See - I can write in other fandoms!
Star Trek Reboot
Non-K/S Pairings and Gen
Chordus de Bacchantis (R) 12/29/12
Jim and Spock return from an alien sex orgy. Hilarity ensues. (adult language and situations) No pairings, but it ain't gen either
Command Track Senior Seminar (R) 12/5/13
The lectures for Captain Pike's advanced command track seminar are very comprehensive (humor, dialogue-only) GEN
The Most Wonderful Time of the Year 1/1/14 (PG-13
The Enterprise’s traditionally adult-oriented Christmas celebration is interrupted by a bunch of kids. Just another challenge for the most resourceful crew in the ‘fleet. (humor)
Pairing: Kirk/Spock
Combien de Temps (NC-17) 7/9/13
My K/S Big Bang entry for 2013! Five times Jim and Spock screwed before they realized it really meant something, or, “They tried to kill us, we survived, let’s fuck!” (H/C with lots of angst and smut)
Dead Letter Office (R) 5/26/13
Five letters Spock never sent to James Kirk and one he did. A sequel to
Letter Never Sent (H/C)
Die Weihnachtsgurke (R) 12/2/12
Ever heard of the Christmas Pickle? Jim sure has. (Humor)
Down with the Sickness (G) 12/27/12
Vulcans rarely get sick, but Spock does, he’s really super-woobie. Jim perseveres. (H/C, schmoop)
First (NC-17) 6/24/14
It’s Jim’s first mission as Enterprise’s first officer and, well, he and Spock have an important “first” of their own to get to. Sequel to Next Best Destiny. (First time; canon divergence)
Five Porny Ficlets! (NC-17) 1/2/13
On the 5th Day of Christmas, my True Love would absolutely give me five porny ficlets! Better than gold rings! (Smut, humor, angst)
I Didn't Know I Was Lost (R) 12/25/13
Jim is the worst barista of ever. But really, this story is about Spock trying to find himself. (coffeehouse au, first time)
I'll Find My Soul as I Go Home (R) 9/11/14
Kirk/Spock Big Bang 2014. Spock is a lonely post-graduate student at Columbia who is just coming to terms with being gay. Jim is a bright, vivacious young man with as many secrets as scars. They both find an outlet for their emotions in the alternative club scene in late 1980s Manhattan - and in each other. But will Jim’s dark past ruin the tenuous relationship they’ve built?
Jim and Spock go to Hollywood (PG) 1/3/14
Story treatment of a fic I will never write about Jim and Spock going to Hollywood to make a movie about the Nero Incident. (crack, humor)
Keep Christmas Well (G) 12/3/13
In which Jim is a Grinch and Spock, surprisingly, is not.
Letter Never Sent (PG) 5/22/13
While Jim lay comatose for two weeks, Spock took the liberty of drafting the letters of condolence for the members of the Enterprise crew that were lost. (pre-slash)
Next Best Destiny (PG-13) Completed 3/23/14
This story is based on an AU that was spawned on Tumblr wherein Spock is Captain of the Enterprise and Jim his adorkable Science Officer who is also crushing on him. (pre-slash to slash, canon-divergence, h/c)
Perspective (PG) 9/15/14
For K/S Day 2014. Jim receives a video of a certain Vulcan’s fight with a certain superhuman. (pre-slash, h/c)
Prepares You (NC-17) 12/26/12
Nothing they say prepares you for your first pon farr (h/c)
Quondam Rex (G) 5/20/14
AU in which Spock Prime came through the wormhole at the same time as Nero and it was Winona who died during the Kelvin attack. Hiding in plain sight, Spock takes a job as a nanny to protect George Kirk and his two young sons from Nero. Nanny!Spock Prime. (kidfic)
Some Candy Talking (PG-13) 2/14/13
Jim gives Spock a box of chocolates for Valentine’s Day. Spock eats them all. Hilarity ensues. (Fluff)
Smooth as... (NC-17) 1/5/14
Jim in silk pantyhose and heels. For reasons. (Smut)
Sweater Weather (G) 2/19/14
Spock and Jim on their honeymoon, cuddling for warmth. (fluff)
Sweetheart Come to Me (PG) 2/7/14
Endearments are illogical. Until they aren't. Spock learns a lesson. (fluff, h/c)
Talk Dirty to Me (NC-17) 11/29/12
Spock asks Jim to teach him how to talk dirty in bed. Hilarity ensues. (humor, smut)
Up and Atavism (NC-17) 5/22/13
Um, there are these things called
mating plugs? BLAME THE KINK MEME! (crack)
Your Face at My Door (G) 9/16/12
Kirk walks in on Spock when he’s feeling… a little fragile. (Humor)
Pairing: Jim/Bones
The One Where Bones Has Two Bones (NC-17) 6/5/13
What it says on the tin. God, I love kink memes. (PWP, crack)
Series: Where No Knives Have Gone Before
The Star Trek/Top Chef fusion no one asked for, starring your favorite Reboot characters!
Episode 1: I Left My Heart... (R) 8/20/12
The Cheftestants meet, fight, cook, screw - you know, a typical day in ST:XI fandom.
Episode 2: The Kobayashi Maru (R) 9/14/12
Jim faces the Kobayashi Maru.
Episode 3: The Offal Truth (G) 1/6/13
The chefs square off in an offal Quickfire and Spock makes friends.
Series: Any Sensual Feast
Pairing: Kirk/Spock
Just a series of ficlets around the delight Jim and Spock's senses take in each other.
1. Touch:
By Touching, Make Blessed (NC-17) 5/19/13 Summary: Spock likes Jim's hands.
2. Touch:
Let Hands Do What Lips Do (NC-17) 6/16/13 Summary: Jim uses his hands on Spock.
3. Sight:
Th' Encounter of Assailing Eyes (PG) 6/23/13 Summary: Spock reflects on Jim's eyes.
4. Taste:
Things Sweet to Taste (NC-17) 6/28/13 Summary: Spock is Jim's favorite flavor.
5. Smell:
By Any Other Name (r) 7/12/13 Summary: Olfactory memory is the strongest - just ask Spock.
6. Hearing:
When Love Speaks (PG-13) 7/30/13 Summary: Spock's voice makes Jim shiver.
Series: White Collar/Star Trek:AOS Crossover
Because Neal Caffrey and Spock were meant to be, dammit!
1.
The Surprise of Our Glory Days (NC-17) 11/14/12
When thieves travel to Earth’s past with a valuable and unstable weapon, the crew of the Enterprise reluctantly pursue to prevent a potential disaster. Luckily, Spock gets an assist from a new acquaintance, one Mr. Neal Caffrey.
2.
For Me, It Isn't Over by
embroiderama (PG) 11/19/12
A tag written for the original fic, taking place between parts 4 and 5. Peter knew that something was going on with Neal after the aliens left, but all he could do was watch and wait. And wait. In the end, he could only wish he'd been kept waiting longer.
3.
On the Relative Merits of Swimming for Recreation (G) 11/20/12
Neal tries to talk Spock into going for a swim.
Star Trek TOS
Five Times Uhura and Sulu Dated Before They Realized They Were a Couple (PG-13) 1/3/14
Uhura/Sulu. What it says on the tin. (fluff, h/c)
Sex on Fire, A Pon Farr Song Parody 12/29/13
Kirk/Spock. Song parody of the Kings of Leon track "Sex on Fire" with an Amok Time edge. (humor)
Star Trek RPS
The Adventures of Tiny Chris Pine (Teen) WIP - started 10/18/14
Chris is tiny. Hilarity ensues.
The Big Scene (R) 6/20/14
Pinto. Chris and Zach's first kiss is during filming of the third movie, when Spirk becomes canon. (first time, smut)
Cake (g) 5/5/14
Pinto. In which Chris overthinks dessert. (fluff, dialogue-only)
Control Me, Console Me (R) 8/26/14
For the Chris Pine Birthday Bash. Aftercare following an intense scene. (h/c, bdsm)
Crying Shame (G) 9/7/14
For this prompt on the kinkmeme: "Crying Chris. That's it. Just... all the crying Chrissy." (h/c)
Five Conversations about One Thing (Explicit) 6/12/14
Chris likes ass play: a love story. (first time)
How Do You Choose Not to Feel? (G) 12/27/13
Pinto. Zach is overcome with feels during the filming of a certain scene in Into Darkness. (H/C)
In These Hands I'll Hide (PG) 8/13/14)
Kink Meme fill. Zach needs to stop obsessing over Chris's hands. (hand porn)
Leaves in the River (Teen) 11/5/14
For Pinto Big Bang. What happens when Chris goes to Carnegie Mellon University for a college visit in 1997 will change neither of them, but it makes for a nice story anyway. (fluff)
Manhandles (NC-17) 8/9/14
Kink meme prompts. When Chris has to bulk up for the third Trek movie, Zach is more than happy to enjoy the results, not to mention feeding his boyfriend is one of his favorite hobbies. But when his newly-discovered size kink leads to him letting Chris top him for the first time, Zach has to deal with a few unresolved issues of his own. (h/c, smex, relationship woes)
A Mile in His Shoes (Teen) 7/12/14
Zach wakes up in Chris’s body. Time for wacky Freaky Friday shenanigans, right? Wrong. (H/C)
The Pleasure of Your Company (Explicit) 10/7/14
Zach and Chris get fake married. There are consequences.
Senses Working Overtime (NC-17) 5/6/14
Pinto. Zach rarely has to work this hard. (PWP, kink)
Vampire Lawyer (Mature) 10/22/14
Zach is wrongfully accused of a crime. Can America's foremost undead litigator save him? Total crack, based on
this video.
You're the Top (NC-17) 7/22/14
Kink meme fill. Chris is used to topping in his sexual encounters with men, but Zach has been lusting after that ass of his from day one. Cue Zach pulling out all the stops to get Chris to agree to letting him top. (pwp)
Glee
All Those Expectations (NC-17) 11/15/11
Kurt/Blaine. Blaine and Kurt’s first time. (Romance, smut)
At the Spa (R) 08/15/11
Kurt/Blaine. Kurt and Blaine spend a day at a spa and Blaine ahas some manscaping done. (Fluff)
Good Feeling (NC-17) 11/11/11
Kurt/Blaine. Kurt has an overstimulation kink. (PWP)
A Lesson Learned in Time (PG) 6/3/12
Brittany/Artie, Brittany/Santana. Brittany looks back on her breakup with Artie. (H/C)
Glee/White Collar Crossover Series
1. Ol' Blue Eyes is Back (PG) 4/22/11
The White Collar/Glee crossover no one asked for... When Neal is forced to complete his high school education, he opts to return to the one he dropped out of - McKinley! (Crack and some UST)
2.
Five Things Neal Caffrey Taught the McKinley High Students and Staff (PG-13) 6/10/11
Title says it all. (Crack, life lessons, smoochies, angst)
Grimm
Series
The Art of Conversation
Dialogue-driven series of ficlets, featuring details from a Nick/Monroe romance.
1.
Five Times Monroe Helped Nick Fall Asleep (PG) 4/1/12
What it says on the tin. (H/C, pre-slash)
2.
Nick Needs a Breather (NC-17) 3/2/12
Monroe is insatiable; Nick is a little overwhelmed. (PWP)
3.
Can You Hear Me Now? (NC-17) 1/18/12
Nick and Monroe have the phone sex; feeeeeelings are revealed. (Romantic smut)
Gen
LJ Loses an Ear (R for violence) 12/21/11
Renard is a little pissed off (Humor)
The Loveliest of All (PG) 12/6/11
So that thing about unicorns being attracted to virgins? Totally true. (Humor)
My Fate Cries Out (R) 6/10/12
White Collar/Grimm Crossover. Neal and Peter follow a case to Portland, where they encounter things they never expected. (Casefic, H/C)
Pairing: Nick/Monroe
Baby It’s Cold Outside (G) 12/26/11
Monroe really should be getting home… (Romance)
Besessenheit (R) 2/7/12
When Nick starts acting completely unlike himself, certain clues convince Monroe he may be possessed. Monroe turns to an old friend to exorcise the demon. Sequel to
What is Lost Can Never be Saved. (H/C, Angst)
Catch Me a Catch (PG) 4/2/12
Roddy thinks Monroe and Nick would be perfect for each other - he's just got to convince them of that. (Pre-slash, H/C)
Cold Comfort (G) 1/1/12
Nick and Monroe are trapped in Nick’s Jeep in a snowstorm. There is cuddling. (H/C)
Finger is Drifting (NC-17) 2/29/12
Poor Monroe’s back is killing him after that cage match. Luckily, Nick comes over to make it aaaaaall better. (H/C and smut)
Just Right (NC-17) 3/12/12
It's a porn-star AU! Nick and Monroe meet, fuck, then date. (PWP, schmoop)
Horses, Not Zebras (G) 3/6/12
Nick thinks he’s been cursed - again! Man, it’s tough being a Grimm. (H/C)
I Can’t Change the Way You Think (But I Can Put My Arms Around You) (NC-17 for dub-con, bloodplay) 1/15/12
Nick has just risked his life, and it doesn’t sit well with Monroe. Monroe must show him what that means. (Angst, H/C)
I’ll Never Let You Go (If You Promise Not to Fade Away) (R for violence) 1/8/12
No matter how hard he tries, Monroe can’t stop Nick from dying all the damn time. (Character death, H/C)
The Kitten’s Tale (PG-13) 12/10/11
Kitten!Nick - need I say more? (Crack, humor, H/C)
A Monroe Family Easter (R) 4/5/12
Well, family holidays can be stressful for everyone…especially if you're a Grimm dating a Blutbad. (Humor)
Monroe Watches Nick Sleep (PG) 11/27/11
Kink Meme fill. (UST)
Nick has a clothes kink (PG-13) 11/27/11
Kink Meme fill (humor)
Nurse Eddie (PG-13) 11/29/11
Eddie is a surprisingly caring and efficient caregiver. (H/C)
The Policy of Truth (PG) 12/27/11
Nick is hit with a truth spell; this is the morning after. (Humor)
So Will I Comfort Thee(NC-17) 5/12/12
Tag to Big Feet: Monroe has lost three friends today; Nick comforts him. (H/C, angst)
Tips for the Proper Care and Feeding of Your Blutbad (NC-17) 12/4/11
Some H/C, some smut…all in the name of taking down the creature of the week (H/C, smut)
Tru Luv 4Ever (G) 2/13/12
Nick and Monroe's first Valentine's! (Schmoop)
What is Lost Can Never be Saved (R) 12/21/11
Monroe disappears soon after Hap’s funeral and Nick figures he just needs some space until an investigation into an illegal casino uncovers a shocking truth. (Violence, dog fighting, H/C)
Pairing: Nick/Monroe/Juliette
Lullaby (PG) 1/14/12
Nick suffers from nightmares in the aftermath of the events of “Game Ogre.” (H/C)
Strangers on a Train(NC-17) 2/21/12
Sex on a train. (PWP)
Magic Mike
Electric Sheep (NC-17) 6/29/12
Ken really is a doll, a Pleasure-Tron 3000, programmed to provide pleasure. One person doesn’t see it that way. (H/C, warn for dub-con)