Sex on Fire, a Pon Farr Song Parody

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Title: Sex on Fire, a Pon Farr Song Parody
Fandom: TOS
Rating: G
Characters/Pairings: Jim/Spock
Spoilers: Amok Time
Content Notice: None
Word Count: <200
Summary: OMG, did I just write a song parody of “Sex on Fire” by Kings of Leon?

A/N: I’m sorry. (not sorry)

For Day 6 of the Twelve Days of Ficmas.

Lay where you're laying
Don't make a sound
I brought you plomeek
Plomeek

This emo Vulcan
So out of control
It has people talking
Talking

You,
Your sex is on fire

McCoy did the bloodwork
His hormones like whoa
We need to be goin'
To Vulcan

We call it pon farr
Vulcan mating drive
Must fuck or I’m dying
I’m dying

Me,
My sex is on fire
If consumed,
By the plaktow, I’ll di-iiiie!

T’Pring pulls a fast one
Koon-ut-kal-if-fee
With Jim as her champion
Her champion

An epic battle
Between Kirk and Spock
Oh it’s just the gayest
The gayest
THE GAAAAYEST!

Spock,
Your sex is on fire
Spock,
You killed your t’hy’la

Consumed,
With guilt for what’s transpired

And Spock,
Your sex is on fire
But Jim,
He is a survivor

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Thank you for your time.

If you’re interested in singing along, here’s the original vid:

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