the Christmas Spirit thing; where he fails is the execushons
16. LOLCat Henri vs. Doge 1/19/14
Yes, I went there. Henri makes a new friend.
The Kid Neal Chronicles
Series of fics set in an AU where Neal was deaged and never recovered, therefore Peter and Elizabeth adopt him and raise him as their son. The main story takes place when Neal is 11, and the rest are timestamps to other points in Neal's life as he grows up.
1. The Stream of Warm Impermanence (PG-13) 3/12/12
Once upon a time, Neal was de-aged, and he never turned back. Eight years later, he begins to remember who he is.
2. The Pancake Song (G) 4/29/12
Companion piece to The Stream of Warm Impermanence; kid!Neal wants all the pancakes.
3. The Proudest Fellow (G) 3/29/13
Companion piece to The Stream of Warm Impermanence; Peter and Moz come to terms with the reality of Neal's situation. Well, Peter already has.
4. The Adventures of Captain Neal of Star Command (G) 12/26/13
Neal and Satchmo spend the day in Neal's imagination; Elizabeth is a reluctant, if amused, participant.
Glee Crossover Series
The Glee/White Collar crossover no one ever wanted. Neal went to McKinley High. Suspend your disbelief…. NOW
1. 1. Ol' Blue Eyes is Back PG) 4/22/11
The White Collar/Glee crossover no one asked for... When Neal is forced to complete his high school education, he opts to return to the one he dropped out of - McKinley! (Crack and some UST)
2. Five Things Neal Caffrey Taught the McKinley High Students and Staff (PG-13) 6/10/11
Title says it all. (Crack, life lessons, smoochies, angst)
Star Trek: AOS Crossover Series
Because Neal Caffrey and Spock were meant to be, dammit!
1. The Surprise of Our Glory Days (NC-17) 11/14/12
When thieves travel to Earth’s past with a valuable and unstable weapon, the crew of the Enterprise reluctantly pursue to prevent a potential disaster. Luckily, Spock gets an assist from a new acquaintance, one Mr. Neal Caffrey.
2. For Me, It Isn't Over by embroiderama (PG) 11/19/12
A tag written for the original fic, taking place between parts 4 and 5. Peter knew that something was going on with Neal after the aliens left, but all he could do was watch and wait. And wait. In the end, he could only wish he'd been kept waiting longer.
3. On the Relative Merits of Swimming for Recreation (G) 11/20/12
Neal tries to talk Spock into going for a swim.
Five Times...
Yeah, you know you love teh schmoop. (Mostly schmoopy romance with some H/C and porn sprinkled in)
This series portrays the progression of the Burke/Caffrey/Burke relationship I've concocted in my brain. Each story includes a series of vignettes that progress over a number of years, from pre-series to post-anklet. Read all together, you'll have the full (and still-evolving) story, though most of them can be read standalone. This series is meant to parallel the storyline in canon up to the end of S2 (stupid Nazi treasure!) and then it's all in my head from that point on.
1. Five Times Elizabeth Knew Peter Loved Her PG) 11/3/10
Start to the series; actually a Peter/Elizabeth tale, and then it all got going... (Romance, h/c)
2. Five Times Peter Knew Elizabeth Loved Him PG-13) 11/9/10
More romance in the life of our favorite marrieds - but what if they added a third? (Romance)
3. Five Times Neal Knew He Was Loved R) 11/16/10
Some snippets from Neal's life involving food. (Romance, angst, h/c)
4. Five Christmases PG) 12/10/10
Five different angles of five different holidays for our favorite threesome. (Romance, h/c, humor)
5. Man is a Giddy Thing PG) 12/21/10
Peter gets a little drunk on New Year's and makes a public declaration. More or less. (Romance)
6. Five Times Neal Cooked for the Burkes PG) 12/24/10
So it turns out Neal's a really great cook...and he cooks for people he loves. (Romance)
7. Some Assembly Required PG) 12/29/10
In which Moz is a mensch and actually kick-starts everything for our favorite threesome. Also: board games.(H/C, friendship)
8. Five Times Elizabeth and Neal Carried on without Peter (NC-17) 1/4/11
Teh seksi! And some angst and H/C thrown in. (Romance, angst, h/c, smut)
9. Long Time, First Time (NC-17) 1/9/11
Smut, pure and simple. Peter's first time with Neal (PWP)
10. A Thousand Fragrant Posies (PG) 1/22/11
El visits Moz in the hospital. Tag to Burke's Seven (H/C)
11. Groundhog Day (G) 2/2/11
Bit of fluff wherein El tends to a flu-stricken Neal (H/C)
12. It Always Rains on a Picnic (PG-13) 2/22/11
Neal makes a picnic. Peter and El have a fight. Satchmo is clueless. (Romance)
13. Five Times Peter Burke Cried (PG-13) 2/25/11
Oh, the angst, it be heavy. But: babies! (Angst, h/c, babies)
14. Tonight I'm Fucking You (NC-17) 4/7/11
Neal does his seksi dance for Peter to the strains of a certain Enrique Iglesias song...(PWP)
15. Let My Fingers Roam (NC-17) 5/6/11
The Merry Month of Masturbation was indeed kind to the Caffrey-Burkes. El relaxes in the bath; Neal gets an eyeful...and a bit lucky. (PWP)
16. Big Hands, I Know You're the One (R) 5/16/11
Neal is traveling in Europe and really missing his lovers. Hand!porn. (Romance)
17. Impatience (NC-17) 5/26/11
El's due date has come and gone, so she takes matters into her own hands...(wank!fic)
18. The Sound of Life's Sweet Bells (PG) 7/8/11
Neal makes a birthday dinner for Peter. (H/C)
19. Baby's First Christmas (G) 12/29/11
It’s PJ's first Christmas and he gets… a lot of really inappropriate gifts. (Schmoop)
20. Nothin’ Says Lovin’ Like Somethin’ from the Oven (G) 3/15/12
OK, so baking isn’t one of Peter’s strong suits… (Fluff, baked goods)
21. If I Knew You Were Coming… (PG) 7/4/12
It's Neal's birthday and Peter and El argue over his favorite cake. (Fluff, baked goods)
22. Ain't No Sunshine When She's Gone (PG-13) 12/31/13
Five times Peter and Neal had to cope without Elizabeth. (kidfic, h/c, fluff)
Origins
This series delves into Neal's teen years. It began with an amnesia fic that featured a shy and innocent teen Neal emerging, and I just had to spend more time and ink on that young man's life. These are all pretty standalone; all assume Neal/Peter/Elizabeth established relationship. Very angsty.
1. Auld Lang Syne R warning for implied child abuse) 8/25/10
Amnesia!fic wherein Neal forgets everything that's happened to him since he was 17. (H/C)
2. The Mask I Found NC-17; warning for teen sex) 8/28/10
Who was Nick Halden? (Angst)
3. Time Capsule PG-13; warning for suicide of non-canon character) 9/10/10
Neal searches for answers in his past. (Angst)
4. Only Son R; warning for child abuse) 12/15/10
The story of how Neal and Mozzie met, and why Neal never finished high school. (H/C)
A Mental Rebellion
Series of ficlets detailing some sexy practical jokes Peter and Neal play on each other. Name is from the following quote by George Orwell: "Whatever is funny is subversive, every joke is ultimately a custard pie... a dirty joke is a sort of mental rebellion.”
1. Like You Mean It (NC-17) 1/9/11
Neal talks dirty to Peter. While Peter is undercover. (Humor)
2. Riposte (R) 1/10/11
Peter exacts revenge on Neal after the events of "Like You Mean It." (Humor)
3. A Freudian Substitute (R) 1/12/11
Neal gets back at Peter; a Quantico pen is molested. (Humor)
4. Kind of Blue (NC-17) 1/13/11
Peter ups his game. Neal winds up very frustrated. (Humor)
Wangst
Just a series of cracky fics where Neal and Peter's dicks are sentient and wise.
1. Nosce Te Ipsum (NC-17) 1/24/11
Neal has a frank conversation with his penis about his relationship with Peter. No, really. (Crack)
2. Pumpkin Eater (NC-17) 2/9/11
Peter's dick shares some hard truths. Sequel to Nosce Te Ipsum. (Crack)
3. Tho' Your Dreams be Tossed and Blown (Walk On) (NC-17) 2/17/11
Neal's dick tries to cheer him up. (Crack)
4. Can't Get Used to Losing You (NC-17) 2/19/11
Peter regrets breaking up with Neal. His dick feels otherwise. (crack)
5. While There's Moonlight and Music (NC-17) 2/22/11
A conversation between Neal's dick and Sara's va-jay-jay. (Cracky crack that cracks a crack)
6. Lord Help the Mister (NC-17) 2/26/11
Sara and her ladyparts discuss Neal and Peter and come up with a plan!
7. Just Hold My Hand While I Come (to a Decision on It) NC-17) 3/3/11
Peter and his peter decide to act!
8. You Say the Words that I Can't Say (NC-17) 3/13/11
Final chapter and everything comes to a, um, head...
9. Actual Size Shown (NC-17) 5/22/11
El and her ladyparts go toy shopping. Not so much a sequel as a companion piece...
10. Five by Five II (R) 8/10/11
Poor Richard...he's been fractured. This is a bit of an AU to my,, uh, AU...
11. Goodnight Irene (R) 8/27/11
Neal and Peter’s dicks ride out the hurricane together
12. A Very Wangsty Christmas (R) 12/25/11
It’s Christmas and Neal needs cheering up. (H/C)
13. I Want to Hold Your… (NC-17) 5/4/12
Peter needs a manicure... (humor)
Wangst II
This is the start of a sequel, focusing on a Moz/Sara relationship. It is unfinished. It is unlikely to BE finished…
1. Cross-Eyed Strangers (NC-17) 5/24/11
Wangst - the sequel! Moz tries to jack it, but his dick won't cooperate.
Reach Out and Touch Someone
Series of ficlets detailing what Neal and Sara get up to when they are apart that was born out of the 2011 Merry Month of Masturbation comm. God, I love fandom...
1. Sitting Stilll (NC-17) 5/1/11
Sara is bored in a staff meeting and thinks of Neal. (Smut)
2. Hold My Breath and Wait (Until I Shake (NC-17) 5/2/11
Neal can't stop thinking about Sara's "sext" message. Sequel to Sitting Still. (Smut)
3. Half a World Away (NC-17) 5/17/11
Neal and Sara try to "connect" while she's away. (Smut)
Undeniable Chemistry
The Neal/Clinton relationship I never knew I always wanted... AU version of S3 events, without all that pesky treasure, kidnapping, and commutation mishegoss.
1. Meeting Like This (Nc-17) 8/4/11
Neal/Jones. Smut. And tapas. Not in that order.
2. Undeniable Chemistry (PG) 9/13/11
Sequel to "Meeting Like This." The boys wonder what to do next. They are awkward and adorable. (Romance, some UST)
3. Tread Carefully (PG) 9/14/11
Diana gives Clinton some unsolicited advice. (Friendship)
4. Five Times Neal and Clinton Couldn’t Keep Their Hands Off Each Other (NC-17) 9/18/11
Title says it all. (Smut, H/C, Romance)
5. A Big Step (PG) 9/23/11
Neal and Clinton come to a crossroads in their relationship. (Angst, romance, H/C)
6. I Keep Missing You (PG) 9/25/11
A tale of a long distance relationship told in email and text. (Romance, H/C)
7. Five Times Clinton Bathed Neal (PG-13 for 80% of it, NC-17 for one section) 9/28/11
Kind of a rewind to the prior chapter, depicting Neal's recuperation from the gunshot wounds he suffered. (Angst, H/C)
8. As Long as You're Happy (PG-13) 10/11/11
Clinton comes out to his mom. (Family)
9. Scenes from a Thanksgiving (PG) 11/5/11
Neal meets the Joneses. That's nothing to stress out over, right? (Family, fluff)
10. I Saw Daddy Kissing Santa Claus (G) 12/28/11
Future!fic for Christmas... Neal and Clint's daughter Hannah sees something she should not have. (fluff, kid!fic, h/c)
11. Do Me the Honor... (G) 12/31/11
Clint has something to ask Neal on New Year’s Eve. (romance)
12. ...Of Course (G) 1/3/12
Neal's side of the story depicted in "Do Me the Honor" (romance)
13. I Look at your Pants and I Need a Kiss (PG-13) 6/7/12
Neal looks good in his jeans. (romance)
14. A Good Boy Scout (NC-17) 10/15/12
Neal and Clint go camping. Smex happens. (PWP)
15. Protect Your King (R) 2/3/13
Neal is pretty pissed when he discovers Clint and Peter have been lying to him, but then he learns the reason - Keller’s back in town to finish the job he started last time: killing Neal. (casefic, h/c)
16. Until the End of Time (NC-17) 4/20/13
Neal and Clint FINALLY get hitched, y'all! (schmoop, smut)
17. Live Through This (PG-13) 12/28/13
With Neal on the edge of death, Clint finds comfort and support where he least expects it. Timestamp to "I Keep Missing You" and "Five Times Clinton Bathed Neal." (H/C)
The Princess Bride, by R. Child
The White Collar/Princess Bride fusion no one wanted.
(PG) Begun 4/15/12 (Romance! Adventure! ROUSs!)
Part the First, in which we meet our plucky heroine.
Part the Second, in which there are shrieking eels.
Part the Third, in which there is a thrilling sword fight.
Part the Fourth, in which there is a battle of strength and one of wits.
Part the Fifth, in which we delve into the Fire Swamp.
Part the Sixth, in which our hero dies.
Part the Last, in which True Love prevails, and all the best lines are uttered.
Fits and Starts
Just another series in which Neal and Peter come together and fall in love (with El's blessing, of course). Romantic slash.
1. Four Times Peter and Neal Almost Kissed Before They Finally Did (R) 6/22/12
(H/C, UST)
2. Four Times Peter and Neal Almost Made Love Before They Finally Did (NC-17) 7/7/12
(Romance, blue balls, smut)
3. Four Times Peter and Neal Almost Said “I Love You” Before They Finally Did (PG) 10/23/12
(Romance, near break-up, make-up)
The Satchmo Cycle
Day-in-the-life fics told from Satchmo’s POV.
1. Lake G) 10/19/10
Satchmo finds a lake in the city (Humor)
2. Satchmo's Thanksgiving G) 11/21/10
Satchmo loves the holidays for one reason: babies. A sequel of sorts to Lake. (Humor)
3. Dog's Best Friend G) 12/25/10
Satchmo loves Mozzie. Mozzie is indifferent. More Satchmo fic - yay! (Humor)
4. Nighttime (G) 1/21/11
Satchmo has stuff to do at night. (Humor)
5. Because He Can (PG) 5/5/11
Satch just can't catch a moment alone. Fill for Day Five of Merry Month of Masturbation, so, you know. (Humor)
6. Away (G) 9/21/11
Neal dog-sits while El and Peter are away, and has to give satchmo medicine. We've all been there. (humor)
7. I Put a Spell on You (G) 11/25/11
Satchmo controls Neal. (humor)
8. Satchmo's Snow Day (G) 1/4/12
Satchmo likes to play in the snow. (humor)
Neal vs. the LOL Cat
I can’t even explain where this came from. Suffice to say Neal owns a LOL Cat. Named Henri. Rated G; just some crack with a side of H/C from time to time.
1. Neal vs. the LOL Cat 10/27/12
Henri wants a snack.
2. The Further Adventures of Neal and LOLCat Henri 10/28/12
Henri grooms himself. Hilarity ensues.
3. Neal and Henri Go to Bed 10/28/12
Five ways Neal and Henri negotiated their sleeping arrangements.
4. Neal and LOLCat Henri vs. Sandy 10/31/12
Henri is not at all freaked out by the hurricane.
5. LOLCat Henri vs. the Hurt/Comfort 11/2/12
Five ways LOLCat Henri helped Neal recover from an injury.
6. Neal and LOLCat Henri vs. the Vet 11/6/12
LOLCat Henri is at the vet. Neal is distraught.
7. Neal and LOLCat Henri vs. the Art Critics 12/11/12
LOLCat Henri takes the art world by stormingks.
8. Neal and LOLCat Henri vs. the Blue Christmas 12/24/12
Henri is a Grinch. With good reason.
9. Neal and LOLCat Henri vs. the New Year’s Resolution 1/1/13
Eating healthfully is a good resolution, right?
10. Neal and LOLCat Henri vs. the Snowpocalypse 2/9/13
Henri’s just not a fan of bad weather, OK?
11. Henri’s in the Cradle 4/5/13
Henri misunderstands a song lyric.
12. Neal and LOLCat Henri: Into Darkness 5/25/13
Henri and Neal go to see Star Trek: Into Darkness
13. Neal vs. the LOL Kitten 8/30/13
Flashback to when Neal first brought Henri home.
14. LOLCat Henri vs. the True Meaning of Thanksgiving 11/28/13
Henri learns not to take things for granted.
15. A Very Henri Christmas 12/24/13
Henri really gets into the Christmas Spirit thing; where he fails is the execushons
16. LOLCat Henri vs. Doge 1/19/14
Yes, I went there. Henri makes a new friend.
The Kid Neal Chronicles
Series of fics set in an AU where Neal was deaged and never recovered, therefore Peter and Elizabeth adopt him and raise him as their son. The main story takes place when Neal is 11, and the rest are timestamps to other points in Neal's life as he grows up.
1. The Stream of Warm Impermanence (PG-13) 3/12/12
Once upon a time, Neal was de-aged, and he never turned back. Eight years later, he begins to remember who he is.
2. The Pancake Song (G) 4/29/12
Companion piece to The Stream of Warm Impermanence; kid!Neal wants all the pancakes.
3. The Proudest Fellow (G) 3/29/13
Companion piece to The Stream of Warm Impermanence; Peter and Moz come to terms with the reality of Neal's situation. Well, Peter already has.
4. The Adventures of Captain Neal of Star Command (G) 12/26/13
Neal and Satchmo spend the day in Neal's imagination; Elizabeth is a reluctant, if amused, participant.
Glee Crossover Series
The Glee/White Collar crossover no one ever wanted. Neal went to McKinley High. Suspend your disbelief…. NOW
1. 1. Ol' Blue Eyes is Back PG) 4/22/11
The White Collar/Glee crossover no one asked for... When Neal is forced to complete his high school education, he opts to return to the one he dropped out of - McKinley! (Crack and some UST)
2. Five Things Neal Caffrey Taught the McKinley High Students and Staff (PG-13) 6/10/11
Title says it all. (Crack, life lessons, smoochies, angst)
Star Trek: AOS Crossover Series
Because Neal Caffrey and Spock were meant to be, dammit!
1. The Surprise of Our Glory Days (NC-17) 11/14/12
When thieves travel to Earth’s past with a valuable and unstable weapon, the crew of the Enterprise reluctantly pursue to prevent a potential disaster. Luckily, Spock gets an assist from a new acquaintance, one Mr. Neal Caffrey.
2. For Me, It Isn't Over by embroiderama (PG) 11/19/12
A tag written for the original fic, taking place between parts 4 and 5. Peter knew that something was going on with Neal after the aliens left, but all he could do was watch and wait. And wait. In the end, he could only wish he'd been kept waiting longer.
3. On the Relative Merits of Swimming for Recreation (G) 11/20/12
Neal tries to talk Spock into going for a swim.